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TL;DR Version: Goggies is silleh n happy wif nefing. Kittehs is plottin 2 tayk ober teh world…n ur soulz.
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Faeborit Coment: “dis worf da reed! very informatif, yea for kitteh oberlords!!!!!!” – Kitty
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lol i kan tell teh kitteh wrote dis
but the hooman typed this and did all dat coz kittehs dont have thumbs
lolz
goggies r so bland they alwais happy! but dey still kyoot though and kittehs r so .. elaborate
Congrabshoelaces on yer nawt secund Bunneh!
lol ty elfyn! cancatshoelaces on bein nawt third!
You don’t need thumbs to type…..
ya but they make it easier while holding toona in ur paw :/
Iz nawt day elaborate yu meanz! Iz duh “L” quinceznes!
My kitty has thumbs on both hands.
Con grab u lashes TheBunneh, on your nawt sekund!
Y, fank u, needed tu du sumfing fur teh furgotted holly day!
maybe i mite get a carrot hat
for teh holly day lol
TL;DR :/
tehn readz teh TL;DR vershun beelow it -.-”
1. Hold Power key for 5 seconds.
2. Pick up book.
And your somehow “proud” enough of your laziness that you post about it? “Too long, didn’t read” says a lot more about you, than it does about the subject matter.
Amen.
Um,wow! Sum of U cheezfolks are pretty mean.
Akshully Ai did read it and fownd it pretty funneh. Ai wuz just jokin arownd. Ai thot the TL;DR at the end was funneh. Mehbe some of U shud liten up a littlol. Pease N Lurv
ai thawt it wuz funnee.
Please forgive me but, What is a “TL;DR?
It means “too long, didn’t read.” Generally used in a smarta$$ way by people who don’t want to be bothered with reading something in its entirety.
lol…that was great
Wen kitteh wuze owt, it wanted inn. Wen kitteh wuz inn, he wuntz owt. Silly kitteh….
O mai CC!! Look rite below ur commint MamaCat! Wee shop at teh same hat store!!!
o, naow dat is funni! I lieks ur hat, lol!
An ai lieks urs! an wee boff turnd up waring it at eggsaktlee 11:09! Spooookee!
GMTAALTH!
(grate minds think alike an luv turkee hats)
MamaCat preens
ob caorse grate minds tink aliek, we iz grate!
lol
Ohai BF adn MC! Aifink yu boff luuk sew bekumming in yur maching hatz! Aifink ai haz nawt met yu befoar butt ai cud halve…mai memoree sumtiemz plaiz trix awn me! *eggstendz floofy paw uv frendship*
beautimous hats on beautimous cats!
*makes mental note to avoid the top of the stairs for a few days*
*makes mental note to avoid dem stray LOLcats while seerching for karots*
evil planz…teh kitteh is maekin dem.
I remember seeing this on MySpace years ago…it’s STILL hilarious!
Whoever wrote that is either a genius, or insane.
Awbsoelootlee ai agry, it tayks eethr a krayzee prsan or sum1 wif xpeereeunce by havzing a kitteh hoo dooz dat.
sumtimz u hab to be insane to be geenous – or iz dat udder wai round?
dis worf da reed! very informatif, yea for kitteh oberlords!!!!!!
an oldee but goodee. i firzt see dis years ago, but iz still funnee.
waaaaayt, dis kant be right… wer’z de LOLspeek?
Ai has a sad. Is dere no happeh kittehs?
Aww, doan haz a sad {{{D-R}}} aifink kitteh jus purrtendin tew bee disgruntld in order tew git moar treets an tummeh skritches!
Oh, okay den.
Ai has a supersize sad. Mah kitteh cats seems so happeh an’ dey lubs me. R so ah tawt.
My kitteh’s diary would add:
To keep brain functioning, I spend hours calculating Pi to as many decimals as possible without losing my place or falling asleep.
The funniest thing i have EVER read!!!! i think i pulled my diaphragm ROFLMAOSHIPAM
Love it!
i haz seen dis, on 104.7 teh fishes site a few months ago
cool
love this!! so funny! I hope my cat does not feel like this!
This is awesome! No wonder I love cats.
De goggies, da caint hep dey be all boringness. It iz der place on Aerth.
Don’t worry I129. Rescue troops are on the way. great report.
M453
retard is not a nice word to use
I tried to hit the excellent button twice..
typical cat behaviour tsk tsk
luv ‘em
Hm. This looks somewhat familiar. I’ve seen something very like it, only it was referring to two different dog breeds – the happy one was a Golden Retriever or Labrador, and I think the escapist one was a terrier of some kind.
This is hilarious! It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Whoever wrote it… great job!
Thats Weird
White on black, mi iz hurt.
that was funny, and to those who didn’t read it because it was long….you missed out. and to who wrote this…. all I can say is bravo!!
A recurring feature on local college radio station (WRUW.org) “Housecat Diary”. It’s even funnier when read aloud in serious secretive voice. There’s one about escape into the snowy yard that’s priceless.
oh my….I’m laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha =^.~=
omg…8D kitty is a good writer… better than me!
i remember one about the cat getting neutered.
anyone knows where we can find the complete text ? because there is more than that, i remember
Absolutely true. Love this….keep writing….better yet write a book….I will be the first in line to buy it.
AWESOME!!!
i luv cats!!!
if dis iz ne indickashun of teh awesumness, kant waiyte tu reed teh hole dierry!
Dis vewy auld jok, but alwyz funy, ebry tiem!
dis allus bery funneh!
>Markitty You are right. I googled housecat diary and found more there. Very funny!
There is also this on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Smokey-the-diary-of-a-housecat/354364404960
Thanks. As some smartycat once said: MIsery shared is halved, pleasure shared is doubled. Ai must pawnder dis deepleee aftur a bowl of kitty-crunchies adn a nap.
it was hilarius teh kitteh was funny
my fav thing