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So its offishul adn ebryfing.
So pikk ur brayns up awf teh fluur adn mayk meh sum dinnurs.
effen wuz eh zombie, braynez WUD be dinnur!
conga ratz, yet ehgen, AP!
ai sentud yu an emayo, bai teh wae, bawt yur hoym towne.
Fankeez! Izza solo dis tyme
Ai nawt fink dat kyooteez a zombeh!
*chekks emayo* Wowz, dats a big artiklol!
(btw ai onleh duz playz in Orinda, ai libs in Martinez. Kloase, tho.)
Congrats AP. Dat wuz close- *titens CHRG*- mai brayns wuz almost on de flore tew!
OMG iz blak lickerish nosey!!1
adn kros-refrunsed unda K fur “kyoot”!
*nods* Derz also a menshun unner “splortayshuss”
iz debbinately teh squee look for me.
Whai it nawt neggst tu splort?
Dis book is awl capshuns an no pikshurs. Whas up wiv dat?
Kitteh iz squeelucious! Soooo kayoot!
*For what is the use of a book without pictures?*
Yoo cud yooz it az a dawstop ??
Alice in Wonderland ref FTW!
I don’t get it, anyone care to explain the caption to me?
Shur iz! *SKWEE*
splort
plorts
lortsp
ortspl
rtsplo
tsplor
*thud*
uh oh
*rezists urje to swipe sum useful bits ob brayn for myself*
heer, until teh lisenced CCC persunells get heer, heer iz sum chonklit possums an a floofy blankie an sum End UserLisense Agreements to reed.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
Ohai der LM. Fankeez fur keepin carola alybe until halp arrybed.
*tryz nawt tu luuk suspishus whyol chekkin bofe hur eerz fur braynz*
*skoopy-skoopy carolaz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*jentleh playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds carola tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fankeez lunarmommee and Dr. AngelPlume!
Al ai remember wuz dis flash of kyottness an den ebberifing went dark.
Now iz bak to noremal. Iz will put on goggelz as safetee precaushun –liek da minerz in Tshilee after dey caem upz for oksijen.
Dis blankee iz verree cozey; mai ai keeps it? Wut a relaksing medow. Ai feel so soft nau. Dun luk at da pkshur! Dun luk at da pikshur! Dun luk at da pikshar!
Ai wil stai heer al nite, aifinkso.
Cheezdocs r da gratest! Heer, heer!
Ur kwyte welkum, carola. Glad ur feelin betterer.
Its akshulleh a beri speshul meddo. Duz u kno teh story ob it? Duz u has hart-kittehs dat u can watch owt der? Note dat u can awlso reed teh Nyte Watchman croniklols frum dat linkee… juss klik onnit in teh menyoo at teh tawp ob teh payj.
Fayr warnin tho… has a bawx ob tishooz neerbai!
Wa fankee x 2, AngelPlume! Aididnotno teh storee ob da Princess Mu Meddo an ai didz not no dat der wuz a speshul cheeznoozletter eeber. Ai shal defi–defeni–dfei — for shur spend sum tiem reeding all of da berry intreegeeng contenz insied.
Follow-up kweshun: Duz yu fink dat da Princess Mu Medo wuz de inspirashun for Lucee in teh ski wif dimonds? Just kyooriusly.
omg Nermal… kyootest kitteh in teh world. Garfield will send him to Abu Dhabi for sure..
iz teh very deffynishun ob “squee”
Toonces hassa tramatee. Some big scaree menz came in today wiffa new hoomin bed. It looks differnt; it smells differnt. Nawt like.
Now der is funderstroms. Wants to go snugglol wiff daddeh, butt (!) new bed nawt seem safe anyeemore.
Mommeh keeps say how pretee she ams. Halps a liddlol.
Ooooh Toonces, dat is skeery! Comz heer and sits by me. Wen the thunderboomers com we’ll crawl under the kwilt on the cowch and hide. Twill be fine, itz saved me eberytime. BTW, you am berry pretee!
Toonces says fanks. She noses she is de beautmous. A gud snuglol under da kwilt sownds purrfect.
Lettus inagurate noo hoomin bed in da naem ob snuggelz an lurbz an al gud fings!
`sgoona take a day or 2. Gotta run! BBL!
*nods* Yup, da bestest wen yur skeert. * Lifts edge of kwilt to show Toonces how to get unner*
{{{Toonces}}}
Has a luv!!
Toonces hassa ok now.
She says fankees fer de hugs anda kwilt snugglols anda luv!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
CCC reskyoo in traneing heer. Ten-fore; ten-fore; ten-fore; ten -fore
Reporteeng a Splort at da corner ob D an R.
Reppetz: splort at corenr ob D an R.
Mai needs bakup.
Gud ebenin, Mr. D-R: we shal hab yoo fiksed up faster dan immedeeyatlee.
*scups up branes wif speshul wisk*
*wisks dem bak intoo brane chanel*
*luks tu mek shur all dendrietz r aktivated*
*gentlee rinses wif mimosifide waterz*
*sewz cramium bak togeffer wib dental flos”
*chex fer annee bumpz*
*smoovs owt top ob hed*
*putz D&R intoo floofee blanky*
*putz soft music ob ranebows an unicornz on da sterreeyoe*
*pointz D & R to byootifull vyew ob merri musik makerz*
*masajes littlul pawz*
*skritches behined eerz*
breev, breev, breev
*handz D&R magazeen abowt regrowting tiel in da baffroom*
*fikses hawt choklittee drinkz an cookys*
Der, der D&R, it wuz onlee a dreem. It wuz onlee a dreem.
Yoo aer bak in kansas nau.
Nyseleh dun, carola!
Ai wuz distrakkifyd on teh prebius lol wiff floof-snorglol-reskyooz.
Fankeez fur fillin in! *puts gold star on ccc-in-trayning-paypurz*
*wispurz* DRz a “hur” nawt a “him”.
Thankee, AngelPlume!
Fankee for dah affirmashun AngelPlume. You wuz mah inspirashun!
Butt (!) ai fot dat all goggiez wuz boiz an all kittehz wuz goilz?
Muss hit da anatomee buks aggen! (*sigh*)
Kthx, Carola! U has a hug. {{{Carola}}}
Tee hee!
Aihugzyoobak, D-R! {{{D-R}}}}.
Sorree about dat ummm boi-gurl mixup.
Aididnawtnoe dat yoo had goten yor a noo fur cut.
It iz berree modern!
*blushes*
off topic question(again…). tried to place order for basement cat shirt, but when i clicked on it, it refreshed the screen and erased my billing stuffs. was that right? should i have gotten a confirmation #? i looked in my cart again, and the shirt is still there…plzplzplzsumwun’s halp meh!
Oh noes! Sad.
I hope u can has a help.
ty, d-2, mi tooz! at leas ai stil has tu owwerz tu find a halp… *mushroom-puff sigh* *sits down, wraps tail over paws, and waits hopefully*
D-R, ebenz! Sarriz! =^.^=
Mebbe go tu….contactus@cheezburger.com an ax dem tu luuk intew it for yu….dey am berry heppfool. Butt dey nawt be dere til tumorro morneen…
ai did teh contak uss at bottumz ob payg, so maibeez ifn ordr dint go thru, dey mite stil lemme buy it. ai apreeshate ur sujeshun an halpz, tho-ai shal tri dat tu!
dis whut ai gits fur porkrashunatin… O.o
*wunners what kina wisk kan skoop stuffs* mus kom in severe yuosfull…
Iz al in da rist!
An da centrifu-centerfyog –centra— yoo noez – da speed ob grabbitee in between dimenshuns ob kyootness.
it’s kinda cute
* Pinks himself *
Thanks for the votes everyone. I bet “little squee” would be glad to know he’s a superstar!