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Ai aer teh moast ‘portunt fing in ur lief, rite?
Goez wifaot sayen, kitteh!
Butt(!) ‘conga ratz, anni!’ mus be sed!
GMTA, anni!! Kitteh IZ teh moast imporetint fing foar shur!
Congaratz awn yoar tye, anni an catena. Ai gawt distractified an tyred ob reefroshin!
Thx fur teh congrats!
Oh yesh! Conga ratz annipuss! Yew iz rite! Cleer calendur, awl ur planz iz belongs to kitteh!
1. Fede kitteh
2. Pet kitteh
3. Fede kitteh
4. Let kitteh slepe
5. Fede kitteh
6. Fede kitteh
7….
7. Kleen Box
8. Fewtily atemt to find close wivout kitteh hares for wurks
9. Pet kitteh
10. Ajust blinds for kitteh cumfurt
11…
12. Let kitteh owt
13.Let kittehin
14.Let kitteh owt
15. Let kitteh in
16.Por glarss ob wyn!
17.Let kitteh owt.
18.Let kitteh sit awn dorstep wyl yu hold dor open, lettin awl teh heet owt wen yu has oenlee juss putted teh he tin on tilyu get bord an shut dor
19. Let kitteh in!
20…..
7. admire kitteh’s lubblee shinee furz
8. Let kitteh slepe
9. wyle kitteh slepes, fyned him’s toiz dat aer unner teh frij
10. ….
O mai toiz! Mai sparklee ballz!
*batt batt batt*
NOES!!!
*reech reech reech unda fridj*
Merouwwwwwww……
Iz ai nawt moast imporetint fing in yoar lyfe?
♪cat’s in the cradlol and the silver spoon…
littlol boi blu adn teh man in teh mune
Littlol boi bloo an teh mann in teh moon,
Wen yu comin hoam, Mom? Ai dunno wen,
Butt (!) weel get tugezzer den,
Yu noez weel habs uh guud thyme den!
Ooh, we’s nawt singged taht in yeers! We yuse to sing it lots heer…..ah, me; Ai rememberer it well, teh guddole dais!
Ai lubs taht sawng…Harreh Chaypin wuz mai furst cuzzin. Tihs sawng iz abowt hiz daddeh, Jim cuz he wuz alwayz away doin drummin tings.
Reely? Hee wuz sew talinted, such grate songs!
Aifinkso taht wun iz wun uv teh most sad sawngs eber
wow, datz intrusten, fae!
ai lubbd Harrehz sawngz! (Dis sawng iz ehbowt eh plais kald Watahtown, Neuw Yahk. Ai spent eh weke dere won aftanune…)
Honust Injun! Izfureal. Ai nebber new Harreh butt ai new hiz mom & dad. Tehy libed in LawngiLand, Noo Yawk. Ai nawt leik tehm sew much butt ewe can-knot pick ur fambily. Ai alwezz felt bad taht hiz dad wuz nawt sew nyce, aktually.
Ai haz a srry, kitteh. Ai knowed ai wuz furgettin sumfin, but ai kuddint put mah paw onnit.
*tosses non-kitteh-relaytid plans*
*replaces wif kitteh-relaytid plans*
Beddur?
hrmph. well, I’ll think about it. *thinkthinkthink*Got any shrimp? That would make me feline better.
*nod* *nod* Dat kin be arraynjified.
Kuukin shrimps iz awlwaiz a kitteh-relaytid aktivitee in mah howse. Skimble insists upon it!
Iz liek eeting and beefing- so automatik ai nawt need to rite it down, rite?
would you like some Cheeez to go with yr whine?
Um- I ment breeving- but will admit to de whining tew- nom noms de cheez. Thnx Mary O!
this be like me and my hooman. Eggsept filofax belongs to me.
*pop*
*arrives on ICHC after catching up with adorable’s blog entrees*
you rly are adorable, smudgie.
I iz rimaindid uv kummershul frum serbul yeerz ugo:
“Mawmee, wen kan I b a klaiyent?”
O, an sins it seemz I haz a burfdey tudey, pleez n-joi d-lishuz selebrutoree chawklit frawstid yelo kaek.
Happi birfdai!!
Happee burfday LOLDemon!! An fankees foar teh deelishimuss caek tu! Ai haz brawt sordid flayberred kawfeez an teez tu warsh it daon.
Mmmm. I wil haz Forbiddun Dans Frahpoocheeno, plz.
Fank u! N-joi teh kaek!
Hapi Burfdae!!!!
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Up, up an awey-ey…
♫ Happee happee birfdai..tew uuuuuuu!♫ *jazz pawz*
Klappity!
i za has a plan……. how about hugs fridegg
sownds guud!
*hugs kitteh*
*hugs eagleghostwind*
*hugs all cheesefrends*
Otay, kitteh, heer R awl teh planz ai has foar yu tuday:
Awww, yu shur R kyoot, say dis lawts ob thymes
Brushin tu mayke yoar cote beeyootimuss
Cownt teh wayz ai lubs yu
Dans, dans, dans teh kitteh conga
E…
Eetin cheezburgurz. I wil haz teh wuns wif teh tawpinz u doan’t liek.
Faindin awl teh vareeyus trezhurz u haz stoard uwey undur teh kowch.
Gardenin. Teh katnip plantz awlmoast redee tu harvist.
Hugz, fr az lawng az u wil tawlerayt.
I…
Investagaten wut yur wining abawt nauw
Jugglen yur sparklee bawlz fur yur amoosmunt
Knitten yarn, lettun yu plae wif it
Luken at yu lubbenlee
Maken teh gushee fudz
N…
Noms, provydin lawts ob
Openin canz
Preparin toona
Quiklee settin daon foar kitteh kunsumpshun
R…
Nebber ebber bein awt of kitteh’s sight
Open door, close door, open door, close door
Plentimous poofy plushy cushions for kitteh, online shoppin for
Quickness, plays wifa
…this reminds me of the stray kitteh i’m rehabbing …someone in her past forgot to include her in their plans for about five years, just left her at the apts we are in and moved away. We just got her to sleep in teh bed where good little kittehs are supposed to recharge after a long day of soaking up sunbeams thru the widnows.
Teh kittehz weesh tu prizent u wif Goaldin Cheezburgr Uhward fr teh wunnerful fingz u du tu halp kittehkaind an n-krees kitteh sunbeem konsumpshun.
Kitteh is alwayz part of plans. No needs to rite it down.
Eggzaktly.
Oh noes, kitteh, you has a rong! Cuddlin kitteh IZ my plans for teh day!
This looks so much like my cat that I feel guilty for being on the computer. I’m going to go right now and see whether there’s anything she needs.
Letz me ree-frayz dat…
Hoomin, yu iz part ob mai planz tudai. Yu will put awey ur hoomin toyz an maek me ur fowcul poynt. We startz by remoobin dis plannin lawg tu de trash…
Kitteh, u is always Nawt Sekkund on the agenda.
Beautiful one you got!
*cleers calendur. pensills kitteh in*
Sew rite kitteh. We haz ownlee short tiemz together, must maekz mowst ov it.
Must nawt taek kittehz luv fur grantehd!
Y I NOT PORTANT?!?!?!?