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U doan’t hab teh rite passwerd!
Cheezburger? Opin sesamee? Gushifuds?
OK. Dat wull do!
Yay! Adn we has a tye! *dans-dans-intutehseekritruum-dans-dans*
Wot wud u fynd in teh seekrit ruum AP?
Applols
Bunchez ob fisch heds
Conga linez foar sillybrashuns
Disko bawl lytin up teh dansin-fluur
Egsyting noo toyz tu playz wiff
Fansee feests lyned up on teh buffay tayblol
G…
Gushifuds, unlymited
Herringz
Ice, foar sordid drinkees
Jam, toe
K……….
Klydaskopes
Lamb chops (no mint jelly, plzthnx)
Makarowni an cheez
Nies cuppa tea
Old soff blankee
Papertowel to shred
Q…
Qwyte a selekkshun ob noms adn drinkees
Reely sawft pilloze tu nap upon
Silly kawstooms to wear az wee dansdansdans
Tantulyzing gushifuds – enuff 4 eberywun
U…
Vanilly isecreem (in all flavurs)
Windup toies to chase
Xtreme ‘nip growin fresch
Youth, the fountin of
Zabaglione, wif plenty Marsala an cherries an choklit on top…
Kitteh toies – teh SHINEY wunz
Lawts adn lawts uv toona
Mongooseseses… jsut bikaws tehy’r sillollee
Noms – elebenty bajillyun uv tehm
O …
Open bar wiff a wyde selekshun ob drinkeez
Pyols ob string adn yarn ob awl kullurz
Qween, playin lybe fur teh dans-dansin
R…
Ai is teh Gaytkeepur!
Standeeng in teh way ov Basement Cat…
Is u teh Keymastur?
no, butt butt ai will cawl teh gost busturs.
no one stands in the way of basement cat!
Haz u teh Gayte Kee?
but ai needz a cheezburgur!
*fyrez up teh barbekyoo*
*grills up tuu awl-beef pattehz*
*puts cheez adn baykun onnem*
*stakks dem awn a bun*
*brings it tu kjRD*
Der. Can ai cum in NAO??
wellz … *chompz, chompz, choo, choo* … gimme an minnit wile aifinkso abowt itz … *chompz, choo* … yu gawtz ennee kat choop? Aifink bedderer wenn tehre’z kat choop awn mai burgrrr … *BRRRRRP* … skyooz, plz … lemme goe adn aks teh wizzurd … “Hay, Mawm! … oops – Ai meen Greetengz, Yuur Wizzerdreeness … kan Flooffee kawnm inz tu plae?” …
*slips fru teh door wen sheez distrakkifyed*
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a grail? uh… we already got one… It’s very nice.
no… you cannot see it.
Feshay le vash!
noaps ..wee doan’t knead rappin paypur oar maggyzeen susk ripped shunz eever
“…now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
didnt meen to make a repeat comment there! sory
now go away before i taunt you another time!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolcatburglar, Sandypaw, Duffy, Anukki, Wolfkit an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid yummy cuppiecaeks in many flavrs wif fansee sparkly frostings, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif speshul-edishun invented-by-lolcatburglar LCB boblolhed snowglobe akshun figures!! iz LCB in her sparkly leotard wif a boblolhed covered wif a snoglobe taht haz shiny fingz like jooleries, watches, an platinomnomnom credit cards floting arownd inside like snow wen teh hed boblols!!
also mood ringz wif ekskloosib sekrit-decoder funkshun, dis ever-popular item, kandee, an sparkly smilie-face stikkers wif LCB masks! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
*Wishis awl teh birfdai peeps happi birfdai*
*Lukks up teh bloo linkee*
*Gigglolz!*
Happi furbday tu ebbrywun wotz habbin deyr speshul day tuday. Fank yoo for dis soooperdooper partee burfay fairy.
Umm, burfday fairy, ai are wundrin if yoo hav sum branebleech, ai hadda cyooreyuss an lookked at de ever-popular item, but(!) unfortchewnaytlee wot has been seen cannawt be unseen.
okie-doke, heer yoo go:
*********braynbleech**********
(at leest tehy iz not being modloled on a purrson. taht wuld reely be too much!!)
Oh noe, moar bleech needed nao.
Pleez tu stawp wif deez mentlol immijjis.
Or on a piggeh. Just sayin’.
ooh, yesh, i dunno if tehy makes brayn bleech taht’ll get rid ob taht…
They should. They should. *slow, sad hedshake*
*hopes for LCB’s sake taht her iz not speeking frum eksperience*
I is most definitely NOT. But I can imagine.
THE HORROR!!!!!!
Happee burfdae tu awl teh burfdae peepz! Oh, burfday fairy! Ai lurvz teh LCB blblolhed snoglobe akshun figure! Iz so…so…bobloly adn sparkloly!
*shakey-boblol,
shakey-boblol,
shakey-boblol
Giggle!*
Ohai to all teh other burfday peeps an fanks verrah verrah much to teh birfday fairee for all teh fingies wid sparlkies on tehm. I lurves teh sparklie fingies!!!!
O noes!!1! I losed my mood ring.
I donot know how to feel about that.
*puts a paw awn LCBz forhedd*
Ai wud say… upsettifyd. Mildleh.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Oh, LCB! U r 2 much! *gibez LCB mai mood ring* ai nawt uzin it ennewai. Ai iz tu bizzy wif teh boblolhead snoglobe aktshun figure.
oooh! Shiny! Thx!
Owait! *Taykez purty pink string adn tyez one end tu teh mood ring adn one edn tu LCB’s rist.* There! Nao u nawt luze it!
*batbatbatbatbat*
Happy birfday tu u
Happy birfday tu u
Happy birfday deer LCBeeeeeeeee
*draws big breaf*
Happy birfday tu u
*adn many morrrrrrr*
Oooh! Shiny singing! Thx!
Happee Burfday, LCB, Duffy nd Wolfkit adn ebbreewun ells
!!
Yay fur teh Burfday Fairy
!!
Thx!
Fun fact: October 5rd is teh single most popular birfday in teh US. And mabye other places, too.
Maeks sents, dats about nyne mumfs from Noo Yeers EEB plus a day er too fer laybur.
Lotsa sno in erly Janyooary, adn no moar shoppin tu du. *nods*
It is??? But ai only founded wun ovver wiv xact saem birfday az me.
Owaet – he iz in teh US
happee burfday tu awl teh burfday peeps!
swordfish
Ai nawt getz it smudgie…ai aer missin sumfin?
Ooooohhhh…nao ai getz it! Fanks Smudgie!
be well, my kitteh frend…
ooh! Ohai Burfdae Faerie! Happeetayle Burfdae to awl teh burfdae peeps! LCB, ai LURVS yore bobblolhedd snoegloab!!
* Turnz awn dissko gloab adn syngz* –
“Shaik-shaik-shaik,
Shaik-shaik-shaik,
Shaik yuur snoegloab!
Shaik yuur snoegloab!”
I is a little dizzy from teh splort on teh previous lol and now all teh hed shaking. Can we call teh Irish halp desk for some halps?
Well, shure, LCB – Tihs is teh day all owr Irishes come true!
U are so rite!
And happy shared birfday to u!
An menny happee reruns to you also!
Ohhh – ai missed your naem on da birfday list, Duffy. Hopes you haz a wundermous dai tudai.
Dont wanna see wizard. He sucks anyway. (Pout)
Lightswitch kitteh sayz teh litez iz be stayin orf. Iz fur teh enzviringmintz ok?
Akshully, dis pic maeks me fink more of Itza Small Wurld at Dinseyland. I’m not shur why. But —
AAAGH!!!!
EERWURM!!!!
artist kitteh in her art installshun. worth mebbe 100 tins toona?
Midnite kritik kitteh doesn’t “get” it.
art is whut yoo kin git away wif.
*nods*
I’ve gotten away with lots of art.
Happeh Burfdays LCB and eberbudde elze…*luks at speshul linkee* ARRGHHHGHHGHHHHGGGGGGHGHGH1111!!!! *faynts*
U should see teh linky that Lindykat sended me on teh book of faces. It had firemans innit!
*swoon*
i prefur teh cops maiself…
i haytze to bee a burrden butt (!) wood sumwun mynd dyreckting me to teh playze were i may chaynge mai picktur? i use to no but forgotted sinse then…
Try gravatar.com or ur wordpress profile, if u has one.
fankies LCB! adn happee birfdai!
Happee
Birfdai
LCB.
Ai haz a prezzie fur U.
* handz LCB teh big bawks rapped in shiney silber paypurz wif red’s ribbunz *
Oooh! Shiny! Ribbony!
(sry to be tardy replying. I got tooked out to dinner and boy is my stomach tired.)
Iz okai, Didju luuk inna bawks yet?
Not yet. Fronkly, I has a little scared.
Iz nawt a lyon oar a live baer.
Is it a tiger?
Whutz tu be skared uf…unless u nawt liek teh noo anteek splortz car?
*perks up*
Is teh teh 20elebenty anteek splorts car? Not last year’s anteek splorts car?
Iz teh restored awlmoast hunnurd yeer owld Stutz bearcatz car. Dat letz u sit aowtside when u dribe it so awl teh peepz can ooh adn aah at U. Der iz eben teh spawt in teh trunk foar teh phlonquais tu sit whan U nawt need himz.
ooh! Let’s take a test drive rite now!
Um, my phlonquais is not teh availolble rite at teh moment, so why don’t u ride in teh tronk?