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Ware’z mai shaer?
Conga-rats anni!
Thx flyingkai!
arrr! ryet heer!
eh fiyn kuppa rum fur eh fas wensch!
*bang..bang…bang*
lemme jest post dis heer
ai emeowd teh hicheezes ta uther day bowt teh noo feetchur abilin peeps hoo haz email dresses to find cheezpeeps secrit eyedinty..dis teh reply:
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Hooray for understanin hed cheezies!
Fankees, willyboy, foar commu….komyoo….foar tellin teh hicheezes ower konsernz!
Itz rite heere Ani. I haz yore cheezeburger.
Thx, but Ai wuz hoepin fur sum rum!
Cumming rite up….spyced oar nawt spyced??
*whisperz* Ai prifurr it in mai hawt chokklitt. Nawt berree pyratiklol!
Noe, butt (!) yummee nun teh less. Heer yu goe, dis shud gibz yu uh warm glo.
Thx ‘Niser! We aer habbin warm daiz, but wuns teh sun goez doun it gets berree chillee!
Dis ickwe kitteh don needs treshire! lookie ish ickwe mouf, he been eetin too many cheesburgerz and no wipin hish face afterwards!
*Froze kornfetteez in anni’s genrul direckshun*
Yay an woot!
Thx! Nawt shore we haz been interdoosed! Plz 2 assept mai floofee paw in frenship!
*Accepteen floofee paw an shaykin et wiffahappytayl*
Ai bin lurifyin butt(!) am gettin a bit braver.
Yu uh cupple ob dayz layte, littlol wun.
Ima rekommend ebrywun apply teh industreeyul-strengf ducky-tayp tu dere CHRG’s. Dis pyrit kitteh hab teh eggstra kyootz….!!
datz fur suyr! adn tu eey patchus, tu!
Ohai gunnersmama, fanks foar teh hedds up, aifink lukking doanfred dat sumwun nawt heedz yoar warning. Ai donut beweeve we haz mett.
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Nyce tu meetchu!!
See whahoppen wen dey doan lissen??
Berry pleezed tu kayk yer kwaintins Niser. Az ai tole Anii, ai bin lurkifyin butt(!) tu shy tu joyn in.
*Shayks paw wiffahyoogesmyle*
Yesh, ai noez hao dat iz. Ai lurkd foar uh lawng thyme befoar gettin upp teh kurrij tu plae in cheezlan. Welkum tu dis happytayle playce!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Armeetoad an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif (ooh, look, iz anovver pierat theem!) fansee blakk pierat hats wif foofy fevvers, fansee pierate swords (but not too sharp), sekrit trezure maps, kandee, an talking boblolhed toy parrits!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Fankees burfday fairy!
*Unfoldz sekrit trezure map, putz pie rat hat awn hedd an tawlkin boblolhedded toy parrit awn showlder*
Arrrghhh, mayteez, iz thyme foar us tu fynde sum berried trezure!!!
* duz piratey jig wif ‘Niser*
Well, den, how ’bout munches and noms?
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! SPLORT!
Oh noez, mc4 iz down!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, mc4.
*Leeds mc4 tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
fanks ‘niser. ai needed dat. *sawry id touk mee sew lon tu ansr, bud ai tu leev adn jus noaw got bak* ai hadda gud rest.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up mamacat4′s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fanks annipuss. ai iz geddin beddr noaw.
Flooffee McWaytless,
t3h notoaree~uss Pye~ritt
wawntz a Skurrvee Dawg!
Flooffee McWaytless
habz t3h hook, eereengz andz hat.
Naow himz needz a shipp!!
Flooffee McWaytless
cawnkurrz himz ennemmez wiff
Lebbill Nyne Kewtness!!!
Cap’n Jack.
Cap’n Jack? You are more teh Mikado Jack of teh poyetrees to me!
“Floofee McWaytless” indeed. *snork*
Arrrrgh! I be Captain Sparroweater! Bring yer rumz, wenchez adn noms fer me en me heartiez!
Dis’un’s a cupple daez laet…Mew liek Pyerit Dae wuz 2 daez ago! ARRRR!!!
uuu mah hert goes pitapat! Kin ai b ur whench, Captian Spawworeater?
Cap’n Sparroweater be known for de pillugin en de plunderin…are ye sure ye be wantin’ ta be hiz wench? :-O
oo yeh dat cutie kin plunder me ennytime ;-D
I hazd a parrut but aye eated himz…
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This cat may have a pierced ear and a hook was put in its hand. I think this photo could imply certain animal cruelty. I can has cheezburger is for cat lovers and nobody who loves cats would make them feel uncomfortable or even inflict pain in them for the sake of making a funny picture.
I suggest this page be removed.
Thank you
Has yu nebber herd ob PhotoShop? Ai werked in teh magazeen industree foar yeers, an ai’m heer tu tellz yu, teh earring, teh hook, an prolly eeben teh hatt wer awl shopped awn tu dis littlol wun. Sheesh, tayke uh deep breff an chill, foar ceiling cat’s sayke.
Noe animullz wer harmd in teh Fotoshopping ob dis pikchoor!!
????
dis sum noo tipe ob troll? teh fotoshoppis ignoramus troll prehaps?
anyhoo… CAEK inna brakeruem!!!
Somtimes wun wishes yu cud taek teh Trollus Agitatimous an gently leed tehm by teh hand to a dark, kwiet plase. An shut teh door on tehm.
Ooh! Rumcake in teh braek rume!!!! Wif butteryskotsch frostings!
*eerz prik up* RUM CAEK???? I’ll b rite dere!!!
*instantly appeerz in breake room*
NOM NOMM NOMN OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!
uuuuurrrrrp!!!
skewz mii!
Dat wuz delishus!!!
Fankeez!!!
**diskreetlee handz teh cween a ShamWow**
Yoo gots sum schmutz…..
Yesh, yesh, wee haz teh jurman choklitt cayke, teh deelishus add-uh-pownd-tu-yoar-hipps powndcayke wif strawberree saus, oar teh ebber popyooler karat cayke wif cweem cheez frawsting. Injoy, ebrrewun!!
Duz yew haz choklitt Kaluha cheesecake tew? Wif teh beootyful choklitt leevz and fresh berrez?
*Wipez teh drule frum hurz mouf*
Ai nawt habs dat kynd, butt (!) ai noez ware ai kann gett sum. Bee rite bak!
*Getz in carr an dribes tu teh Lunds awn teh cornurr wifuhkwikness*
*Comez bak in wif choklitt Kaluha cheezcayke wif choklit leevz an fresh berrez, minus wun peece*
Ai gotz stawped foar speedin, butt (!) ai manijed tu tawlk teh nyce occifer owt ob uh tikkee.
Did yew gibes him a byte of teh cayke? LOL! Haz anudder peace wif me! Ai gotz sum port whine tew go wif teh cayke! *pourz two widdle glassez uv port an offurz sum to ‘Niser.*
Ai gaebz himm uh hole peece. Nawt needz dat awn mai rekkerd!
Oooh, port! Dis bee uh dekadint treet, fankyu soe mush!
An ware R mai mannerz? We haz nawt propurrlee mett. *Extenns floofee paw ob frenship* Nyce tu meetchu!
Ai haz no mannurz eder when ai sawz cayke an port! *Taykes floofee paw ob frenship in own floofee paw* Berry nayce tu meet yew too! Ai taykes a long tyme to repli cuz lolspeak nawt come ez yet. *blushys in emberrysmint*
Dis bee otay. Beefoar lawng, it bee yoar firss langwij.
I am a graphic designer and I know an obviously “shopped” photo when I see one. For those that don’t have PhotoShop experience, let me just tell you that this was very easily “shopped” and it looks cute! I’ve had to PhotoShop harder stuff than that!
Yez, it’z prolly nawt eezy maikin teh uglee peeplol pritty
!!
SPICE MUST FLOW!
My thoughts exacty. It’s a Fremen kitty.
Ai wuz gunna sai Fremen kitteh iz purrtendin too be pyrat! Yoo beet mee too it!
**comez in warin wench costoom**
Duz dis werk, kitteh?
Oh, red, yu luuk berry feching. C’mon, der’s cayke in teh brake ruum.
Fanks, ‘Niser.
Wonder ifn dere be red velvit caek. Dat’s my fabrit.
‘Niser, wif dis costoom, I nawt luukin to fetch sumfin.
Catch mebbe, butt nawt fetch.
*Runz tu kichen. Wippz upp red’s faborite redd velvit cayke wifuhkwikness*
Ta da, fresh frum teh ovin!! Helpp yoarseff!
Ooooh, fankees!
**nomnomnomnomnom**
Dat kitteh had beddr wach owt fur teh poop dek cawz teh poop dek getz reeeeeel poopie.
Aw, crap.
Whoze doody izzit to kleen it up?
*luuks at ceeling, whissulz*
Teh goggies ob korse!!
Ohai kittehs
Ohai, taya!
**hedbonks**
How yoo doin?
Ohai mai Princess!!
*boops Taya’s noze*
Guud tu seez yu heer tuday!
i can has faberit button? ai can has faberitbutton awlso fer ‘y dun u taek me seriously?’ lol? purrteh pleeeeezzzz?
I see a favrit buttin…… hoo stole urz??
And now deh favrit buttin haz disapeeringed frum mai screen.
hhmmm…
Ifinso, i will blame WeerdPretzel. *nodz*
And now itz bak…..
*hazza dizzy*
*fawlz down*
*Rushez tu shov pillo unner teh cween tu brake hurz fawl*
No maor rum caek fur U.
* trades teh cween’s rumcaek foar teh stromberri shortee caek wif whippee creems adn teh chawklit chips awn tawp*
Ai tink teh cween haz been takin’ a nip o’ me port!
oopsie… sawree ai causded u gettin dizzeh mai cween… ai still noe habs a faberit buttnon *has a sad* mussa been da purrates dat stoelded dem *sigh* will twies at hoem agin, mebbeh ai can fiens da purrate dat looted mai faberit buttnon…
hoeps u is wellol agin mai cween… adn jes 2 bees sure bowt eet… ai gibs u mai pakkich ob haribo goldbären… uhm… iffn u not noes wut dat is… uhm… fruit gums in teene weene bear shaeps… berry yummeh!
I can has more booty?
Please tell me that kitten’s ear isn’t really pierced! If it is his owner is an *ss.
Photoshop…
Where did you find a cat-sized hook? I have a 3-legged cat that needs a prosthetic!
I unnerstan dat….butt(!)….wy is teh rum gon?
ya missed teh talk like a pirate day