nao, abowt yor employment it appeers dat micdonuldz is hiring, …an they provide a family discownt
kittehs wil alwayz go 2 grayt lengfz 2 has cheezburgers.
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And yu can haz cheezburger!
Conga McRatz, TTC!! Yu leedz teh waye an wee hazza thai wif uh similer commint! Mmmmmm…….thai fuudz.
Ai lurvs thai fuudz…tom ka kai…pad woon sen…mmmmm
Aifink foar mee it iz teh dishes wif teh coconutz milkz an curree cawmbinashun. Ai lubs gettin teh soop, an dey bringz yu uh big bole ob ryse an yu poor teh soopz ober teh tawp.
*Grabz shamwow foar massib drool spill*
Oh yesh! Teh green curree dishez aer sew yummeh!
Ai gree! Teh grene currees am teh ossim!
yup yup! teh grene curree is gewd fud! ai alsew leiks teh jingur chikkins.
Plus complimenterry cheezburgerz!
LOL! Congacheezburgerz TTC adn ‘Niser! YOU BOF CAN HAS! *passes awt komplimentery cheezburgerz wif teh elebenty thousand island sauce adn no onyinks adn yoinks wun foar herself*
GMTA Niser and Fanks Fae !!!! nom nom nom teh cheezburgerzs *waddlols awf tu fill owt applicashun*
Aifinkso ai wud bee afrayd tu werk der. Ai lubs der fudz (speshullee teh fillay ob fisheez) an ai noez it nawt gudd foar yu.
*hazza sadd*
Y ebreefing nawt gudd foar yu tayst so gudd?
Sad butt (!) troo. Aifink itz teh greese. nawt geese, greese.
Sodium.
Iz funneh…ai lieks der fud too eben tho ai kno it’s bad fur me. Tehy put lotsa salt adn udder flaburs tu mayke yu addikted. Ai haz a hard thyme nawt eeting awl teh thyme cuz ai lurvs flaburs. Ai nawt eben has tu be hongree! Iz mai curse…
U has a taste for flavurs?
Ai duz! Ai exspeshully lurv unusual cheezes adn saltee meets!
I lurves teh cheezes also (also teh Cheezes also) but I is teh losing waits and even tho I could has a littlol bit, I usually say “no thx” these days.
Next time u has some nice cheez, give it my love?
O ai will give it yur luv adn myne tu! Ai want tu loze teh wate butt ai no haz teh self kontrol.
Is teh vry hard, I knoes. I has been using a free web app called LoseIt! U log in all that u eet and once u start losing u find that choosing between a slice or 3 of cheezecaek and fitting into those cute jeans again is a no-braner. I has losed 40 poundages so far!
http://loseit.com
Is also available as iPhone/iTouch/iPad app.
Wate, whut?? Noe cheez????????
*Teh gurl frum ‘Sconsin tryz tu rapp hurz hedd arownd dis bizzar noshun*
*Wispurrz*
Iz mai fayborit fuud.
Well, vry little anyways.
I am not from teh ‘Sconsin, but I spended lotsa times in France as a stoodint. They has many cheezes there and they was all my frenz.
Yesh, ai lubz der cheez. Iz uh nashunal staypull. Nuffin lyke guud cheezes, guud redd wyne an uh fresh bagette. Butt (!) teh Fronch peepz nawt habs teh wate prollumz wee gawtz heer. Duzn’t mayke teh cents.
Wut aer yur faborite cheezez? Ai lurvz St. Andre triple cream brie, Humbolt Fog, Truffle Tremor, Sottocenere, a good sharp cheddar, havarti, goat cheese, Shropshire, oooohhh teh list goas awn!
I usedta works wif Fronsch peeps who was here in teh States for a year or two and some sayed that they tried to eat only the stuffs they eated back home but still gained wait. Either it’s we has moar processed fuds here, or they was samploling too many Le Big Macs and didnot want to admit it, or they didnot get as much exercises here as a home, e.g. just walking even. I losed waits in France because a) I was a poor stoodint and 2) I did lots moar walking than I do here.
Or a combination of all of teh above.
Canaydyun greese?
Yesh, but dumestikated.
Made frum Canaydyun bacons.
Pickloled in speshul McDonalds elebenty yeer preeserbative.
Ai nawt habz uh crayvin foar frenchee fryz ennymoar.
Eww, kitteh, surely you can set your sights a little higher than McDonalds?! Even Burger King is an improvement. Pleh!
In these rocky times,
crappy cheeseburger in hand
still worth two in bush.
O hai KickahaOta! How u is? Lotsa whiles, not so much seeing.
Did u knows we is doing a Cheezland Calendar for 20Elebenty? It will has pics of Cheezpeeps’ pets. I rember that u has –*gulp*– a unusual type of pet but I can be brave and include a pic if u like. Click on my bloo name for upload instructions. Deadline is Nov 15.
ai rekkomends In ‘n Out Burger. ai duzzent leik der fryz butt butt luvs teh burgurrs.
Mi wan won pownder. Das foar kwarturrs. Den joo go bakks laytur foar moar.
Or — get ready for a crazy idear, kitteh — *U* could get teh job at mCdonalds! Then u would has access to teh burgers all teh time!
OW! Kitteh hitted me upside my hed wif a rolld-up newspaper!
Butt (snerk) kitteh, Ai just gawt hired foar teh season awn teh tuna bote! Duz U rellee want meh tu kwits?
Kitteh wants to know why can’t u work on teh toona boat during teh day then work teh nite shift at teh mCdonalds.
toona bote nawt come hoems at 5. Onlee comes back tu town when der iz lawts uf fresh toona inna bote.
Kitteh not want to hear about ur commuter prollems. Kitteh wants cheezburger AND tuna.
Kitteh duz has othur minyuns. Let wun of dem wurk fur cheezburgurs!!
An wen yu startz werkin dere, I wud NAWT liek fryz wif mai oardurs. I wud liek anuvver cheezburgrs wif mai oardurs. Dubbel kwordur powndurz. Hoal de yuyinz, pikelz, lediss, tumaydur, musdurd, an mader of fakk, hoal de bredz, tu. Jus de cheez an de burgur plzthx. O, an a lawrj dyit Coak.
An 2 yappel pize.
Das awl, nuffin elz.
‘Sep mebbe a stromboli shayk.
You can has sooper-sized?
Otay. Maek dem kwordur powndurz intu haff powndurz.
You just gave me a sad, kitteh. I just got home from putting in applications for a second job, including McDonalds. I’m tryin’, kitteh, I’m tryin’!
{{{Muerki}}}
kitteh wuz juss tryin tu halp.
best wishis fur yur jawb hunt!
This cat’s expression makes him look like John Boehner — AND he’s orange!