Wunse upawn a tym, dere was a fox. He desideded 2 sneek up on his kitteh friend as a joke. “BOO!” he said. Kitteh friend, howebber, waz nawt in teh mood for fox’s silleh games, so he turned arownd n hissed: “U bettr run fer yer lyfe!” Teh moral of teh storee is: Alwais lewk both wais before u cross teh road. Teh End.
Faeborit Coment: “*clappity clappity* I wuv storees wif happee (nawt pointy) ends.
*sigh*
Tell me anufer one mom… I’z not sleepy yet…” – Bethany
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WOO WHOO! that is so funny go kitty!!!!!!!
an dey did nawt lib happilee eber after!
Dat kitteh be bookin’!!!1!
Discresshin is de bedder part ub valor, and dis fox be berry valorous.
IZ SICK OF YOUR C**P mister fantastic fox! frum dis dai on NO MORE SHENANIGANS or I eet you! lol
Teh judgement has come upon thee! Ò_ó
Firefox is running…REALLY FRICKEN” FAST!
Long an long ago, my Pippin-kit an her mama-kit and her frend-kitteh hav surroundified a foks in teh garden. Teh poor foks, everywer hims luks dere ar kittehs! Wun kitteh – Ok, two kittehs – not so gud, free kittehs – run away wiv a kwikness!! Hims ran an teh kittehs chaysed him but dey bumpd intu each uvver and got confoozled! We not see teh foks for long tiem after – hims too afrayd, aifink!
I used to have a fox I befriended that would sneak up on my kitties and scare them to death. Only I knew he was playing; he would chase them around the yard-they were never amused. But I was! XD
I had an orange kitteh, very fox colour, and Mr Fox used to lie down to sleep with her, all curly-up and cosy in the barn. Then play tag all round the field. Mr Fox come barking at my window for his breakfast and share the plate with Kitteh. Nice nice.
*clappity clappity* I wuv storees wif happee (nawt pointy) ends.
*sigh*
Tell me anufer one mom… I’z not sleepy yet…
Wen ai wuz ikkle an libbed in teenytinyingurlan tehre wuz a laydee foks hoo libbed behin teh shed at teh bottum uv teh gardin. Teh laydeefoks birfed ittybittytinyfokses. But wen teh foks went off at nite to go shopping are kitteh, a grate big fat wite cat named Siouxsie Boots, went down teh gardin and finded teh baybeefokses. She started carrying teh baybee fokses up teh gardin to the back dor, and would leave tehm on teh back dorstep. Tehn teh mommyfoks came home frum shopping. She started carrying teh baybeefokses bak down teh gardin, an met Siouxsie coming up carrying a baybeefoks.
Impasse.
Mommyfoks: Excuse me, madam, but I think you’ll find that you have mistakenly picked up my child. Would be you so good as to leave my children alone?
Siouxsie: No way! U lefted ur baybeefokses wen u goed shopping! Ai takin them into kayre!
Mommyfoks: Your concern is admirable, of course, but I think you’ll find that my children were not in any danger. So if you would be so kind, I’ll take it from here.
Siouxsie: Okay, fyn! But f u leebs dem aloan Ai’m callin soshulserbissis!
Wuz kwite funnee to wotch, but Siouxsie nebber foksnapped teh baybeefokses again.
Ohai, Tony James. Ai duzzint fink ai haz meeted u befoar. *extends floofee paw uv frendship* Welkum to Cheezland!
Ur storee — it iz bery kyoot & full uv win!!!
Mennee mennee tanks, Nyteshayd – ai haz bin rownd fur a wile but normlee ai don’t post. Ai jus comes to luk at teh pikchas uv teh kyootkittehs
Ambuhkitteh noes me but ai’s not seed her fur awile
o hai
*extends friendly paw of fluffiness*
mumcat (annipuss) used to have fockses living in her garden (london, TTI), and the fockses had babyfockses a year or two back.
i don’t think there were any babyfocks-care incidents to report, though
Teh babbeh foksiz yoost 2 sit awn teh dorestep an watsh breffus TB wiv me!
Jus effwyeye, snot gud fur bebbehfokses to watch tew mush teebee – roowins tehir isit… eysyt… seeing. Optishuns rekomend no moah tahn wun our per dae.
kitteh gives focks teh brush-off
kwik focks jumped ober teh lazy cat.
was a meestake.
A long time ago I let my cats out to roam (before we built the big cat-yard). A neighbor who was a trucker and often got in late at night told me that he used to see all the cats lying on the driveway every night. He said, “Did you know there’s a fox that lies among them?” I was surprised. I’ve always thought a fox would kill a cat. But he told me the fox slept with them every night.
Ai lubs stoarees abowt teh Peasful Kingdums.
*happee sye*
The reality is that the fox in the picture was about to have that cat for dinner. The human who was taking the photo chased him away, and that’s when I think the cat started to chase the fox.
I had a very moody cat once, she used to chase the dogs (including a pair of Alsatians across the street) , away that came to close to our house. Never had a dog poo on grass problem.
Bet ya didn’t know they had hover technology, did ya?
kitteh olways wins
This happened at our house one time, but the fox wasn’t being friendly. My cat never saw him. I did. The fox stared at me and I stared at the fox and the cat was inbetween us, walking up the drive toward me. And no way could I coax Jammie into walking FASTER, he was playing his usual game of making me wait for him.
This fox was mean; it killed almost all the wildlife in the neighborhood just to kill them. It didn’t even eat what it killed. Fortunately the fox decided not to mess with me that night, and moved on. It’s a good thing I happened to go outside to get my cat, when I did.
A few years later the fox was found dead out on the main road and it’s been a huge relief. Wildlife is slowly making a comeback around here.
I don’t know what the story behind that photo is. The fox is a pet? I don’t think the cat would stand a chance if that fox was wild.
Moral of the story: It’s a good idea to know which way the wind is blowing.
What breed of kitty is that?
Look at the look on the cat’s face. I don’t think he’s someone to be messed with!
I always thought foxes were more cat than dog anyway.
That looks like a Maine Coon cat to me and if it is it could probably give that fox a run for its money, they are huge.
I think the fox was looking for a meal but he underestimated that cat. Kitty looks pretty tough.
pictturz ex’lent. “story” not so much.
I’m surprised there hasn’t been any kind of Firefox comment yet.
Actually that kitteh is very lucky, I have seen foxes carrying cats to feed to their kits!!
Hear… Let meh git dat tik ouf ur bak fore u…
Kitteh owned Firefox. Woot! XD