BASEMENT CAT SCOFFS AT YOUR SILLY LAWS. LIKE GRAVITY.
u doan need 2 b basement cat to oberkom grabiteez!
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Hee nommd graavuhtee. Nd moor cheezburgerz.
defying grabity is the #1st power you learn as basement cat!
When does u learn teh ebil laff?
Ohai, lcb:
Eebil laff happenz
wen Midnyte Kitteh yawwwwwnz andz
habz t3h ‘Pleh!’ hikkupz!
Eebil laff awllso
happenz wenz Stufftdz Minnyunz cawzz
Hewmin akksidentz!!
Eebil laff can beez
hurdz driffteeng daown Hallway wayrz
no wun seez Kitteh!!!
Jack.
OIC. Thanks, Jack!
This site is so edjumacational.
That’s #2, #3 is to dye any white hair so he looks way ebiler!
Does they use Grecian Formula Elebenty for #3?
Well yeah, since elebenty is the magic number for kittehs.
BTW, great tutorials LCB. Keep up the good work.
ai dunno
mebbe defy grabbity
mebbe it maek grabbity irritaytid wif yu
I finkso I has maded grabbity irritaytid wif me, cuz it haz dun sum meen meen fingz to me befoar.
My bumpeez an brooziz, lemme show yoo dem.
grabbity an ai diddunt git alawng verry well wen ai wuzza kidlet. deese dayz wee seems tu has kome tu an undurstanding.
funny!!!
Ohai dayr, Mrrphh!
Midnyte Kittehz canz
deefye ‘Grabbittee’ jusst lyke
faymd ‘Makkavvittee’!
Midnyte Kittehz canz
leepz mennee tymez dayr lengff, butz
awllwayz leepz wiff Style!!
Midnyte Kittehz libbz
inz t3h Shaddoz wayrz dayz canz
beez invizzibbill!!!
Jack.
*meow*?
*screech, screech*
stripey kat scoffs at basement katz trikkery
background kitteh is totaly jealous
^–^
= O.o= <"Mew?"
Midnyte Kitteh canz
clymz up wawllz wiffowtz leebeenhz
ennee ebbidenss!!
Midnyte Kitteh lubz
2 sitz awn tawp ubz Doarz andz
waytz 2 kwikklee ‘Pownss!’!!
Midnyte Kitteh standz
gard undurr Prittee Wun’z Bed.
Keepz Mawnsturrz away!!!
Jack.
My kittehz nawt gard teh bed.
Insted, dey in teh bed wif me, egg-spektin ME to gard DEM!
Ohai rhsb! Im wif ur kittehs! Thunnerboomerz and litnings an Iz unner the kwilt! Riley duznt gard eever butt(!) he obzerves eberyting berry closely. Nuffin shakes John, dough, so hez in charj of our grabbity. Him a grate big boi an onlee gets eggsited at time for noms. A blak whole inda makin,” aifinkso.
Ohai, tttb!
welkum!
*awfurs floofy paw awf cheezfrensheep*
Ohai, catena! *returnz floofy paw awf cheezefrenship* Iz berry pleezed to meetchu! Bless ur hart! Thx so muchly fur sayin hay. I reedz da commints awl da time so I “nose” you, sorta. I commints sumtimz butt(!) awl ub u r so awsum an fasst and sumtimz Iz donut hab nuffin to say. Thx agin.
pleiz tu klik awn mai blu naym adn den ‘add az fren’
kent fine yur profyel!
has yu ben tu teh cheez town cryer? it has manee heppfall tipz!
Thanqueue again, Catena! I be farely new and amz not shure dat I wanna be bloo. I iz black floofy kitteh wif marsmellos in da middle. I be 15 anna half–no, no–ower typer is way way way older dan dat! Juss wantz u to know dat ower commints iznt frum a chile or sum skeery whack o job.
Dini duz sumwut gard teh howse, tho.
Wenebber sumwun comez in, hur iz sniffin an inbestigatin, lyk “Ohai. Who iz yoo an wut yoo doin in my howse?”
Sarah? Hur heds foar teh hillz.
Ower Riley duz like Dini eggsept frum a disstnce. He thinx hiz house iz da bestest safess plais der kin be. Purrsonally, iz wiff Sarah, hide now…comez owt wen itz safe.
Basement Cat nebber studied law.
Pruuf, kittehs donnut allwaze land on feetz.
ouches.
Too kittehz scoff at meh sitign at mah desk wurkign on da pyooter wile deyz iz owt baskign in teh sun!
Not… sun scoffing! That’s teh worstest.
Is dey singin nyah, nyah, we’s owt playin in da sun an you’s in werkin? Ai hate wen dat hapins.
Afinkso, dey iz sayign. Silleh hoomin: lukz at us!
Duz we toyel liek teh lillez in da feeld?
Coem owt an plai!
Yer rite (as usual) LCB. My kittehs schoff up too musch sun and den an hour later thers a steaming mass of sun horked up onna carpet. I hate dat.
JUDSON!
**SCHMOO**
“Incatption”
Noir Kitteh duzzin preshyate teh gravitee ov teh sitchy…seechoo…way theengs ar.
Iz da kitteh ov da matrix!
Spyda hoomin impreshun – yu iz doin it ryt.
Grabbity defyign, yor doin it rong!
Littlul blak kitteh seemz moer subjekt to grabbiteh dan ovver kitteh.
Himz can nawt ebben standup!
Dis silly-acid curb gotted in muh way, I just gib it a nudge tree inches to de leff. Thare – thass bedder.
I wanna be a cat next life!!!
The Law of Grabbity, I see it, I grab it.
sords pawsitvly medyivil! Lave th lengwich!