
yes, I have a drinking problem. my face won’t reach the drink.
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yes, I have a drinking problem. my face won’t reach the drink.
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also, yu is goin to be stuck.
which kud be a problum eventually, plu yu will be hard to snorgle wif a glas on yer fase.
Is a glass half full sichuashun.
yesh, but is the glass half full of kitteh or
is it half emptee of kitteh?
I dunno, but I bet yu is gonna haf to call the firemens. Ifinkso.
*eers purk up* firemenz?
Ok Iz bak and I did mai hairz nd putz on my shiny collarz fur da firemenz!
Did someone say “firemens”?
*fixez hairz adn lippystikz*
Ohai, Firemenz!!!
*fayntz dramatically into an adorablol poze*
*sendz in sordid firemanz frum preeveeus lol to save cweenmj*
oooOO! nyce tu sees dem heer tu!
Demz lyks a party.
*wheels in party trolley wif sordid noms* We habs hot goggies fur roasting on da fyr, corm on da cob fur roasting on da fyr, murshmellows fur roasting on da fyr, potatoes fur baking in da fyr, and ice creem. Ice creem not fur da fyr.
Noe, iscreems not fur teh fyre! But (!) when teh fyremenz at mai hubbycats stashun get dere pikshur on teh TV or teh newzpappurs, dey have tu buy iscreems fut teh hole shift!! (kin get pricee!!)
whut wuld hee hafta du iffen hims pickshur gottid on ICHC?
Ur hubbykinz am a fyremenz?!?!?!
Ohai fyremenz! You are awsomeness fyremenz! Fankees for sayin hay, yer frend, Tuff
Sniffin rl hard dun werk neever
Thas rite. It kreates a vacyoom an kauses the glas to be stuckified tu yer fase.
Wil it leevez a hickey?
no. Teh kollar will be in teh wai. The kollar might be damp, tho.
Ok gud becuz ai do not want da uffer kittehs to tik ai is e-z. *blush*
Big ol fays hikky iz nawt deh win
Mayx yur aiz bug aout an luk funnee
Eben wif da glas fogged up wif mai bref ai can see u mocking me!
*Snerks*
No! Is not teh mocking. Is teh documenting. Yeah. That’s teh tikket. I is only smiling so much because I knoes how much this picture is gonna halp u in ur lawrsoot against teh glass manufacturererer.
It’s a mockumentary.
Well, I wasn’t gonna say that in front of teh kitteh!
Sew clowse…yet sew far….
If only kitteh had smawller eerz ….. .. . . . . . .
Kitteh stay in pozishin wif fais in glas fur lebentine minitz an git minee fais liff – titan skinz rown aize an unner chinz. ‘Fect las fur cupla owurz & nokk 2 yeerz awf ayj. Dayt be obur bai tiem ebrefing fawl bakk intu plais.
what iz teh drink? pee? or colored water?
Yesh.
O hai, DK! How u is?
Ai wuz finking is ginger ale.
Mebeeh is applol juise.
cood bee tee
thank you everyone for liking my lol.
Thank you for liking that we liked your lol!
Woot for Elisheva adn teh nameless photographer! Adn fanks for making teh nyse LOL for us to play on.
He needs a straw
Ize laet agin, butt ai haz ah drinkging problum. Mai glas iz emtee, dat iz a problum. Sowey iz oald joeke.
Dis is a purty kitteh, maebee a candidate fore ceiling cat saent statuz. An haz dun hiz pentitive ashes ona bak ob hiz hed. Soes hims (oar hurs) iz blessud. aifinkso. Naemes yu “Saent Wite puddy ob da krystal glazz.” Soz ai askus duh Saent Wite puddy, blessus awl duh cheezpeeps ana da puddys ina da hole wurld. Amenzpurrs. (lites ah kandal por eberywun)
My cat’s simple solution to this problem is to stick a paw down into the glass and lick the liquid off the paw. She’ll do this with a glass of water even though she’s got a fancy cat water fountain in the kitchen.