
I am a Zomby!!1
Mmmm…brainz….omonomonom!
Via: Negarip
Faeborit Coment: “Iz teh purrfeck combinayshun. Him mayks yoo splort an den eets ur branes whiel dey owt awn teh ground.” – rhsb
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I am a Zomby!!1
Mmmm…brainz….omonomonom!
Via: Negarip
Faeborit Coment: “Iz teh purrfeck combinayshun. Him mayks yoo splort an den eets ur branes whiel dey owt awn teh ground.” – rhsb
Bwaynez !! Musst hab Bwaynez !!
Conga-zombee-rat-gyrashunz poussinboi awn nawt-sekkund! Aifink yu bettur haz ur CHRG(wdoi) awn tite! Iz gud protekshun agaynst splortz adn zombeez!
Thx Faemao !! Ooo, nyse nyu abatar yoo hab
!!
Will settlol fur cheezburger
Donut luuk at me, kitteh.
I been werkin awl day an my branez iz goned.
*mixes teh tekillya sunrize. Handz it tu red*
Oh hao cud sucha *titanz CHRG(wdoi) adn putz goglolz awn* snorgilishus kitteh be a zombee?!?!
Iz teh purrfeck combinayshun.
Him mayks yoo splort an den eets ur branes whiel dey owt awn teh ground.
Must hab braynez!
Butt (!) Ai’lol settlol foar a brayne substitoot…..ai nawt cans beleeb iz nawt braynes!
ssssqqquuueeeee!!!!
Akk! Iz orinj and kyoot!
*rushez tew titen CH–
*SPLORT!*
Oh cwap.
Kleen up awn eye-ull elebenty!
Ohai Dragonic Kitteh!
*wee-ooh, wee-ooh, maek way for teh CCC:
*skoops braynes up an rincies with dragon fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone wif teh purty hornzez back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Dragonic Kitteh in a floofeh Snuggeh so wingz nawt get krushed, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob habañero spiced hot chocklit and a bag uv fireball kandeez an a glass ob fyurwaturr*
Here – read these tacks foarmz – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!! Adn nawt luuk at kyoot kittez wifout propur geer agayn!
Gah, kitteh kan hab mah bwainz wen dey hit teh floors. I gibs up.
Splort.
Onoes! KD iz doan, adn derez eh neuw LOL!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up KD branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf pumpkun*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib oranj-butt(!)-nawt-poysin dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds KD to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy ghostlee wyet blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit debbil*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Maikz meh wan play “Left fur ded” rite nao.
(That would actually be kinda cool. “Left 4 Dead” but with kittehs. And zombie kittehs.)
ann ai gib U zombi smmooch2. .. . .. .. .. .. ……………………
Squeee! Litlol paws…
rly? u luk moar liek cuddl zomby. dey lurch around until dey find ppl to squish. i volunteer! <3
De zombeez iz gitten kyootur deez daiz! I bleeb I gitz me wun…sins I don got noe braynz I donut haztu wury bowt dem gitten eetid! But I wunnur wut kine ob nomz I gotz tu feeds it… mebbe it eetz toona braynz…
SO adorable!
So cute, yet no doubt vicious, sheep in wolf’s clothing.
Nice, but it needed a “RAHR” at the bottom, or maybe BRAAAAINS! RAHR!
You know, little do people know that “zombies” actually do exist in our world, typically living in the island nation of Haiti, or wherever the African religion of voodoo is practiced. According to voodoo, zombies are walking dead, people resurrected by their spiritual leaders, the houngans, to serve eternity as slaves, and are without brains or souls. In reality, this name is given to Haitians who have been heavily drugged by the houngans, intoa state of mental deficiency, and the comatose victimsare buried after being declared dead by Haitian doctors. However, the night after the burial, the hougan who drugged the person digs them up to avoid suffocating the victim, and are kept as heavily drugged slaves. Saddly, very few “zombies” escape captivity, as voodoo prohibits anyone from questioning the hougans, and even fewer out of those return to normal due to permanent brain damage from the drugs.
Daww…Itteh Bitteh Zombeh Kitteh jus wan hugz…and bwaynz.
Tis Zombeh AND Raptor!
Tis Zombeh AND Raptor! =o