
Well of course I intend to let you out… But first, we need to discuss that cheap, off-brand kitty food you’ve been buying lately.
neber kom between a kitteh and teh kitteh food.
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Ai’m nawt eggzacklee briebin u, but…..
conga ratz
Thx, catena!
oba eh neis stayk.
reminds me of my moms cats, she’s got them addicted to meow mix. they’d starve before they ate anything else.
skweee! whut a cyoot jaylor!
adn teh destinkt lack ob cheezburgers latly
an toona. doan foargit teh toona!
warden kitteh es berry flessabul
Iz got yu rite where Ai want yu….
Reminz me of a nold Loloween joak.
“I gots ya ware I wants ya, an now I’m gonna eet ya!”
Kitteh prolly still eets bettur den himz hoomin.
I kno mien duz.
*nods hed*
yepp.
That’s incredible ! Oo That’s my picture ! As I live in France I thought it didn’t work !! Hé hé but it did ^^
Congrats on your front page picture!
Your head is stuck, isn’t it?
Obviously a failyuh to communicate…
**BOOOPS teh dawnkee’s noas**
I haz missded yoo!
Ohai! Has a Caturday wafflol!
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*hops around excitedly ’cause the dawn-kee is here*
ohai, Jon!
Egg storshun Kitteh is reely wurkin it.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sweettuesday93, chech1965, hairspray, Faynay an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite cakes wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-the-dark frizbeez, zombie vs. vampire finger puppets, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark star stikkers for yor bedroom seeling!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Oh, than q verri mutch burfday fairy, dat luks liek a verri nommy burfday caek wif de lemming frosting, may ai hab a peese plees? Thx.
*nom nom nom*
Oh deer, ware r mai mannas, pleez essqyoos mee.
Happy burfdai to Sweettuesday93, chech1965, hairspray, and Faynay.
Happines Caturdai, ebreewunz.
tanks! u too!
Ohai dayr, kafleen andz grmawgz:
Happee Caturday!
lawtz ubz fawlleengz leebz swurleengz
awn t3h Awtumm Breez!
Mayne Coon, Thumpurr amz
cheekeengz t3h Bakk Yard 4
clebburr introodurrz!
Wun Eerdz Strypee Max
habz a Cozee Spawt undurr
T3h Poarch 2 curlz up!!
Jack.
Wunnermuss! ^-^
Ohai cheezpeeps! Happee erlee Loloween!
yew tew!
O hai, guise. Just testing my noo pic.
gasp! were be yur burglar blindfoldy ting?
but…but…i spend moar on katfud den my own fud….