
enyfing on da floor is leagly mine, so goway
an anyfing i can tuch iz mine, 2.
Faeborit Coment: “Ime saivin yor baicon !! * Yoo reeli shudnut drawp fud awn teh floar *” – poussinboi
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enyfing on da floor is leagly mine, so goway
an anyfing i can tuch iz mine, 2.
Faeborit Coment: “Ime saivin yor baicon !! * Yoo reeli shudnut drawp fud awn teh floar *” – poussinboi

two parts jack-o-lantern one part jack-in-the-box one part jacked up on licorice and m&ms
Happy Meowloween! Kittehs alwayz get a lil carreed away on dis speshul day.
Faeborit Coment: “Hurry up Henry, tayk teh pikshoor!
*mrroowwrr!*
Heez tryin tu get away! Ai nawt can hoald him much lawngur!
*flash!* *mrowwr-hisss!*
Aaak! Hurry up Henry, get meh sum bandajez!” – AngelPlume

To Nom? Or not to Nom? That is the question
Via: gnsy
Faeborit Coment: “Wetha tiz nobblolea in teh beek tu suffa
de slingz and arose ob outrayjus forchoon.” – AnemoneOne


I’ll be OK once I digest that foot long hot dog.
Faeborit Coment: “Gud thing teh kitteh didn’t has curly fries wif that. Although if he did, he could be a long, twisty toy for himself to play wif!” – lolcatburglar
Ebberybudy, brake owt ur partay hatz and finger nomz ‘cuz we gonna has one wyld party! Iz Nashunal Cat Day!!! Wat will u b doin to celebrayt ur kittehs? A lil extra nomz? A lil extra catnipz? Mebbe a lil extra of both?! We wish all ob u and all ur kitteh friends teh bestest Nashunal Cat Day ebber!
Faeborit Coment: “Ai beez kehrfl ob deh nip soh Ai lasts ahl dae! Wheeeee fwump, hoooboi! *runrunrunrun* *buttwaggle waggle powns* Ooops. Kitty Rou’ nawt inna spiririt yet. Heer. Nip!” – Mrrphh

Shower Zombie
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ!!
Faeborit Coment: “Zombie politishun sez CAMPAAAAAAAAAAAIGNZ! (O teh horrorz!!)” – bluesfan473
Haz u eber herd teh scaree storee abowt the nawty kittehs who waz trapped in cotton ballz forebber as punishment fer dere nawty behavyor? Probz nawt, cuz ai just made it up! Spookeh!
Faeborit Coment: “Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
Habz mennee playssez 2 hydez.
Awffunn ina Playn Syte!
Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
coodz hydez wiff Teddee Bay~urrz,
butz dis amz moar ‘Phun!’!!
Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
amz awllwayz wellcum 4 dayr
Soopah~Megga Floof!!!” – Jack Deth