“Heeeere’s Johnn− ouff!” ….well dis didn’t werk
Faeborit Coment: “Ohhhh, kitteh! Yu iz mush kyooter dan Jak Nikklesun. Ai nawt ebber wantid tu tayke himz hoam!!” – ‘Niser
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Ai nebber cud figgur owt deez door fingeez.
Congrats, AP!
Fankeez, anni! We has a tye! *dans-dans*
*dansdansdans wif AP an anni*
Gud tye, guise! Ai sendid eech ob yu a prezzint tu sillybraet – injoi!!
Fankeez, nicewitch! *chekks collektiblols* Ai has awl teh toyz nao!
Thx NW! Ai sended u wun 2!
Bonnie Underfoot (RIP) thot eni door shud open by pushin – frum eifur syde. Her nefur pull wif paw, jus push. Her was tabby pushy-cat.
This is a funny lolcat. At last.
A litlol halp plz!
*snerk*
Ai wuz gunna type teh bery saem fing, annipuss!
Aifink teh kitteh haz meetid teh immoobablol objekts!
ooooo….. kewt pilgrim Hello Kittehz!!! U am twinz now, NS??
Naw — Hello Kitteh haz a … um … frend.
Kitteh Kitteh four x four, can’t get throo teh kitchun doar.
dis nawt comfee sleepi spawt
Scrachign mah hed on a pees ov warm stoen = a littlul bit ob hebben…..
eet iz a gud chin and haed scrach-a-same-tyme spawt.
Adn iffn ai pushez wiff mai chin… it opinz foar meh!
Nawt a chin! A door barger-inner.
pjperry: ai sented yoo a messaj lasnite.
Ai didz nawt reed yur “poted plantz” commentz until mutsh latter (ai keepz furgettign to chek bak!) butt(!) wen ai did, ai laffed an ai laffed!
Fanx for da laffs!
Ohai, Carola! I juss went back to ree-reed. De hole fred was prettee ufny. I laffed a bunch too!
It wuz!
AP – Congrats! Iz diz an Angelina luuk-Ah-Lyke?
Fankeez, TTC! Yeff, luks lyke a byootimus kaliko, beri similur tu meh.
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh west* Ohai, Carola!!!
Ohai cweenmj!!!
*wavez floofeh paw towardz da open rode an fredum*
Fanxalot fur puttin meh on yur map — it wuz AngelPlume hoo remindeded meh abowt it!
Ohai Carola. Ai nawt fink wee haz mett B4.
*Extenss floofee paw ob frenship*
Hao lawng yu bin comin heer??
Ohai ‘Niser! Ai haz sene yur commentz befoer!
*Asseptz floofeh paw of frenship an offerz sum rozez an gardeeniahz an daisees!* But des nawt fur eetin’!
Ai lurked fur mannee munths befoer postign an tehn started postign a phyoo munfs ago (aifinx?). Butt(!) ai resentleh chnajed my grabatar an soez iz a littlul moer conspik– consspic–obveeyus nau.
Ai iz ushullee a laet nite poster — yoo iz fast aslepe in Minnesootah bai tehn ai imajin.
Nies to meechoo. *sniff* *sniff* Ai wil recogniez yoo nau!
Ohai, Carola. Ai duzzint fink we haz meeted eever.
*extends floofee paw uv frenship*
Ohai, nightshayde.
*returns floofeh pawshaek ob frenship*
Ai lurbz yur abbatar.
Heer iz a bookay fur yur kittehz.
Deez wunz is ediblul an organik.
Nise to meet yu!
Kitteh butler is havin tuff day. (Awww)
Ohhhh, kitteh! Yu iz mush kyooter dan Jak Nikklesun. Ai nawt ebber wantid tu tayke himz hoam!!
Oar Johnny Carrsun.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to lawlren, leamarie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, mini handheld zombie vs. troll video games, kandee, an scratch ‘n’ sniff pi stikkers – applol an punkin an choklit creem an lots ob ovvers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжÙÙ*******¤¤¤¤жжжжÙÙ*******¤¤¤¤жжжжÙÙ****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Ohno! Ai hopes tehr iz still sum scratch ‘n’ sniff pi stikkers left! An did ai miss awt awn teh fudjy burfday caek adn punch? Happy burfday tu eberywun hasin a burfday todai! YAY!
Happee Birfing Dae, Birfing Dae Peeps!!!!
*skratchis a stikker* Mmmmmmm – punkin!
*skratchis anuvver stikker* Mmmmmmmm – applol!!
*skratchis anuvver stikker* Mmmmmmm – choklits!!!
*fawls ober wif a blissful* Mmmmmmm – ai lubs pi!!
“Ohai, can ai tell u bout CeilluuuUMPH!”
Iz rood to shut owt purrty kalico, efun if u done wanna nuther LOLcat Baible.
*gigglol*
Butt…butt…do nawt want a pamflet, kitteh! (syde note: mai grannee used tu invyte teh Mormon boiz in foar lemunayde oar waddur. She sayd she wuzznt inturested in teh religus tawk butt she knoz tehy be tired aftur bicykling awl ovur teh playce.)
Teehee – juss caem acraws tihs:
Ben Huh is the CEO and Founder of the Cheezburger Network, responsible for such Internet culture icons like I Can Has Cheezburger? and FAIL Blog. He lives in Seattle with his wife and dog. English is not Ben’s first language. Neither is lolspeak.
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Put – teh candull – bak!
listen verraa carefully
do not put the candle back!
Put teh candull DOWN on teh tabul and tehn PUSH as hard as yu can on teh otehr side of teh bukkase…
Kittehs will go to extremes for a triple chzbgr ( liek da kitteh abuv )
You can stop this by donating to the cause ‘ every cat needs a cheezburger’ only one chzbgr a day can save them.
**NOTE: If you proceed with donation you will see amazingly increasing rises in FATCATS
lolz dis kitteh jes went too extreeme to get dat chzbgr on de other side!
Cute! ^^
Awl werk an no pway makes Jack a dull kitteh.
Haow duu ewe say no tuu a faise lyke dat? *Skritchees teh chin.*