
Why does everyone keep yelling Hakuna Matada at us when they go by?
better kwestyun: wai no one treet me like a meerkat?
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Why does everyone keep yelling Hakuna Matada at us when they go by?
better kwestyun: wai no one treet me like a meerkat?
Picture by: Unknown
Ai hab noe eye deer!
Noe deer heer – juss wort hawg an mere kitteh!
Congrataz, Anni!
Dancing best friends to you, Anni!!
*fires up the biddeo-masheen*
*forwards to 999474634663 on teh counter-fingie*
*presses play*
hubby and i were just talking about lion king the other day and trying to figure out what song was playing/what was happening when they time lapsed him into an adult. i was right i was right! *does a dance* take THAT!!!
and heers um cherry mooslee slice fur afturnoon tee!
along wif tee, cauffee, joosies, smoofies, and otter sordid drinkies pertinent to ur tayste!
Enjoy
Fankees Nennepus!
Ai lyk dis sawng teh best frum dat moobie.
Ai gess itz teh anminashun ai lyk sew much. Iz fun.
Pikshurs ar fun, wurds ar kinda kreepy, to me. Tho it did mayke me fink aboot teh Power Uf Disneee wun dai.
herez anuzzer gud wun!!
It wuz such a gud moobie! Mai frend haz noe kidlets an hur ‘borroed’ myn tu tayk wiv hur tu dis moobee.
I used to borroe kids to see kids moobies – now, is so trendy, I don’t has to burrow anyone, is just groan ups watching it on the eevnings shows!
8)
*sigh*
I lubs all teh mews ik to tihs moobee!!
dis’un maeks me tink ov de video gaem, bouncin’ on de birdie heds…
dey shud be reedin buks, ifinkso!
But insted of reedin buks dey iz goin to moobies but revenj happens cuz nao dey also haz ERRWURM!
Occationally I forget where I am and click comments, and find myself having an instant migraine from the lack of talent exibited on this site. Its a real shame because Im sure there were at least 4-5 worthwhile comments in this bunch, but Im never going to know what they say. Please leave the lolspeak to the professionals – its an art, not a way to disguise the fact you cant spell.
Hahahaha, this is awesome. Almost nobody bothers to get worked up about it anymore and people that don’t use it actually get shunned, but apparently it still irks people. Saying it’s an art is taking it even more seriously than it warrants, however. All it is is basically the Chinese telephone chain version of people on 4chan ironically misspelling words and it’s gotten horribly, horribly out of hand.
Actually, that is not true at all. No one need use lolspeak if they don’t want to. Many cheesefriends prefer not to use it and that is just fine. Everyone is welcome here as long as they PLAY NICE. kaithxbai.
The only reason I won’t refute that claim in specifics is because I just don’t care enough- you’re going to have to take me at my word that my memory is highly accurate and I distinctly remember reading multiple comment threads in which someone is rebuked for not using lolspeak. (I won’t even count the times when I’ve made a grammatically correct and unoffensive post that was nevertheless moderated out- the most likely explanation is lack of lolspeak, but of course there’s no actual proof of that.)
Hahahahahaha. Four missing apostrophes, 2 spelling errors and 2 grammatical slips – you have excelled!! I guess we can put all of that down to the migraine……..
(Occasionally I forget where I am and find it impossible to reply to such….. comments)
OzcatMum! Kant u smellz teh cayke?! Cmon! Letz go fynd it. Ai wantz a big ol slyce.
Yesh. Ai will habbing sum two. Hao u am, faemaochasiubao? Ai nawt finkso ai haz meetid u. *extends floofy paw* hang awn…*wieps caek awf floofy paw an trize agen* Howdee do.
Ohai! *axxeptz stikee, floofee paw uv frenship* Yew can cawl me fae or FMSCB. Ai alwaeez furget tu introduse maiself cuz ai feelz lyke ai kno awl ub yew alredde! Taht nawt meen yew kno me tho! *derp*
Phew – ai iz glad u havving a shawt naem two, fae. Ai waz afrade ai wood leeving owt sum ov teh ledderz coz itz a lawng naem an ai nawt havving mai glarsis wiv meh.
LOLZ! It iz fonetik Chineze foar Fat Cat BBQ Pork Bun. Mai boifrend iz Cantoneze adn ai asked hao tu sai fat cat cinse awr kitteh is xtra-floofee adn ai leerned BBQ pork bun frum dim sum wif hiz fambilee. Ai cawl awr kitteh taht sumetymez. Ai lykez hao it floze…Fae Mao Cha Siu Bao!
*facepaw* Ai shood haz rekognyzd it – we habbingd a Chineese fawster sun foar too yeers. Awl ower kittehs waz cawlingd Mao at taht tiem.
Hao funnee! Ai lyke tu sing teh nayme inna Chinezey-singsongee wai cuz it sawnds sew cyoot adn Amberle (awur kitteh’s reel nayme) seemz tu lyke it. Shez a tuxee kitteh adn her udder nicknayme wuz gibben tu her bai mai frend. She cawlz her Shamu.
)
bigfloofy??Awlmoast! LOL! She’z berry cyoot. Iz nawt cuz se oberfeed her. She got unborked adn she haz tu be moastlee indoar kitteh cuz neighborhud nawt sew gud anemoar (bad nayboarz adn stray kittez wif teh fleez taht nawt getz taken care ub. Maykez me sad.) seeewwwww….she iz floofee.
Ai hazza tuxie wat iz berry lite wait, butt(!) floofy an a ginja wat iz hevvy, butt(!) nawt floofy. Dem bofe eets teh saem fuds, butt(!) wun iz getting hebbier eech week. Hoo nose??!!
Ai muss go tu bed nao. Itz parst 1.30am.
OK, OzcatMum. Ai furgot yew iz in Ausome-stralya! Nitee nite!
Agreed! I don’t understand it at all what difference is teh and the? same amount of letters, same letters?? Strange language.
“teh” is used because when typing quickly “the” is often mistakenly typed as “teh”. So it became a joke basically, a way to poke fun at yourself or others.
The problem I have with lolspeak is that it’s impossible to skim read, being that 90% of the words aren’t recognisable from memory. And it’s not easy forming a pattern since everyone uses their own spelling.
**sniffs teh ayre**
Duz I smellify CAEK?
**goez luukin foar teh sourse of teh smell**
*whispers*
It’s birfday caek! Has some!
Oooh, dat’s rite!
HAPPITAYLE BIRFINGDAY, LCB!
Lubs frum Red, Dini an Sarah.
Hippy Birfdai, Lolcatburglar!!!!!!
Happi birfdai LCB – an mennee moar 2 follo!
Oh! Catflappy burfdai, lolcatburglar! Ai hopez yew haz a gud won.
Yes! Ai occationally *snerk* lyke to haz a peace ub cayke. Fank yew fur pointin taht awt, rhsb!
BACK TO THE TOPIC OF THE LOL, i cant believe how awsome this pic is, its so great i roflmao’d instently!
Epic x10000000000 XD
Hakuna Matada
i leikt it tu!
Me too!!!
The one on the left looks like a Meerkat, so it really should be going “Seemples” (Squeak)
Maybe they’re both off to compare the Meerkat (.com)
I have to share this with somebody. I had a friend-and-coworker from Africa. She said it’s pronounced “Hakuna ma-taa-taa” (like Ta-tas), *not* “hakuna ma-todduh” like in the movie.
Also, bashanyada barada banada.
I KNEW Timon & Pumbaa were real. I can die happy now
Reminds me of a little satire I wrote once: The Loin King, a story about a man, his steak house and his passion for baked potatoes.
His motto: Harpoon a Patata =)
iz verreh funneh werd pley, Kattweard. Loin king adn Harpoon a Patata indede! Ai finkingz ai nawt habing teh plesur ob teh aquaynt… ackwaynt… umm, teh meating yew (extens teh floofy frenship paww)
Tis sed Ma-Ta-Ta in teh moovie…jus wiv accent
Meow Gusta