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Introducing the “LOLCat 2000 Anti-Theft Security System”,proudly built in the USA by Scratch-0 Industries.
Scratch-0: Where Innovation Meets Laceration.
wez also offa hoam security sistemz.
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Teh best anti feft dibies yet!
Mai nawt ditur a feef, but iz cyoot!
Teh floof may be kyoot, but teh pawz has teh klawz!
conga ratz wonse ehgen, anni!
Thx, catena!
Nawt reelee.
* yoinks teh anti feft dibies adn runs awf tu find sum gushifuds *
ken ai help yu, awfahsuh?
Yeff. Wuz u teh wun behyn teh weel wen dis door wuz tornd awf?
deep endz. iz yur bydyo kamra runnen?
Ai see. *glansez bakk tu patroal kar, chekks littlol blinky-lyte*
Is u sayin dat u plans awn lyin tu meh iffn it izznt?
jus wundrun hauw karefullee ai nedez tu remembah.
Wud u lyke a ryde daon tu teh stayshun?
We cud goez ober awl teh detaylz reel kayrful-lyke.
yu gut eh warrunt?
noe?
datz wut ai tawt.
ai guts nuttin tu tel yu, koppah.
adn sins wen iz it ehleglol tu drife wifout deh doyr?
wut abawt awl doze jepez ai seez?
test
yikes! ai kent pos teh linkee, eben wif teh gapp!
Ai nawt needing warrunt tu asking u kweschunz.
Awl ai wanting tu knoz wuz iffn u wuz teh wun drybin.
Finolly ai is gettin sum ansurz.
So, hao fast wuz u drybin wiffowt a door?
Adn wuz u nawt wayrin ur seet belt den tuu?
Lets see ur lysinss adn rejystrayshun paypurs.
Sowwy, I ated dem.
U tuch dis kar ai slash ur fayse. Nuff sed.
Aifink Ai’d yoink teh kitteh an leeb teh car!
Note: LOLCat 2000 Anti-Theft devyce can be deeaktivatud bai applyun teh snorgelz direktly tu devyce.
Plz to use extreme caution wen operating can-opener in neer proximitee.
Anti-Theft devyce will almost sertainlee disingage.
Scratch-O Industries maykes no klame dat yur LOL-Cat Anti-Theft Security system will be as meen adn feerce lukking az teh system shown in teh LOL. Awl sayles are finelol.
Pryse duz nawt inklood daylee mayntinanss kosts. Byer assoomz awl respawnsibilolteh fur propur cayr. Ownurz manyooal nawt inklooded.
Adn caveaat emptor teh liddur bocks daley.
Batteries adn caviar nawt included.
Ohai ebberywun! Didya sii mai fambly awn teh prebious “lol”/punrun/funintehsun??? Dey is africatzes, frum Souf Afrika! Ai has a prowd!!!
Mai u haz a hannsum famlee!!
Fangs!
Wen u sed u wuz feedin strayz…
ai had no ideya!
yer familee cood be anti-theft kittehs tew! no one would ever get in the kar!
He luk liek bunneh if you luk rite… kitteh eers maik squinty bunneh eyez.
*skwints*
Dats kreepy.
OMCC! Taht IZ cree-pee!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Syndori, Chaosgear2.0, Floydfan04240 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caeks wif lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, paddlolball games, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/
is any cheezy frens go to this rally?
wish I could. too far!
Mebbe wii marchiz in plaec
Aifinksoyes ai do dat.
Mebbe deh Wez Ghost anna Golf Ghost wut dun fry tu Eez Ghost can haz march in plaec
Of course!
i wishes they have kitteh as gest speeker
ai is finking uv gowyn tu teh sat tee lyte rallee in SF.
You could say that this cat
*removes sunglasses*
has stolen my heart.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
i have to say, i generally don’t like really wordy lols, but the last line totally makes up for it! great line!
Is dis teh roalle teh littul fluffee bebbeh from yestidday was audishinonining for? If so, dis floofy guie mus have a pritty gud RAWR. I hope teh littul fluffee bebbeh wasnt disappoyntid dat he dint get teh roall.
Izza tuff tuff bidnis
sad fur deh disappoyntidi wunz
Um. Wy duz dey taeks deh kittehz pointyenz? Dey dis-poynts deh kittehz. Das krool an unyoozhl
Yu gotz taht rite, Mrrphh! Kittehs shud alwaeez haz tehyr poynteenz! Do nawt tayke! (Nawt yellin at u. Onlee at teh poyntee takerz)
uh-gree!
tayx speshul hyoomin to habs kittah shayr hoam…dat enkluds teh poyntee endz!!1!
hmph
if looks could kill – this is one effective security system! GO C!!