Faeborit Coment: “Yu notis kitteh chainj mynd at lass sekkind. He reelaize de incowntur bein flimed an nawt wunt tu luuk lyke eezly munipzumalayted stewj on yootoob, aifinkso. Oar, mebbe kitteh skeerd ob Conburss sneekurz.” – TikkyTac
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Yu not pleez kitteh
Ohai dayr, wolfkit!
Conga~Ratz awn Ur
nawt sekkund. Ekkstendz Flooffee
Paw Ub Noo Frendshipz!
Jack.
Ohai Jack. *shaks flooffee pause* I lyke yur pema.. poac…peto…haikews.
Congarats, wolfkit wan nawt-sekkund! We haz nawt met aifink. *eggstendz floofy paw uv frenship* Nyce tu meet yu!
Ai not fink we met no but iz alwais nyce tu meat neu peeps. *shaks flooffee pause*
Nyce tu meat yu tu.
Yeah, ai see u, ai jus choose to ignore u. Nuffin personal or enyfing.
Haha. Spurned.
Liddill Prittee Wun
shood habz sum Treetz in hurz hand
2 attrakkt Kitteh!
Deeturrminnd Kitteh
amz awn a Misshunn. No habz
tyme 2 sez, “Ohai!”!!
Deeturminnd Kitteh
knoez dayrz bettah Nomz daown t3h
street atz t3h Dellee!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Yu haz teh gud brayniumz tu be makin such gud poemz sew eerly!
Kitteh saiz: “Ohai! NOT!” :p
Alewf kitteh is alewf.
*gudmoarning Ohai tu awl teh cheezypeeps*
Ohai TracyH! Gudmoarnin tu yu tu! Did yu haz a gud HaLOLoween?
ai did, eet was gud. we habz manee goodees an wash moovee marafon ob Teh Offeese. Lawts ob laffs. Did yoo haz a nyce won tu?
Ai did butt it wuz nawt berry HaLOLoween-y. Ai nawt haz ennewere tu go foar tu dress up adn awr neyborhud iz nawt so gud foar passin kandy awt tu teh trik-oar-treeterz. Mai fiancé adn Ai met wif a reel estayte agent tu diskuss getting a howse oar townhoam. Tehn we had brekky/lunch at a restyrant in Pasadena adn wokked arawnd a big. Wuz a gud dai.
Ai wuld kiip awhey from teh speecees dat halvud my tayl tu! Hu nowse whut apendayge culd bi shurtoned nex!
REEEEEEEEEEJECTED!!
Girl: Got any change?
Kitteh: Shoulda changed to other side of the street earlier.
Kitteh wuz awn him’s wai 2 sumfin ‘portunt. Liek fud oar a nap!
Oar teh reel brayne werk…hangin’ offa teh skreen doar t’ bee lett inn.
Haha! Cats are jerks
oh well I still love them
Yu notis kitteh chainj mynd at lass sekkind. He reelaize de incowntur bein flimed an nawt wunt tu luuk lyke eezly munipzumalayted stewj on yootoob, aifinkso. Oar, mebbe kitteh skeerd ob Conburss sneekurz.
mah kitten duz dis tu me awl ov de tyme… silleh kittehs!
Kitteh tinks mebbe sumtin nyce in gurl’s hand. Cumz close an seeze nuffin inchestin der, laike treets ur sumpin laike dat. Derfour, kitteh nawt inchested in hangin round. Der r udder peeps tu be chekked awt.
I am sure about cats going through the dimensions…
Like “cat-space”? You know, that place cats go when they don’t want to be found, then they just mysteriously show up out of nowhere and scare you…
U’r no bawdiez tillz u ben ‘gnored bai a kitteh!
Stupin’ cats. Why must they “meh” anything that’s not noms?
Nawt intaresting enuf ta stops.
Oh, SNAP!
Dis iz sew sew fermilliar….
Cats have the good sense to ignore hipsters . . .
kitteh iz passiv-agrezziv
In Norway, that girls probably legal
Poor girl,but mabe dis needz to be in FAIL BLOG
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Kitteh no lykez hipsturz…
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!