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Adn doan put nuffin peenk awnnit.
Looks more like Inzpectorr Purrot to me!
Fur~kyool Purr~ot is yoozing teh littlol gray sellz.
“But, but, whut shud ai puts awn ur hamburrgurr?”
“Frankleh, mai deer, ai nawt gibs a damm.”
Az CC iz my witniss, I will nawt go wiffowt cheezburgerz agin!
But… I don’t know nuthin’ bout grillin’ no burgers!
Fiddlol dee dee! It jest aint fittin.
Ai’ll fink abaot dat tewmorrow.
Tumarroe iz…..anuzzer daye!!
De Yankeez iz comin’!
(Butt I stayz heer in Atlantur wif Skarlit an rootz fur teh Brayvz.)
I solves zee misterees every tiem — teh chien did it.
Adn den affurwurds we can chat abowt it ober tee.
Zis case is solve-ed
dat mustash maeks mah kitteh’s faes luk borin!
It seems we have discovered the remains of a burger. It was partially nommed. And was there cheez on this burger?
I am pretty shure Kernel Musturd done it.
Wow, ur a pritteh kwik thinkur! Teh rest ob us is playin ketchup.
ai relish teh kwik wits.
Lettus see iffn anywun elss hazzem.
Oh deer. eyem in ze pickol!
Yay! Ai knoo der wuzs umyun elss owt der!
Mebbe kitteh cud halp wif dis caes?
Ohai, AP!
I’m gud, doin sum lawndree at teh folks’ howse.
Wut yoo up too awn teh left sied of teh Yoo-Ess?
Tryin tu gets sum landskaypin dun onna syde ob teh haus wayr teh kontracturz messd it up fixin teh wawl. Teh grass nebber growd gud awn dat syde, mebbe kuz ob teh hill, soz ai tryin tu improob dat. Adn moobin furnichurz adn stuffs arown… teh wyfe is habbin wun ob dem goald partehz laytur dis munff and wants teh haus awl pritteh.
*perks up*
Gold party? U mean like all teh refresherments is gonna be served on gold plates?
aifinks lcb is gonna wunt tu hav wun uv doze partees.
Of coarse I do! But there will be refresherments.
Now, then. Whut kine sammich u want? Peanut butters or baloneys?
Juss balonee? Noe cheez?
*rummages in cubpoard*
Nope, no cheez. How bout peenut butters on ur baloneys?
O, in that case, has some Free From Peenuts Peenuts Butter.
Um, is just a stikka butter, ackshully.
*likk-likk* mmmm, buddur.
O hai, AP! How u is? Oh, I has something for u.
Rember teh othter day when I was showing off my new lcbPad? Well, here. This is for u.
*gives AP teh box teh lcbPad came in*
Wowz!
*wawks arown it a kuppla tymes, gibbin it littlol test-bats*
*peeks insyde reel kawshuss-lyke*
*poaks a paw in-n-owt tu skayr owt any mauses*
*tryz tu crawn insyde, but its tuu skinneh*
Doaz lcbPads must be teh reely thin!
crawncrawl! *hedbats papa* Lern hao tu type!They is, but teh box is thick like to hold teh protective stuffs. When it was gived to me all rapped up, I thot it was a book. Gone Wif Teh Wind thick!
Oh! mai kittehs iz so prowd. I maded dat capshun!
Yay! Iz berry guud, ai lubs teh pink panfer!!
*cues henree manceeni myoosik*
Da duh, da duh, da duh da duh da duh,
Da duh da duuuuuuuuh……dadadada duh!!
Congarats! If u go to AP’s gold party, she’ll give u something gold. Just say that LCB sent u.
*Duz bess Kluzo impreshun*
Kato, ware R yu mai littlol yello frend??
Oh hai! Mai catz sez yu muz clik on mai name to see ther own funny intraweb place. U wil pozbly laf sum mor.
so ai did – very gud, lotsa laffs from teh SRC Duo.
Mai cats say tanks! I cud not make teh funy witowt dem.
Oooh, I lykes dis, Rachel!
Plz repost wen more peeplols are hear.
oh noes we posted to mani tymez! wuz acydint! One tym it diz not post! we zorry!
Kato? or did you mean Cato? or possblee gato? fer owr spaneesh vyoowers.
I dun no teh french for kitteh.
Happeh birfingday tu teh birfingday peeps!
*goez owt tu teh krokay feeld tu see whuts up*
*notissez lawtsa noo bawls awl ob teh saym kullur*
Ai wunner whut deez has tu say? *tayks mallit adn a fyoo bawls*
*WHAKK!!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . o
Ai hazza hedayk tryn tu reed deez kommints! Stawp teh bebbeh-tawk!
*WHAKK!!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . o
Dis syte wud be improobd if u idjits wud yooz playn Ingerlish. Sheesh!
*WHAKK!!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . o
Ai wants tu skim fru teh kommints, but ai cant! Ebrywun spells diffrint!
Hmpf. Hao borin. Ai gess dey tuu layzee tu reelyz ebrywun hazza diffrint persunaliteh, adn dat cums fru in hao dey yoozez teh lolspeek. Adn tu stoopy tu reelyz derz awl kynda hyoomer deyz missin bai juss skimmin fru, ravver den figgerin owt wye sumwun spelt sumfin dat way, lyk mebbe a pun oar moobie refrinss.
Ah well, deyr lawss. *tayks a yo-yo instedd* da-dum, da-dum…
perhaps we should rent zhe originaal pink pahnther movies? wi wi!
ooh, that’s a gud idea!
oooh, an anovver wun!
(dis wun seems to be in spanish, but teh dialogg iz not so importint heer)
Peter Sellers was brilliant.
Dees capshun wuz based on dees Steve Martin vurzun cuz he sez or can’t sez hamburger.
He looks more like Hercule Poirot to me.
Did you work this out through the application of your leetle grey cells
Tru kitteh luks laik Poirot but ai din have gud Poirot line fur duh peectur.
“Have you a Leesaunce”
“A Leesaunce??”
“Yes a leesaunce for your Minkey”
“My Minkey”
**Points a monkey next to accordian Player**
“Yes your minkey”
“Oh. My Monkey”
“Yes that iz what I have been saying”
And here’s a fascinating fun fact for you. Did you know that originally the Pink Panther Series was originally supposed to be a vehicle for David Niven who played Charles Litton (aka The Phantom), however when Peter Sellers in his Clouseau role, completely outplayed and outshone (and got more fans yelling for another film with Clouseau than another film with Litton) that the plan was changed and Sellers took the leading role. Sellers also change Clouseau’s demeanour to be more bumbling than before and also started his mangling of English (“I believe there is a beumb somewhere in this Reum”) in the second film in the series “A Shot in the Dark”
I loved Peter Seller’s Clouseau. He was a genius and it was a classic. I’ve seen all his versions many times. And I’ve quoted the funny lines for decades.
But Steve Martin made a good attempt and I think he tried to respect that it really was Peter Sellers domain and that he was just making something of a tribute to him.
Steve did have the funny ‘hambrrgurrrr’ bit so that’s what popped into my head as a good caption for this picture. Since, of course, this is a site that has something to do with things called cheezBURGERS.
Eef zer haid beeen a menkey in dey peecture it miaght hev terned owt deferriently.
Hercule Poirot needs a cup of tesane. NOW!
Actually it’s spelt Tisane (and is some sort of European Herb Tea, never had it myself although I have had another one of Poirot’s favourite drinks – Creme de Cassis, or alcoholic Blackberry Juice
)
My God!! I’m turning into a Grammar Nazi
Ohhno! We hev speeled zee wordds wrrong! I shoooulld hev said minkey! Aen tisane is alzo corrrect.
A minkey. Do you have a Leesaunce??
I luff dis lol an teh mewvie!
Oh hai! Me an mai catz aprechate all duh mani voets! Iz un xpektud!