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Adn ai nawt lettin hims go ebber!
conga ratz, AP!
Fanks catena, we has a tye! *dans-dans*
won-tu-free
won-tu-free
step-step-glyde
step-step-glyde
twirl-twirl-spin
egstend-tu-arms-lenff
pull-bakk-wiff-twurl-unnerneef
step-trip-stubmblol-recubber-glyde
step-step-step
step-bawl-chanj
hey…huz ledun hear?
wawk-wawk-wawk-turn
Aifinks wawk-wawk we is leedin eech obber wawk-turn
spin-recubber-dip OW! mai bakk!
*facepalm*
LMAO!
butt(!) nauw aim biggah!
wye nawt hims growd tuu?
Ur butt’z biggur?
Mai condo….candle….I haz a sawree fur u.
WARNUN!!!!! SPLORT leblol elebentee!!!
Dis iz NAWT eh drill!
*titunz CHRG*
OH NOES!!!!! NOT SPLORT!
sssqquuueeee!!!! *titens CHRG* *must fink of pleh memos*
Ohai, Mai frendz!
*lewks at pichur*
*Splort*
oh now! Grantski is down!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed Grantski to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
Frum tynee kittin
Tu full-grown mittin-tuks cat
Mistur Snuggeez snuggz
Ai wuz soe tinee
Whirrld wuz soe beeg adn skaree
Yu gabe me komfourt
Nao u ar tynee
Ai will protekkifyz u
For ai has growed bigs
Any who would try
Harm of any sort will face
Bunneh kick of doom
Siez duzzunt mattah
Awl dat kountz iz wae ai fele
Wen ai hold yu kloas
We has bin fru much
In owr trabblolz tugebber
Adn will fayse much moar
nauw yur fur iz tin
sum awf yur stuffunz missun
yu haff bekum reel
Ai treeted u well
But tyme is unforgibbing
Ayjing eech adn awl
Won dae, ai will pass
Yu will remayn behynd heer
Uddahz yu will help
Weel boff be oald adn tatturd
Reddy tu has sleeps
U too gayves me a crai
Ekksellent Haikooz
Abowtz Kitteh’z Bessest Frendz
oanlee getz bettah!
Misturr Snuggillz wuz
Besstest Cuddillz Buddee. Naow
himz Itteh Bitteh!!
U protekktedz me
wunnss wen I wuz berreh smawll.
Naow itz iz my turn!!!
Jack.
Yez, it getz beddah
Just teh riyt storee tellun
Nauw dat Jackz ar hear
diz maed me skweel so much! so kewt n hartwarmin!!
I will squeeze him an snorgle him and cawl him George
Look at de toes! Looks lyke hemz been pinkeee toe printed in booking. Dis cud be a mugshot.
Awww! Dis iz so cyoot I cryd :*) (Still not good at lolspeak..)
dat wuz berree gud!
Tankies Catena! I haz ownlee ben uzin its fur a few daiz to! Iz not uzed too itz yet, thou.. (I usually use perfect grammar and spelling, so switching back and forth is hard. -_-”)
ai fine maiseff typun en LOLspeke in teh RL sumtymez!
Iz be writens a fantazy nobel.. Soz gud grammer an spellinz r a muzt.
welkum!
heerz eh link tu teh cween’s
Town Cryer
– full awf wunnerfall tipz adn storeez.
I haz actuulee ben heer for to yeerz nows. Juzt wus a lurker befor, lol. Nver reely tokked much. Makin an actuul account rite now.
*whispers* me too.
lolspeek iz hard! mooch ez betrz too comentz on teh udder cheezeburger payjz! (which is why I only make lolcats and not comment on them
)
O.O Nawt teh pointee ends!
awl waez teh pointee endz if enneebuddee tuchs mr. snugglols.
Uhm, askooze mii, mai hed kyootsplortid, nobuddy moovz so Ai can pikz up mai hedmeets?
KTHXBAI.
Ohai, thelionwaits!
in cheezland, we has eh well-deblolpd SPLORT rekubberree teknik.
nawt sekkund, aot komz teh CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart)
den, we karefullee swepe awp awl teh splortifide braynez
den, we karefullee rinse teh braynez wif salyne wif enfusd hintz awf lemmin aor udda plessunt sense
den, we pak teh klene braynez bak insyde teh splodud hed adn karefullee plais teh boynz bak in posishun
den, we taypz dem in plais wif dektrtib duckee tayp
den, we putz a neuw CHRG (Chikun-Hedud Rubbah Gluff) tu hold it awl tuggedh
finallee, we taykz teh cheezpeep intu teh splort rekubbree rume adn wrapz dem awp in eh beeg floofee blankee adn gifez choklit possumz fur teh heleun!
nauw, dont yu fele beddah?
lyonz has meets in der hedds? hoo knoo?
Aifinkso teh lyon wuz in mid nom when himz/hurz luuked at teh LoL.
Iffn hims brayns ar sumwayr elss, dat wud splayn hao hims wuz ayblol tu pikk ups hims own splortifikayshunz.
Or it cud juss has mayd hims comfyoozlold, finkin hims did.
Maybeh it was juss a semi-splort.
Hi wuz feline addloled
hi wuz addlold felyne, tu!
omg sooooooooooo precious! <3 my heart just melted
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*KABOOM*
Onoes! Anuddah won down!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up Donz branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds the Don to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Tankoo so mudgely, Catena!
*patpats lemony CHRG(wdoi), nomz possum and iz contents*
Kitteh stil haz a distrust ob teh hyooman
whu shrunk Mr Snuggiez in hot wawter wosh masheen
Snert! Th3 inkrediblol shrinkin Mr Snuggie.
Wud hab shrunk kitteh too
butt(!) hyooman knu nawt tu wosh Sox in hawt wawter !!
*giglol*
AWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooooooooo cuyoot!
Mai fabrit!
Him wuz so small dat his witey bitz wurn’t eben witey yet! Squee!
Iz sahm kitteh ehn bof pikturs? Lukz da sahm! Iz supah kyoot!
Mah grrrl iz doing her bestbestbest to hold mah braynes in plaice, but even she mite havta …. yoo noe…. starts wif splo…
HUGE SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls ober frum da cyoot*
Splashes FK wit water***puts keewl wash cloth on forehead **der der heer be sum protektifyin goggles**
That is too cool that you have these two photos to compare!
Great shots!!
And thank you for writing in English.
Amen. It’s nice to see *some* people still have a grip on maturity.
And yeah, excellent photos.
Machuriteh is so ober-rayted.
Ai lykes tu let it slip awayz ebry nao adn den.
Twyce as much lurv an sweetce
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
MEDIK!!1!
*hopz uhrownd, lukeeng foar teh CCC*
kwap…ohkayee lemme cee ifs ai kan dooeet.
*scup scup scuppity up teh brane meetz, washingz dem wif sparkleeng watur*
*plopz teh brane meetz ento D-R brane cabity*
*poots hed bonz en playce..taptaptapy*
*afiksez nu CHRG(wdoi) wif kwakee taype*
*rushez D-R tu recubberee, rapt en floofa brankee, wif aminal cukeez an choklity melk*
*gits owt teh shawpvac an cleens up D-R’s brayns. rinsis wif teh sparlolly waturs beefor stuffin dem bak in teh hed cabitee. hedbones git cayrfully peeced bak tugethur an rapraprapraprapraprapraprapraped wif dukky tayp tu keyp it awl in playce. ads noo CHRG an snugglols D-R inna floofy blankee*
rest a bit an enjoi sum hawt chonklit anna cookee.
*klapklapklapity*
Awsum keshet! teemwerk ftw!
wuz dat yur nawt sekkond reskyoo? yoo did verry well!
Thank u, Shensara and keshet
fankee
kant leev a cheezfren doun
Mr Snuggiez protektid Kitteh wen shi wuz yung …
.. nao Kitteh purrtekts Mr Snuggiez coz heez sew awld !!
Dreem awn, Mr Snuggiez
D’awwwwww so cute
Aw, sew kyoot!
~~SPLORT!~~~
MEDIC!!!
*gets CCC. scoopitee-scoops kittehkatcelias braynez up*
*rinss dem in sparklee lemon water*
*putz braynez in braynez cabitee*
*putz boenz bak in plas*
*raps hed in yelloe dukkietayp*
*snapz on CHRG/wdoi*
*leedz kkceliatu splort recobery room*
*raps kkcelia in wrm fuzzie bwankie adn gibs her hawt chawkolit adn chawklit maws. heerz sum tackses forums tu unsplort.*
ai did it!! ai haz neber unsplorted enneebudee befur.
*ai hoeps ai memberd ebryting*
YaY *frows konfetee*
weldun mamacat4!
obkorse yew memburd ebryteeng…mamacatz neber fail!
Tank u fur teh rescuu!
*waves tuxxie paw from under blankee*
This makes me want my blankie back *runs away sobbing and crying*
*pulls blankie frum under pillouz*
*tinks berry harb aboot givin blankie 2 geogypsy*
*shivers*
*tucks blankie bak in save plase*
ai sorrwy geogypsy – i haz to hab it
nawt de furst kitteh tu luv itty bitty teddeh bare – bucky <3 smacky!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenniferkubus/3543338791/
zomgz! Ai furgotted uhbout Git Fuzzee. ai lubzed dat kartuny. Bukee iz teh shiznit.
adn eye nebber ebber leebs him, cuz I lubs him
Really, really heartwarming.
I fully agree. And I’m sick AND pmsing so it made me sniffle a little too. xD
AWW
From a teeny tiny kitten to a big kitty
Aww a kute wittle newborn! and then there’s Mr.Disturbing!
awww, that reminds me of my kitteh and the teeny beany lobster my sister gave him when he was a kitten! d’awww!
Cutegasm!!
Awwww! I haz a teerz!
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
atomic squee!!!!!
So sweet… dangit, I think I have some dust in my eye.
I… I think I just had a cuteness overload, leading to cuteness nosebleed, from the cuteness aneurysm. Jegus!
It’s… oh my god.
Aifink dat kownts as a fulleh-internalyzed splort.
Ykno, lyke iffn u hoalds ur noaz wen u sneezez.
awwwwww!
nawwww… dats so kewt.
The cynic in me, says chances are Mr. Snuggie was replaced by a similar looking bear at some point.
that is one of the splortyest pix ever.
This kind of reminds me of Garfield and Pooky.
Is this your cat? If so we need to get it listed at youngme/nowme!