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oar ai ken kom bak latah?
I is noo at dis…
***SPLORT leblol elebenty awn dis kyootie!!!!***
uhgreed!
*SPLORT*
nauw STAWP dat!
ai has tu get awp eerlee tumorroe!
*Maneuwvahz teh CCC aroun tu teh uddah siyd awf teh LOL*
*sweepz up jk2kz branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf pomagranite*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
* snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds jk2k to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie riyt nex tu pj*
*gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while adn kontemplayt teh fone kall aiz gunnah giff yu at fife tumorroe!
whew, fankees catena!
*figgurs owt haow to lett catena sliip inn tewmaorrow wifowt boss noe-ing*
Heer’s a noat foar teh boss! u iz needed at hoam!
*Peeks up* Ohai, jk2kitteh!
ohai pj! haow r u?
Oh Oh Oh just like my babies! Sorry my lolspeak is not so good.
That is a tiny kitty cat.
skweeeee! yoo is sucha kyoot littlol reepur!
LOL! Heez da prim reepur.
*SPLORTS!*
dang it, pj! ai warnd yu!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up pjz branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf lehmin*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*
slapssnaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)**Leeds pj to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an tink abawt whai yu shud lissen tu warnenz!
Fanks, catena! *Yoinks bebbeh BC fer snuggles*
*Gentlee puts back*
Kitty looks like he needs a little TLC… some extra kibble soaked in milk. I volunteer to cuddle first.
Basement Kitten knows
cuteness is a benefit.
Better use it quick!
To KickahaOta on 9-26, 5:23PM: TYME SENSETIV!
O M F G !!!!!!!!! EBIL HAS A CUTEZ!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a gud tym to gib the pore underfed kitteh a cheezburger. Won kant taek soulz onna emptee stummik.
Ai agree….dis pore bebbeh luuks STARVDED!
*frows bebbeh BC sum soles….and sum sammuns and sum toonaz and sum sardeenz…adn sum Tic-Tacs*
AI WANT A SNUGGLE WIT TEH EEEEEEBBIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
*Handz byronius teh snugglol snorkle*
Daiv rite in!
AWW
You can take my soul, little kitty
You already have my heart
Just jump into my arms
Swoons at teh ebil cyootness….
*****SPLORT*****
Oh Noes! Teh Sarge iz dowyn!
*runs in wifakwiknessandaCCC*
wee-oh wee-oh!
*pic pic pic da braynez up*
*washifies da braynez in sparklee razzberree water*
*pac pac pac da brayez bak inna brayneum*
*rap rap raps wif dukky tape around da hed bonez*
*puts awn neu CHRG(wdoi)*
*raps da sarge inna fluffly Cheezmap blankee*
*gibs da sarge sum hot chokklit an a chokklit possum*
*excorts da sarge tu da splort recubbery ward*
Heer, has a VCR manuell tu luk an, an doan luk at anyfing cyoot fur awhile, okai?
WOT IZ TEH RECKORD furrr SPLORT-rescuez on any givben thred az ov dis date?
Dis gud time to get sum tasty supperz?
Mebbe nawt jus nao, kitteh — y nawt wate until after noms? We habs angel hair pasta and angel phood caek for noms — wud u liek sum?
Fankies, Flyingkai! U res-q was puurfect! feel much bettah now***tries to concentrate on VCR manuel . Especially gud choklit possum today! Very distractifying.
Oooh teh caek and pastah mayde of teh angels??
Oh noes! Is phood FOR teh Angels….we duz a spearmint to sees if bebbeh bc is al… lerg…alla.. habs teh sneezifications…
Den we dives in for snugglols!
Kitteh stole my heart right away. Such KYOOT ebil!
Great, now I ded from cute.
iz yu ded frum SPLORT, oar wifaot SPLORT?
well…beddah bring teh CCC jus in kayz!
*Mufez teh CCC ehroun yet ehgen*
*sweepz up teh branez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf jazzman*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds Edgewise to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie nex tu teh latus batsch (edjwyz, awf korse)*
*gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh will getz strawngurr wunss
wunss hurz steelz sum hartz!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh can maykz Hewinz duz
wuttebburr hutz watnz!!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh habz Majjikk Powahz
hiddun in hurz Purrz!!!
Jack.
Clappity clappity!
Fanks, KittyRoo andz catena!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh shoodz nebbur habz Baffz
oarnz layt nyte tyme snakkz!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh lubz t3h Chin Rubbinz
andz t3h Belleh Rubz!!
Smawll liddill Midnyte
Kitteh habz t3h Beeg Bloo Ieez
Prittee Wunz adoarz!!!
Jack.
Why iz ebil sew kyute ?
S~P~L~O~R~T!
Arrrrgg Ai iz ded!
O noes! catslave iz down nauw!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up slavish branez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf oranj(nawtpoyson)*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds catslave to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie nex tu awl teh uddahz*
*gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
luks up sleepily fru HGG and begins tew reed National healf program Doc ewe Mints..
feelz bedder already!
Catena yur doin great! Needs a shot of Brandee fur ursef?**Hands catena crystal shot glas***
*klappityklapklap*
YaY fur catena an flyingkai! Sabing us frum teh kyootness!!1!
Ai feelz muhch safur wif deez heeroez dribin teh CCC.
*pootz playt owt for demz (an for eberiwunz) uv speshul cuukeez, awl difrent kindz of nomnomnomity flaburz.*
I becha demz dunkz gud wif brandee *nuge nuge*
Fankees fur da cuukeez, shensara! *dips one inna brandee*
Dey iz berry gud cookees, Shensara!
***puts Brandee deecantur out for eberyone***passes teh crystal glasses round**clink clink
*clikety-clink*
Yew awr welkomz.
Ai em noo, an ai luk foarword to pla-eeng heerz.
puhleezd tu mee-chu.
Nize tu meetchu tew.**offurs teh floofy paw of teh frendship** iz faerly nu heer also…iz bery nize playce. Welcome
*akseps floofy frensheep paw, gibbeengz teh beeg grinz of teh cheshur*
YAY
Like dis?
or dis?
Hoepfulleh nawt
dat!
♪♫ If ur happeh adn ur ebil clap ur hands! *clap-clap!*
U can haz mai soles, and mai uppers, and mai layces – teh hole shoo am yurs, beyutimus bebbeh!
i juz wanz to kiss widdle faicy!!!!!!!
Aifink him cud ownlee tayk teh berry liddlol solez….him knawt ablol tu kerry ennyfing tutu hyooge yet….
Yah…himz wud tak dem solez wif teh quikness. I wached kittahs lyke himz on Kittahs101…dey bee yoinking tings and misch…misschib… um…be-eng nautee. dEY awl haff dos beeg eerz tu bee lisuneeng to eberyteeng. ai wont won.
Iz otay, gunnersmama. Aill helping him! Heer, aill take dese two, nd wow, lotsa harts n soles n splorts laying all ober heer! Otay! Aill poleece da aryea nad u gets da pore boi sum gushifoods wif sum creme, otay? We kneads to bild up hiz strengf! Den heel kneadz a larj nappy time butt nawt to worry, I iz hear to take out hiz lite work!
Lawz yesh! Luuk at dem hyoog eyesis! Remines me ob maiseff wen ai wuz eben tinier!!
It… It’s the cat from Coraline! As a baby! Oh my goodness *faints*
ai hopes dat whoeber took dis piktur took tel pur liddle kitteh hom wif dem!
if dey deednt…i can haz?
*snorglol*
Ohai cheezfrenz….ai comez in layte az yooshooal. Iz nite owel. Hao ebreewun tunite?
Shhhh….iz Sundae nite an ebreewun pree parin foar werk (pleh) tumarrow. Juss cuz yu (‘Niser) nawt werk ennymoar duzz nawt meen dat yu nawt shudd habs respeck foar dohz dat du. Shhhhh…..peeps sleepin!!
No, nawt sleepin yet.
Papa nawt wurkin yet neeber, leest nawt fur muneez…
*wispering* Ohai ‘Niser! u wuz goned wen I got sum ob ur nomilishius brunch dis morning. Yum! Thx berry muches!
I hopeses u is fein–I iz 2–just berry sweepy. Nitey nite zzzzzz
Nitey nite, tttb! Ohai, niser an AP! I juss got back here.
Ohai pjp! Ai bin surfin rownd a bit, den peekd bkk in tu see wuts up.
Dids you hassa show tonite?
Nope… last nyte wuz teh last.
Dey wuz tayrin daon teh set tuday, but ai stayd hoam tu rekubber frum mai sikkyness. Ai will help owt negst weekend.
ai peeks in an goze owt tu. ai shuld go tu beddybye suun syns ai hasta wurk tumorroh.
hai hai *waves*
ai em uh niyt prowlor tu, speshuli ef ai kan haz gud nappy tyme lyke teh kittahs en dis lol.
woopzi! dat wuz teh uderwun lol wif kittahs nappeeng.
*hayngz hed en shaym*
kitteh killz wif kyootness.
yur soles iz taken by default.
Ai nawt sleepin yet ‘Niser but mebbe soon. Ai hope u hadz a gud weekend! Ai sur did! Went to a weddin awn a yawt in de Nooport Harbur yesserdai. Fud nawt so gud butt full bar made it bettur!
can ai has your sole nauw !
um, whut egzakkery u gonna du wiffit iffn ai duz?
Tihs wil nawt bi teh “sole” time yoo heer tihs
coz babee bc iz berri pullyte !!
So den, we nawt hazza goast ob a chanss tu eskayps?
No, Ai wud nawt ex spectre sew !!
Whut if ai abyde bai teh spirit ob teh law, if nawt teh letter ob it?
(such a kyoot midnyte kittin has wun mai hart alreddeh!)
If hi wonts yor sole hims goen tu get it !! Duz nawt matta hao yoo flip or flop; do wotteber yo shoes !!
Hmm, ai gess derz nawt menny shaydz ob gray heer.
Kyoot midnyte kitteh has bin gobblin our harts.
Good news…if you look at the source of the photo
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ilovemac
You’ll see that the kitten and his/her tabby sibling were raised by this person. They were skinny kitten but were bottle-fed and grew up to be very healthy and well-loved. Yay!
Yay indeed! Thanks for sharing the happy follow-up! (Kitteh looked like he was trying on his Halloween costume–gonna pretend to be “Famine” from teh Four Kittehs ov teh Apokollyps?–but the newer pictures show sleek, shiny, healthy-looking cat.)
dat’s gewd tu heer! sucha lukkee purrsun tu has sucha kyoot kitteh tu lewk aftur!
Thanks, feel better about the pic now. That looks like one starved kitten.
Deres no ebil in des ittle koot black kitteh. he’s so tweet an just needs luv. I lub him already!
Ai kno. Ai reely gettin tyrd ob teh hoal “bc is ebil” meem.
nitee nite cheezfrenz an mai suun to be noo cheezfrenz.
*smielz az hurz leebz teh rum*
Gnyte shensara… sleeps well!
(Pulls on extra super strength CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Awww, c’mon, who’s a big sweetie-sweet, yes u are!
(Hugs kitteh)
Purrrrrrrr
duz yoo need sum eggstra dukky tayp, D-R?
If that little baby is evil, I’m converting. Seriously, cookies AND this?
daww, dis little kitty can haz mai sole anytimes he wantz.
Basement kitteh too Qte – hed ‘sploded!!
Itteh bitteh basement kitteh
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Recaption: “Stavation sucks. Trust me on this.”
So cewt! i wuv deh widdle baesmnt kitteh!
I agree with AngelPlume, I too is getting tired of BC being ebil. I have a big black bootiful kat dat is wonderful and no ebil.
you are soooo cute, you can have my soul, and my neighbors’ souls, and my relatives…
I have a big black handsome cat man, who is Mr. Loves Everybody, we are OK with the idea of “basement cat” as it makes “feline of evil” a joke, defusing a stupid-human belief.
A good time? Why, yes!
u kan haz mah soul. ai don need it anehmoar. u kan haz mah heart 2