As Captain Picard would say, “Make it sew”
Faeborit Coment: “Masheen sez “Singur” but I rilly doant liek its voyce so verrahmuschsorree.” – Duffy
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Sew wut, kitteh?
Qwik conga rats on yur nawt second!
Ohai ManfredMom! Fankee! Ai nawt met yu befoar, aifinkso! *eggstends floofee paw uv frendship tu MM*
Teh littlol kitteh’s joke leaved me in stitches.
Ow.
Ohmai LCB! Be kareful LOLing…yu doant wanna burst yur stichez. Den kitteh will haz tu gro fumbs adn sew yu bakk up!
Something like that happened once. *someone* turned my fingers into Fronsch fries and then Prysmakitteh “sewed” them back on. Was not quite teh immediate success one would hope for.
Read about it here. Starts wif my comment then goes on on and off down the page:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/02/funny-pictures-in-a-pyramid-scam/comment-page-1/#comment-688238
OMCC! Dat wuz SEW funneh! Yu guize had me ROTFLMAOPIMP!!
We’ve had lotsnlots of funs here. And u never knoes whut sort of trubble we’ll get into or when.
Oh, and u can go to http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/lore-adn-legendz/ to read moar past adventures. Needs updating, but there’s lots there to keep u amusified.
Sew, LCB ! Ai red teh thred, adn it luks lyke yu manajed tu weeve yur way owt ob a kwite a predicamunt. How’d dat werk owt for yuu? Duz yu still haz yur jawb in teh factery assembling mowse bobblol hedz?
O, no. I gived up that glamourous job. Now I takes teh scent outta deodorants to make them unscented.
Aifink datz yoosful werk! Ai meen how duz unscented stuff get unscented in teh nawt sekkund place? *pinz medlol on LCBs’ chest*
OW!
I mean, thx.
Also ow.
with a kup of t, url gray, hawt.
Masheen sez “Singur” but I rilly doant liek its voyce so verrahmuschsorree.
It diddnt sai it wuz a “Gud SIngur”…
Urgr, dat is too troo. I noe menny such.
Who’s Menny Such? Iz dat a noo singur? Nawt sewing mashine, ai meen a singur. Wait, whut?
He is brother to Manny Moore, who sings on lots of albums.
Kitteh. Sewing machine. Star Trek. Just add chocolate and it would be perfect.
Agreed! Chocolate and coffee.
Iz deh worstest pun ov alls!
In fact, it’s crewell.
Worsted pun, mebbe?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to weescottishgirl, catlovre2008, Banana-slug an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, fizzy party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif hoolahoops taht lite up wen tehy hoola, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien poster wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Can yu taek mai eers a lidl bit, kthxawltehbeddertoheeryuwif.
Don’t worry about teh ears. They’ll ride up with wear.
Oh goodness, yes, Mr. Grainger! That they will!
Sew, how come Picard could never sew up them tears in the space-time continuiuiuiuiu… thingamajib he always had?
Groan…..
*heddesk*
U wantz tu b kraws-poastid tu Sew Much Pun, kitn?
You left out #1.
“Make it sew, #1″ is what Piccard would say!
Those Singer sewing machines are awesome! I have the one my mom got in 1961, and I still use it. I do like the fuzzy attachment on this one, tho…
Star Trek: The Next Generation WIN
Cute Kitty photo, but I have been a Trekkie for nineteen years and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that one!
Wow, that sewing machine looks almost exactly like my Mom’s, still in constant use since 1964. Hers is a Singer “Slantomatic” 401. It was the first appliance Dad bought for her when they emigrated to America, and it still looks like it just came out of the packing crate. She has all the original accessories, too, including the instruction book. Judging by the prose and illustrations, apparently back then only wimmins were allowed to have sewing machines, LOL!
Just last week, I even found the sales receipt for it in Dad’s papers – he bought it from a pawn shop for less than $100.
(Kitteh is cute too, but maybe not as quaintly collectible as the Singer!)