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I am not often shocked. Right now I am totally flabbergasted.
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Ai noe dat feline!
conga ratz, anni! yur teh tawp!
Thx catena! U wuz rite dere 2!
*rowndz up deh ratz frum deh last lol and herdz dem over heer fur an on kore dans*
*ratz b awl dressinged in deh Autumn owtfitz*
SKWEEEE u lukking soooo kewt!!!
Lookky, Lester b a punkin and Suezy am a skeerkrow!! and I see a Turkee adn a cormnukopia adn Randy adn Lizzy and Jeremy adn Sindy am deh fawl leefz!!!
Ok, guise! Reddy?? and a-wun and-a-twu!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, CONG! GAH!!!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, CONG! GAH!!!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, CONG! GAH!!!
adn teh uddahs has neis korlred maplol adn oke leefz ehsted awf figg…
brayne bleech! ai nedes it!
Wut I has seed cannot be unseed!
Congarats on teh tye, u 2! Sham payne?
Bedder dan reel payne!
Der’s bottlols ob hunnred yeer owld sham payn dat habs been collektid offen a shippy rek.
Plz tu putting ur clothez bak on hyoomin!!!!
whai? yur nekkid. du ai kumplayn abawt yu? adn yur eh littlol, well, shall we sae ‘nawt skynnee’.
Das wai kttehs hab furr. Nowun habs to luuk at dem nekkid an be horribfied.
Mai brain iz hurted, haow canz u bring dat goggie in heer, wif me? Naow, taek it bak owt!
Animlols no belawng in haus wiff us civilized kittehs! Hez a stinkee!
Luuks lyke Happy Cat haz bin cot duin somfin nawtee! He’z lyke: Whuuuuttt? Ai wuzznt duin nuffin!
O yesh u wuz an wee haz pixures tew proov it!
Was goggie!
Oh yesh? Den wy habs yu gotted teh byrd cayg down adn teh frying pan reddy?
Flabbergasted kitteh kannawt bleev u iz trine tew ware taht spandex miniskurt lef ober frum teh 80′s
Hyoomin, ai cannots beleeve yoo onlee bought elebenty cases of toona! An yoo nawt plans on shawping agin for three whole days!
Flabburgastid kitteh iz flabburgastid. Ai wantz tew kno wut mayde teh kitteh mayke taht fayse.
Happycat sez, “WHUT? Yu wud put UNYUNS on mah cheezburgur?? Dats – dats – inhyoomin!”
Flabburgasted kitteh jus herd dat a surtin ûber-welfee gubenatorial candidate mite haz knowinglee employed an undokyoomentid howsekeeper.
Oh, teh Huge Manatee!
deh undokoomented howsekeeper wuz a hyoog manatee???
Well, everyone knows manatees make the best housekeepers. We’re very tidy.
Yay! It werked! Ai drawed owr resident Manatee owt uv hiding!
*tosses Hugh a bukkit uv nomalishus fishes* (deelishus an nootrishus)
{{{{{Hugh}}}}}
mmmmm….fishes! Thank you nightshayde!
*swim swim swims away munching*
Sheez rillee nawt DAT big…
“You has not bowt the NAME brand toona?! Wat exactly is it you is DO arownd heer, hooman?!!!”
O hai der frens. I accnotse anything hile I type or anything. So I apologize nao. Yu are the most bestest frends ebber. I did not lose my hardware.. I did not lose my leg. I havae not gone ober he bridge yet. I am still bery sik. So, I don’t know. My eyes are bad right now and cannot se anythng. I missed u badly and I wanted to come out to play even just a moment. I am afraaid but I can’t do that without god friends like BluesFan, Gryffin, Petunia, CJ, Catails kvnsgrl and a whole lot of frends. I need lots of heling beems! Hedbonks & purrs! always.
KCTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! *runrunrunrun skreechtoahalt*
berry berry gentul hugs {{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}
U dew not haz tew apologize fer teh typing, wee r sew glad tew see u my frend!!
I am going to a rusing home soon again. NAWT WANTI am so glad to see u bluesfan~ *bowwnsbownsbownsbownsbowns–carefully* I ned happetails soon. I haz a hyooge sad.
{{{{KCT}}}}
Oh, sorry! *dries KCT off with a sham wow*
I have rallied all the sea creatures to send you aquatic beams and good wishes for recovery. We know you don’t want to have to go to the care facility but they can help you recover more quickly and hopefully you will be able to go home soon!
*Hughshmoos for you*
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
*heelun beemz awn HAI*
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{{{{{{KCT}}}}}} lotsa heelin beems going yer wai! we miss you!
*gentlol hedbonks and purrs*
{{{{{KCT}}}}} Get well soon frend!
{{{{KCT}}}} Beff wishez fur a speedy recubbery!
{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
*sending heeling beemz to u wiffakwikness*
ohaihaihai! Sew glad yoo cud postify! We habs been sending beeeeeeeeeeeeeems and prayers an will keepify doing sew! Habs speedy recubbery noeing dat all teh Cheezfrends lub yoo!
ohai Sweetie!!! {{{{{{{{{{{KTC}}}}}}}}}}}
heeling beems are set on hai for you – get well reel soon!!!
*hedbonks an purrrrrrs*
My sweet frend, ai am sew sorree u hav a sad but iffen teh doktors fink it is best den a wiles wif sum eggstra nurfing care is fer teh best, doan’t u fink so? Ai hadda skared thinkin uv u tryin tew go hoam tew soon.
Woohoo, Taylkinkurr!!
Wii habbeeng Grayt Beeg
Millk Reeng Feengee Hawkee
Gaym in Ur awnurr!
Jusst swatz away. Dayrz
lawtza room undurr Grayt Beeg
Wyte Coaldz Bawkz 4 Goalz!!
Cawlldz in Ayrr~Drawpz wiff
awll kyndz andz syzez of Beemz,
Hugz, Purrz andz Heddbonkz!!!
Jack.
Hi there **offers flooffy paw of frenship**
Here be song for you and i tink unoffishul cheezefrends theme (hopes this wurks)
O ai luv taht sawng! Aifinkso izza wunnerful theem fer cheeseland, fanks smudgie!
Itz an eggsalent theme song. Ai think KCT has a whhole slew uf cheezfrends. I’m sew touched to see so meny peeps sending lub ‘n hugs.
Ohai KCT! Ai nawt fink ai haz formully introdused maiself. Tehy cawlz me eidder Fae or FMCSB. *carefullee eggstands floofy paw ub frenship adn compashun* Ai will be sendin heelin beems too adn pray to CC taht yew get bettur wifaquiknessASAP!! Ai am sowree taht yew haz a sad adn hope taht awl tehse wishez frum yur cheezpeep frenz mayke yew haz a bit o happee. Ebrybuddy here luvz yew berry much adn iz berry conserned. Gentul headbonks adn kwiet purrz adn full bodee hugz wifa a tail swishy undur teh noze!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai, KCT – nice to see you come out and play! I’ll call you tomorrow at the new place … Hugs and beamz to you, my cheezfwend!
{{{KCT}}}
U can has cookies and watch moovees with me anytiem.
*senz hurz strengf, hopez an praurz ober teh wyndz tu KCT an awl doez hoo kare foar herz*
Ohai KCT, Soooooooooo gud to see yu awnlyn, if oenlee fur a moemunt – Ai has teh leekee iys. Plees to be gettin well soonestly and kno taht eech Cheezfren yu see carrees teh lubs an prares ob so menne udders.
Schmoos to yu!
Mai eyez leekd tu adn ai dunt eben kno KCT berry well. She needz hur bed to be pakked wif floofee kittehs all arownd hur, purrin adn lubbin hur.
{{{KCT}}} *lots of healing thoughts* get well soon.
git awl bettur sune sohs yoo can kome play!
Ohai KCT. Ams bery sory yu r so sik (Ize awlso hadz sum bery skarie helth stuffs in da pahst). Ize normlee naught saye much arown heer – Ize quiet buy naatur – Butt! mee an mi floofy bestest bud, Cookie, ar joynin awl yor meny, meny frens (hoo obiuslee cayr bowt yoo so bery much) in sendign hoapful thots an bestest wishes too yu. Aie donut noe yu butt Aie amz hoaldin yu in mi hart.
{{{{{KCT}}}}} and {{{{{Skygypsy}}}}} Strong luv and beams to both of you!
Iz u flabbergasted oar GOBSMACKED?
purrhaps hee wuz GOGgiesmacked?
Gray Sidnee Greenstreet
Kitteh fynallee beehoaldz
Mawlteez Cheezburgr!
Mawlteez Cheezburgr
habz fibe kyndz ubz goo~ee
Cheezez 2 enjoyz!!
Amerrikan Cheez,
Provaloan, Mawtzarella,
Gurryayr andz Bloo Cheez!!
So mutch Cheez dat Gray
Sidnee Greenstreet Kitteh wawntz
itz awll 4 himselff!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack. Yu are alwaes so rite!!! Sidnee Greenstreet kitteh it is!!!
Fanku all. I nawt doing so good butt gibs u all my hugs & lubs! I mis u awls! I need to go away now just for little nao… Hedbonks & purrs forebber!
Heee lukz just liek HapiCat!
Heym you got flabbergasted from the Guardian of Ga’Hoole books! Means shocked beyond belief.