The ways of The cat are Mysterious ..but anyone who’s ever owned a cat for longer than half an hour could have predicted this.
ya, eben ai cudda solvd dis wun.
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Eggspekt teh uneggspektd!
kitteh haz a crankee taht u put ur stuffs in ‘hiz’ baskit!
Conga rats on nawt seccund, bluesfan473! Aifink taht kitteh has teh mos byuteful eyez!
fanks! yesh, kitteh bery beyewtiful!
Yup, him luuks crankee.
*frows confettee fur bluesfan* Congakitteh!
conga ratz, bf!
fanks, guize!
*batbatbats teh confette*
E nig mah, U R kitteh!
desyr fur bed iz enverselee proporshunlol tu siez awf bed!
doan axe doan tell.
axe me noe kwestyunz, aisle tell yu noe liez
Kitteh will lie tew yu ennyway.
speshulee wen kitteh iz ly-ink awn ur kleen lawndree!
“Ai iz nawt on kleen lawndree. Ai is on mai new bed. Yur skreemin is disturbin mai nap.”
Das how it wurks wiff kittehs. Iz furr me? Done wannit. Nawt furr me? Wannit!
dats a kitteh. ai bot nuu pilwoez fur mai hubcat adn mee adn spot ssawd dem on mai bed adn got on topp ub wun adn wen tu sleeep. nawt de oald pilwoez, de nuu pilwoez. sumzhoaw de awlwaez noe.
Mai kittehs knoe teh difference between blakk dress pants an owld swetpants. Dey onlee sit awn teh blakk pants. Oar teh cleen swetter. Oar teh silk frowpillows.
An, de wyte kittehz onli laiz on de blakk panz an teh blakk kittehz onli laiz on teh wyte panz. De multy-culler kittehz haz awl teh basiz cubberd. Awl ur panz ar blong tu mii. Awl ur swedurs ar mai bedd.
Tiz tru. Wehn Ai put on teh whyte shirt, blakk kitteh comez up all lovee, rubz all over teh shirt (nao grey instedda whyte). Put on teh dark navibluu shirt? Blakk kitteh haz a nawt interestid. Wanderz off. Tehn teh tuxee kitteh wiff teh white bellih jumps up on teh lapp, rub rub on teh dark shirt. *Sigh.*
Awww – it jus meenz dey lubz u!
Ai’m shur yu ar ryte. Ohai nightshayde! Yur abatart kitteh looks loveli this autumn. (Ai had to expand teh littlol pixure to see taht hellokitteh was holdin an applol… at nawt sekond Ai thot it wazza kookie!) Kyoot!
Fankies fur ur kind werdz, Lungdoc. It seemed liek tiem to moov on frum mah tropiclol abatart (tho teh wevver heer iz supposed to be liek summertiem again ober the week-week-weekend).
It kud be an applol cookie dat she iz holding!
Ai haz mah Hallolween abatart awl reddee to go, but ai will wayt until October Nawt Sekkund to put dat wun up.
Yez! An dey knoez jus hao to rub de part ob teh kitteh bodee wif de oppozit culler harez from de cloze culler ontu yur shurtz & panz! Iz mazing! Blakk on tawp/wyte undercarriage kitteh go belleh down on blakk panz ebry tiem. Nawt considurit an lay awn bakk!
*nods hed* yep.
re: unexpected ways of the cat – we do not own cats. They own us!
Taht iz mai motto!
dat iz sew tru.
what is this “owned” thing you speak of?
Kittehs r liek womin
E nig mah ref. GMTA, Goatman! Flooofy paw uv frenship, BTW!
Catnip toy: $7.98
Cat tower with hidden sleeping area : $125.00
Old auto parts box with a worn T-shirt she considers a blanket and wine cork my cat actually plays with: Priceless
Kitteh DOES NOT WANT comershul stuffs
tu tru!
Yep, I’m also thinking that the lid on the “bed” could come down and trap kitteh for a trip to the vet.
Kitteh’s aren’t dumb. I’ve got two now who won’t go into the cat room while I’m in there because I used “breakfast” as a trick to catch them for the vet.
Rawburt A. Hynelenn
sez; “Wimmunz andz Catz will doo
az day pleez. Men andz
Dawgz shoodz getz yoost 2
itz” Berreh wyze wurdz from
t3h Sye~Fye Massturr!
Wayrz Kitteh deesydez
2 currlz up oarz taykz a Napz
deependz awn Kitteh!!
Coodz beez coazee. Coodz beez
Warwm Spawt. Coodz beez Bawkz Ubz Rawkz.
Dat’s up 2 Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Ddi nawt noe Haynlyne
Wuz teh won hu has sed dat.
Lump wimun adn katz!
Ai luv Rawburt A. Hyneline.
He iz so intellijenz.
And smart abowt teh kitteehs. N teh wimmenz.
See – nauw we diffah.
He iz grayt writah – no dowt!
Butt(!) wimun – shuddah!
LOL speke
He’s definitely got too much of a 50′s attitude towards women for my complete enjoyment.
LOL speke
mai ‘awf’ and ‘awn’ desepeerd!
Catena, ai agreez wit u. Rawburt A. Hyneline wuz wun ob mai faborit awwthurs, butt(!) mosely teh urly stuf. Hiz laytur stuf gotz two muchly religeen an tew mush ob whut u say ob attitood to wimenz. Lub hiz boocks ritten four teenz.
in my life i haz had menny kittehs and seberal goggies. each had der oan purrsonalitees, each was beri defurant frum de udder- BUT one ting dey haz in common- NAWT WANT da store-bot bed ! no sirree! Goggies awl want to sleep wif me on my bed at night, or wif me in my chair when i be TV ing or computing kittehs awl want beri small mt boxes, or top ob da bookcases, or sink or inside left-open drawers!
Mos strayngis kitteh bed choozings I eber seed wuz, a fren had orinj kitteh bebbeh hoo had lebinty bedz butt deside tu shleep on sharp priklee kaktis plant. Bent awl teh kaktis leefs flat an waller on dem. Benchually kitteh groe too big fur plant pot an forsd tu shleep in soff comfi kitteh bed! (Til dey buyz him biggur kaktis.)
Chuck Norris kitteh injoys teh spykeeniss!
We hadda littlol tortie who luvved to curl up in a frying pan on teh stoev. She fit innit purrrrfektlee.
Mah littlol Dusty yoosta roost in teh silk flowrz wich wuz in vases on tawp uv teh piano.
I’ve found Shadow squinched behind the food bowls to get a sunny spot. The other day I found Canolli on top of a box. The only constant between them is Canolli will usually want Shadow’s spot. And he will clean her till she moves!
I saw this on reddit!
Too True!
Misory eat at branz lik zoomby.
Das basskit hazza LID! Kitteh nawt stoopid. Him gets innit, nex fing u no, it’s off to teh v-e-t!
I wud nawt sleeps in box wif lid on it eethur. Speshully a lid dat wud fallz on hed when I moves.
Wun duz nawt ownz teh kitteh, teh kitteh ownz U!
hi im new.
Thousands of years ago Cats were worshiped as Gods,
Cats have Never Forgotten this,, so whatever they want
they get !
hahahahahahhahahahaha…. rotfl