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Da warmest spot inn da house.
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MAMA
Da warmest spot inn da house.
Picture by: Unknown
Whai ddi ai has kidz ehgen?
Congrats, catena! U gottid a solow!
A solo furvest from teh larst. Congaz, Catena. And see you Sunday
yesh yesh yesh!
And the purriest.
Mama iz glad she ownlee had 2 kittenz!
Mama maiks teh bed faw teh kids …..
Itz a cuddlol puddlol!!!
No, it’s a hot water bottlol wif ears!
good one, Upfi!
Rimaind mii ugen wen dey b oeld enuf fr kittehgartin?
Suun….berry suun….liek tumarro?
oh no … oh no … kant howld iit no morez …. *SPLORT!*
*Flyz in wif deh majicklol de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort viktimz braynez iz sukked up,*
*kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protektifying *
*frum fucheer splortz*
*Victim b rappt in floofee blankee,*
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Amazing advances in cheezteknolologieez!
Aw, shucks.
Squee!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh puppeez? wii gots deh CHRG wif puppeez 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Thank u, Cweenmj.
ahh … fankies dere cweenmj … ai jus be relaxin ober here fur a bit. *sippies dwink & nibblols chokklit*
Ohai! Mind u if ai join u? I don’t fink ai has met u… *shyly extends feeler to shake hands/paws wif Magaska*
Wennebburz Momma
Kitteh curlz up 2 Napz. Hurz
Bebbehz curlz upz cloass!
Momma Kitteh duz
nawtz myndz. Bebbeh Kittehz maykz
ekksellent Blankittz!!
Momma Kitteh getz
in kwikk Napz aftur lawwwwng gaym
ubz ‘Twentee Kweschunnz’!!!
Jack.
Nappin Bebbehs iz bedder dan Twentee Kwestyunz Bebbehs!
Ohai Jack!
Butt(!) aim nawt sleepee!
Ai nedez eh drink awf watah!
Icanhasstoeree?
Wunst upon a tyme dehre wuz a liddlol gray kitteh.
Deh lidddlol gray kitteh lubbed tu play.
hii playinged wif a catnip mousee.
Hii playinged wif himz mommyz tayl.
Hii playinged wif a jinglee-bawl.
Hii playinged chase wif himz sister.
Hii playinged race up deh stairz.
Hii playinged so much dat hii gotted berry tired.
Whair kin I sleeping? hii asked.
Kin I sleeping on deh floor?
no, deh floor am too hard.
Kin I sleeping on deh cownter?
no, kittehz nawt blong on deh cownter.
Kin I sleeping on deh window sill?
No, deh window will am too chilly.
Kin I sleeping on Mom?
Yes. deh kitteh kin sleeping on Mom.
Awwww…
*cuddles up next the Cween to heer sum moar stories*
*brings koko and kookies for all*
mmmmmmm…… sip sip sip nom nom nom!!
Ohai, Nenne, cweenemmjay, catena andz sasski!
Wunss upawn a tyme
dayr wuz Callee~co Prinsiss
naymed Rapunnzell. Hurz
was so prittee dat
Momma Cat keptdz hurz way upz
hye awn t3h Cownturr
awayz frum Tawm Catz hoo
wawnteddz 2 wooz hurz andz maykz
Rapunnzell dayr Bryde!
Az Rapunnzell gawtz
beegurr, hurz gawtz smrturr 2.
Rapunnzell letz hurz
fur growz berreh Lawwwwng
andz Flooffee so Rapunnzell’z
Handsumm Tawm Prinss coodz
clymez way up hye andz
Cudddilz wiff Rapunzell andz
nawtz tell Momma Cat.
Rapunnzell shood habdz
knoend bettah. Momma Cat knoez
awll andz seez eeben
moar. Momma Cat didz
nawtz habz Angree, butz didz wawtch
ober Rapunnzell
and hurz Pinss untilz
tyme wuz ryte andz Rapunnzell
andz hurz Handsumm Tawm
Libbed moast Happilee
Ebburr Afturr andz Momma Cat
Becaymed Gramma Cat!!!
T3h End.
Jack.
{{{Jack}}}} dat b an wunnermuss storee!!
*snugglol*
Dat is teh sweetest storie! Sumbunny needs to illus–illis–make pikchurs for it an make a pikchur buk!
*snugglols up in teh cuddlol puddlol*
Wuz liek dat in mai haus wen ai was a kidden.
Teh luuk awn mama’z fayce iz lyke “Ai nawt cumfurrbulz, butt (!) ai nawt wanna moob an wayke upp teh bebbe!”
Oar mebbeh shez wunnerin hoo fed teh ginja kitteh sew much!! Ooof!
Dat’s wut ai fawt tu!! Wai teh ginja boi sew mush beeger dan littlol grae wun? Altho….teh orinj boiz duz tend tu runn uh bitt beeger yooshoolee aifinkso!
Haffing kittins is a hevee responzibillitee.
Mama sez, “Ai cannut breeve!”
gittin heveeur bai teh day…
They
aintheavy – theyr me bebbehs…That momma cat’s all like “Please. help. me!”
Those babies are so nice and stripey
Angreh kitteh comitteh.