
cat rule 67# whats yours is theres and whats theirs is theirs
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cat rule 67# whats yours is theres and whats theirs is theirs
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Aifawt dat wuz rool nummer wun. Ebryfing belong tu kitteh.
Congrats, AP! Ai thort it wuz #1, #2, #3……..#infinitee!
An dat’s juss teh waye itz gunna bee! Congratz awn yoar solo AP! Ai iz maykin Sundae brunch wif eggz, hamm, hashbraonz, wheet toast wif homemayde razberrie jam, cawfee wif creem an jooce. Helpz yoarseff!
Fankeez anni adn ‘Niser! Mmmm…brunch! *nom-nom-nom!*
Fanks furr teh karefully wurded komment awn teh “cheez platter” AP! Kudnt hav sed it betturr maiself
U gibbd meh teh purfikt setup!
Ai wuz abowt tu say sumfin lyke hoo pikks deez fabrits anywayz, but wen ai saw hao dat wudnt has bin nyse, ai juss sed nuffin insted.
Ohai ‘Niser! Yummee! Fankee fur da noms.
*nomnomnom*
Ai lubs brunch!! Mai faborite fing tu habs awn uh Sundae mornin. Oh, ai bedder goe feedz teh hubcat nao, bai cheezland!
taht IS rule 1, but dis b rule 67, when you gets a new kitteh
And I fawt rool nummer too was “see rool nummer wun”.
Mai PC iz habbin a go slo! Fink Ai”l gib up an goe fyned sumfin fur mai dinnur! Bai!
the pikchure do not show other four kittehs IN teh bed…
Wot’s yor’s in myn an wot’s myn’s my oen!
Eben if ur teh wun brotted it hoam.
Wuns teh nip-toy hits teh fluur, doan try taykin it bakk.
Kitteh: hooman, you knows i sed what’s mine be yowrs
Hooman: yes
Kitteh: I lied
Noooo! Kitteh nawt lyez! Is juss dat, sumtymz, teh truff chaynjez.
basement cat maed him lie
Kittehz’ Hewminz amz
so jennurruss andz dayz nawt
eeben knoez itz yet!
Hewminz’ sleepeengz room
habz lawtza playssez Kittehz
canz chooz 4 Napz Tyme!!
Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eever hii oarz
shii… Doan’t U getz it?!!!
Jack.
Heer is a sawft playse.
Ai lykes sawft playsez tu naps.
Dis be mai sawft playse.
Moov along hoomin. No rooms for yu heer. Go sleepz on da couch. An doan go tekkin ar blankie, neether!
I would just LOVE to go to bed with those two kitties
Why don’t you take a seat over there.
its only #67? its ferret rule #1
its cat rule 67#. but. cat rule 56#= see rule 67. and rule 1
Kittehz az kool az teh uther side of teh pillowz!
Clearly someone did not get the memo on who’s bed it was.
ob corse, iz teh kittehs bed.
so iz evreefing else.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/23/funny-pictures-less-floor-polish-plz/#comment-224354
How do you spell a word correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence?
thank you.
“correctly, incorrectly”stn
{{{{TWJ}}} It takes imagination, determination, creativity, inventiveness and perversity, among other things.
Luuks lyke sumwun needs tu klikk on teh link at teh tawp ob teh payj, unner “Hey, what’s with all the misspelled words?”
Fynd teh funneh adn run wiffit, doan nitpik bowt stuffs lyke spellin.
Only it wasn’t some lolcat speak mashup, it was an improper use of “there” in a sentence which was mostly grammatically correct.
i thank you for pointing out my failings
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Runawayfae, Katyluvcat, nicewitch, lolzirish an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid yummy cuppy caeks wif fansee frostings, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, and the tradishunal sunny day game ob troll-hed crokay! teh crokay balls are paynted to look like troll heds, an wen yoo wakk them wif teh crokay malelts they make funny troll-y noyzes! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, wind-up dansing toy lolephants, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikker swif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Yay! Happee birfday tew awl the birfdai peeps!
*taiks a noyzeemaker* Fweep Fweep FWEEEEEEEEP
Happee Burfday foks! *waks a troll-hed crokay ball wif malet!*
*winds up awl teh dansing lolefants an waches dem go*
Happy burfday, Nicewitch!!! I hope u hab a lubbleh day, filled wif caeks an shampers!
an hippo burdseye to every otter burfday peep too!
*noms sum caek and sends a troll hed into the bloo yonder*
Habbie Buffday to Nicewitch nd awl teh otter peeplols
!!
Ooo, wind-up dansing lolephants ….
!!
*
* PB winds up a lolephant by twisting itz tayle … o.O
RUNN FAW YOR LIFE
* sneeks bak nd taiks sum cuppy caeks faw layter *
Thx Burfday Fairy
Happeh birfingday birfday peeps! *goez owt tu krokay feeld*
Hmm, ai nawt remembur seein deez kinda bawls befoar.
Ai wunder whut kinda troll dey is? *tayks a bawl adn mallit*
*WHAKK!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . o
If teh only kommints ai mayk ar complaynts bowt abyoos, duzzit mayk meh a troll?
Whuts dis? A troll dat nawt kno its a troll? Lets gib it anubber whakk.
*WHAKK!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . o
Go ahedd adn cawl meh a troll, but ai hastu sez dat aifink dis kitteh…
Otay. Ur a troll. Be klebber or funneh or begawn wiffyoo.
Maaahm! Come pull teh kumferter up an tuck uz inn!
Am I the only one that is wondering how they could have possibly used “there” incorrectly and then, in the same sentence, used “theirs” correctly twice?
yup.
Caek, ennewun?
is more leik nawt cayring.
thxfurtehcaek!
Their, their, yung fiend !! Its thair tu confyuze yoo !!
* semes tu hab wurkt *
nope, I’m bothered by that same thing!
… adn free moar bawls rumblol daon teh shoot tu teh krokay rakk.
Ow! Iz not a troll! Iz be a lang-widg teecher and it be ingraned!
*runs from mallet coming towards head*
*has a comfyoozd, luuks upfred*
No, u nawt troll. U mayk funneh reply tu mai nawt-sekund commint.
Adn it wuz in purfikleh gud lolspeek.
Besydz, we nawt hittin akshual trolls heer, juss trolly-hedd bawls.
Ai wuz refurrin tu teh free spell-chekker trolls so far awn dis lol.
Langwidj teechurz offin can respekt dat lolspeek is a lingwistik challinj, rekwyring grayt skill adn klebberneff tu du ryte.
Teh kynd ob skill dat cums nachurleh tu kittehs, ob kors.
But Iz be boffered bai da wrong usij of there they’re and their. *hangs hed in shame*
I wantz to taik mai red pen sumtimez. Nawt fur lolspeek, but for tings like there… etc.
Ai agreez iffn teh hoal fing wuz in lolspeek, wud be betterer.
Wen dey mayks dem in playn ingerlish wiff errorz, is harder tu defend, adn is moar a sad reflekshun ob owr tyme. But aifink teh poynt is dat heer, we lets it pass, adn goez fur teh funneh, nawt fur teh korrektifyin.
Adn fur teh rekurd, wut bovered meh moast wuz teh 67-pownd, ravver den nummer-67. But ai holds mai tong.
My hooman going to bed now. He complayning about ‘werk’ toomorrow and sez he would love cheezeland to be reel place so we can all stay there in teh sunshine and tall grass and bluebells reeding books and drinking of the cherry cola.
Iz starting to get cowld and so he put huge, thick winter blanket on to the bed for first time in many munths. Smudgie and Bella and Ruby climbs on board. Human wakes in middle of night end sez ‘I can’t move’.
Well, goodnites, Cheezeland. Ai is hopes yew has a good sleep and owr howsehold wishes your famblies peace and health and nice surprizes.
xxx
AS
Kittehs iz dreamin of ice cream with crow!
Geez, you got “theirs” right twice. Why not all three times?
Kos teh fuelish cawnsistersee bees teh hobbul-gobbuller ob teh littlol myends.
*happlee wandurs awf tu nomming cuppycaeks wif hur frends, an wind-upp teh hoel hurd ob lolefints*
Luk owt, ebreebuddee – STAN PEEED!!!
Trollz awr teh pleh…enluss day awr crowkay bawl trollz an wee kan wakity-wakwak demz.
>.<
Sumtymz teh burfday fayree lets sum owt ob teh burfday goodiez faktry for a day ob whakk-a-troll. Eben moar funs den krokay.
Howeber, any violenss, eben agenst trollz, tarnishez teh frenleh naychur ob cheezland, adn gibs dem a littlol viktoreh. So we stikks tu teh sunny-day krokay gayms wayr we juss laffs at deyr silleh sayings, adn onleh hits dem inna hedds on wakk-a-troll day (wich duzznt hurt dem muchly, kuz der hedds ar so hard adn empteh).
yepyepyep yew r sew riyte.
Fankyoo, AngelPlume…ai triee to rimembur.
ai ownlee wannew habz funnehz wif awl obz yew.
I can has comfee.
Kitteh math: If kitten haz two pillows and hooman wants one, how many pillows will kitteh hav left? TWO!
lol – lurv this.
Pillas – bestus hooman invenshun evar.
Sooo…just like a woman then? (let the flaming begin!)
Dippendz – duz yu gots lawts ob gud stufs?
*luks kalkyoolaytinglee hoepful*
Where was this pic takun?
Srsly, THOSE ARE MY CATS!
Pls cntact me!
I only put the captions in.
I dont take the pictures
I wasnt in your house ¬_¬