
How’s your escape going?
Shut up and gimme a boost.
ya, i’z definitlee tink u failed dis tiem.
Picture by: Unknown
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous mustache contest. | Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: O, Ai iz Sew Sendin Dis Chat 2 Failbookz! Next »

How’s your escape going?
Shut up and gimme a boost.
ya, i’z definitlee tink u failed dis tiem.
Picture by: Unknown
adn noe pinschun mai butt dis tyem.
Dat nawt a pinschun; is a goose!
CONGA-RATZ! catena awn yur nawt sekond.
thx, mmc4!
yur welkum.
*ai gawtz distrakted. dey waz ad awn yarn sayle.*
* maeybee dats wat kitteh iz eskaypin fwum. shee gawt intu de yarn baskett.*
has yoo cawld 9elebenty awlreddy? ai duzzent wunt tu wayt lawng.
Next, on “Kitteh Tree Dokter”:
“Oh, yeah, we gotta go up there and get those branches, see, they got spots and stuff.”
“Woof woof.”
Do nawt want spots and stuff. *Pays KTD elebentee monies*
“Meew Meew”
Bebbeh Kitteh’z nawt
sekkund Tree amz a Beeg Deel dat
needz soopurrvizzhun!
Tynee Poyntee Endz
nawtz digz deep n2 Tree’z bawrk.
So Kitteh tryz hawrdurr!!
Bebbeh Kitteh willz
lurnz dat ‘Upz’ amz moar eezee
dan ‘Daown’ sune eenuff!!!
Jack.
Jack, yur poeetree iz awlwaez in litning adn twue.::):
ai gotz it tu werk! thx cheez town cryer
Jack ROCKS!
ohai, Jack. You am probly gawn now, but was simply mahvelluss to see you in personification!
Ohai dayr, sunnee!
A grayr tyme wuz habz
bye awll. U habz a Gud Day
Afturr Caturday?
Jack.
Ebbery day a gnu day, Jack, wif new fings. Am still putting up applols, in applolsauce, applol butter, applel pie filling…who knew, when I planted my liddul tree 5 years ago, that it would have so much to give!
Teh bark is wurse tahn hiz bite !! * Heez a frendly goggeh
*
snerk, gudgudgud one, poussinboi!
O hai, guise. Video from today’s Cheezmeet
injust outside of Our Nation’s Capital, we has it.eggsalad choys uv bumpur myoosik!
lewks leik a gud tyme wuz had bai awl! fankies fur shayrin!
Thx! Was teh real difficult to get teh former members of teh Stray Cats to come play that song at my house on short notice. *nods*
wow! dat wuz awsum uv dem tu du!
U’d think so, but if u sawr teh damages they did in teh rumpus room u would realize that was not teh case.
yur falt fur dose strae brown em&emz.
ya gotta remembur tu reed teh contrakt rydur.
LCB: fankies fur da mobie ob sum ob da easty coast cheezpeeps.
*Ohai easty coast cheezpeeps. Wuz deliteful meeting you.*
Glad u liked it! Teh giant cheezburger was actually from teh west coast. Jamamkitty gived it to me when I went to Seattlol for teh Cheezballgame in June.
Oh how neat. Ai also saw Mr. Happy Cat. Dat wuz da cute.
Yes, teh Cheezes sent a package of swags for us. Wasn’t that teh nice?
Dehre b a reezin wii cawlz em deh Grated Cheeziz!!
Oh, yeah? Whut is it?
Dem Giant Cheezburgerz git arownd!! I gabed wun tu Plasticat at deh MinnySnowDaze Cheezmeet!!
Ohai, OK!
nauw ai has eh tiyud. niyt!
*waivez ohai tu deh DC Cheezmeetianz* Wut funz!!!
Ohai, cweenemmjay, catena, LCB, smoakeepollo, Q andz keshet!
Habdz ekksellent tyme
atz Stray Catz Caffay shayreengz
‘Phunn!’ wiff Prittee Wunz!
Lawtz ubz gud Nomz andz
dreenkz andz revvullree maydz 4
soopurb afturrnoon!!
Mennee pickkshurr ubz
Kittehz keptz us cummpannee
inz frivvawllittee!!!
Jack.
clappity clappity clappity clappity Awnkoar awnkoar awnkoar Yaaaay LCB, Q, Jack, Catena, Pollosmoky, Happy Cat!!!!
OH! Fankees, fankees! Iz wunnermus to see our virtual frenz in real life and hear real voices! Win!
Grate big fankees tew LCB et al! Hazzing teh terminal shyness/sociophobia, I could nawt make teh PDX meet, but I do lublublub seeing our own troo peeps and heering youze talk! Moar big fankees!
(dropping lolspeak for just this comment) It’s too bad during the intros I had to turn up the volume, but when the music was playing it scared the crap outta my kitties! But it looks like you all had a great time! Thanks for sharing!
Yu fink ai klimen diz tree? Ize nawt klimen dis treee. Ize duin mai airobikx praktise four da klime ona da topp shelf, ware duh treets ar stashified. Don maek mee looze mai cawont!
Sixee, sebentee, elebentee…topp shelf b no match fer da kittehs.
.. .. . nou bertical mod .. .. .. . . .. .. . .. . . . .yissi. . . . .. . . . ..
ai tinks you allz woud liks spata as much ai do enjoys it
Completely off-topic, but…
SERIOUSLY???
ICHC took the video of the cat with the milk cup on its head DOWN?
SERIOUSLY????
i dunno. it diddunt seam awl that diffurunt tu teh vids uv Maru walkin arownd wif stuff on hims hed or teh kitteh wif teh yogurt cup.
I have to agree. It was a tad mean spirited but it’s not like the humans forced the cat to stick her head in and get it stuck.
what if the cat fell on the dog???? it would be 1 pissed of dog:O