
I iz de missing lynx What? U expect a monkey?
an i waznt missin… i jus had udder stufz 2 do.
Faeborit Coment: “That’s grate, kitteh. Now can u halp me wif teh wifi signal? I thinks I gots teh missing Linksys.” – lolcatburglar
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a beauty like yu!
he iz nawt missing. Sumbudy has yoinked him, ai bet.
Ai wood yoink him, butt(!) ai alreddi haz two menny animlols!
Congratz, Carosue. U havva sewlo! Wear iz ebrywun??
Ohai, OCM!
Urrlee ryze & shyne
dis moarneeng. Coaldz, damp, raynee,
‘Pleh!’ wethurr 2day!
Habz Hawt Cawffee andz
Blooberree Daynishhez. Maykz
ebbeefeengz bettah!!
Awllso habz scrambilldz
aygz, baykun andz sawsujjez
2 brytenn moarneeng!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack. Nao dats a sumpchewis brekfist!!
OHAIKOOOOOOO Jack!
Yoo ar bringing teh fuds in a Haiku!!
Teh fancee-est fuds ebber!!
Just popping in to show off mai zombee costoom that LCB gaved to mee – if ai still hav it on?
Gotta run – off to a Lunchie yum!
Erk! Ai’m bak to nermal.
Iz Hello Ween ober? Ai’ve bin teh bizzee werkin awn teh lectshuns – an tehn going into deep wifdrawall.
Ohai OCM, ai iz heer, butt kepe getting intrupted bai wurk
Ohai MMM! Hao rood ov wurk tu inturupt ur fun!!!
Dat’s wot ai fort. Butt nao ai shall intrupt teh boaring wurk adn play a bit!
Handsumm Leenkz Kitteh
knoez dat himz nawt misseengz. Himz
jusst wawntz prybassee!
Handsumm Leenkz Kitteh
jusst gawtz awff Grayt Beeg Boat wiff
summ gye naymdz ‘No~uh’!!
Handsumm Leenkz Kitteh
seez summfeengz wayz far awayz
dat coodz beez sum Nomz!!!
Jack.
Teh fotografer prehapz?
*snerk*
eff ai wuz teh foto grafur (akshulee, ai wish ai wuz!), ai’d bee yousing a reelee LAWNG lens foar dis shawt coz ai noes dis kitteh iz berree berree fassst an ai am nawt!
HAHAHA. coffee got snorted.
That’s grate, kitteh. Now can u halp me wif teh wifi signal? I thinks I gots teh missing Linksys.
LOL Maibee him helpz at da golf plaze, clearin da links.
*goez to jungle and bringz back some lynx* are theese da wuns u wer missin?
Jeebus! It’s wifi lynxes! Get in teh carrier!
heers another lynx
http://www.miniclip.com/games/sushi-cat/en/
katch it! it may eskape!
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(btw u kan click it, its a game bout a kitteh hoo loves teh sooshi! no it not virus i am nice bunneh
he he! ai leik sooshi kitteh gaym!
*snerk*
y u snerks? r u sik? *gets bowl of hot soop* *den aksidentlee spills it on jk2kitteh* oops *runs awai*
Byootee lynx, maykes me wantew pet himz eers. Finks him no likey dat.
U never knoes until u tries. Go on and do it. I’ll wait here.
Behind this concrete barricade.
*puts on karrot suit* *gets kamera* ya go try!i wanna seez wat happens! *jumps over concrete barricade with lolcatburglar*
no, dat maek perfek sense. (giggle)
Ai don thinque ‘e wood eet enyone. Hiz face iz awl reelaxed. Heez lisnen t’ sumpthin’, tho. Wun eer iz ternd sidewayzee.
Heez trying to pik up teh BeeBeeCee!!
Whut shows does teh wild kittehs watch on teh Beeb?
Are U Being Savaged?
Benny (Run for teh) Hills
Chef! Is My Hoomin Ready Yet?
Dad’s Army Can’t Stop U from Being Nommed
EatEnders
F…
French and Saunter awai wif a kwikness
The Goodies you hav in ur pocket
Howard’s Way far away ober there
I, Clawdius
J….
Familee guii (to nom)
Gardners nomming tiem
Have ai got noms fur yu
I’m sorree ai’ll nom taht again
J…
Nomming with da Nommers
Nom’s Kitchen
Gushie Fud- Ceiling vs. Basment
and dat commershul “wut woud u Doooooooo for a chzbgr”
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Ai definitlee prefurr lynx obber monkees. U duz no how to uze a lidder bocks, rite?
maybee u shood go ask him if he potty train? *gets video camera* go aheadz ill be heer *puts on metal suit*
*sneeks up behind TheBunneh wif a can opener*
*runs* *throws a hard karot a lolcatburglar*
Oh, what a face! Iz perfect.
*Cue the THUNDERCATS theme*
Beautiful Lynx!