
Name: Fluffy
Crime: Assault and battery of upholstery with intent to shred.
LoL by: tagit
Picture by: Unknown
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Name: Fluffy
Crime: Assault and battery of upholstery with intent to shred.
LoL by: tagit
Picture by: Unknown
Ai iz teh kitteh. Itz wot we doo.
U liek teh skratchee post so much hoomin, U uze it!!
an iffen ur tayste in furrniture wasnt sew bad, ai wuddnt have had to resort tew unconvenshunal meathods to mayke yew realise!
Breaking News: McCabity caught at last! More at Elebenty.
him duz look kinda like McCabity
axuallee, iz pronownsed McCavity.
Teh Usual Suspekts? Kitteh Kayser Soze.
Please, God, let that be centimeters!
Mawrmee McFellun
habz t3h Floof andz Cat~i~tood
2 beez Grayt Kitteh!
Mawrmee McFellun
lykez shawrpunneengz Poyntee Endz
awn nyss furnittchurr!!
Hewminz shoodz bye cheep
furnittchurr. So dis amz nawtz
Flooffee Kitteh’z fawltz!!
Shreddengz furnittchurr
andz sheddeengz awll ober amz
wutz Kittehz duz best!!!
Jack.
Feline Fellun Feelin Failen
Factual Fine Fitting Fawmat
Furbandit Faysez Fiffy Foartnytes … fur fondllin floofy furnichurz!
Fluffy Flummoxed !! Future Foiled !!
Oh Jack, da name ob “Mawrmee McFellun” so fits dis kitteh.
Ohai, cweenemmjay, catena andz OanleeKitteh:
T3h luuk in Kitteh’s
ieez helpdz meh wiff t3h naym. T3h
resst wurkdz lyke a Champ!
Handsumm Kitteh lyke
dis woodz habz Cat~i~tood ubz
dasheengz shawrlittunn!!
Mawrmee McFellun
roalz awff t3h tunng bewtifflee.
Dis naym’z a Keepurr!!!
Jack.
Teh furnichur woz gilty ob hoem invashun. Woz selff-die-fence. (Teh fence died too.) Teh furnichur woz armed. Well, it had arms. I’m a kitteh, I pleed insanity.
Insanity? Kitteh??? shurly u jest!
Noe, aiz seeryus.
Adn doen kall me shurly.
8)
I lubs dis pikshur! I even maded a LOL from it.
Ai seed teh lols ms. red..n bof am berry funneh butt(!) ai LUBZ teh Johnny Cash refruntz wun.
Fanks, gunnersmama!
I nawt finkso wii has meetid befoar.
**extendz floofy whyte paw**
Nyse ta meetcha! Welkum to Cheezland!
Howdeedew *shakeshakeshakewiffahonoured** Ai bin lurkifyin an am gettin sum braves nao. Pleeztameetcha…
Wow, watta grip ya got dere!
**rubs front leg, luuks arown foar icee-pak**
Happitayle de-lurkifyin, noo fren.
*runs tu luuk at red’s lol. Mayks note tu nebber go tu Reno wif red. *
Naw, wii nawt to go Reno. Wii shud go to Vegas insted!
Kittehz wud luv Vegas!! so much shinee!!!!!!!
I nawt finkso my kittehs wud lyk it. It prolly be too noyzee foar dem.
O ai LUBZ Veguss!!! Meeee2 meee2 ……(Apollogifyin fer teh hard pawshayk)…..
**Sighs**
Alrite, I gess wii iz gonna has CHEEZTRIP TO VEGAS!
I’m pakt! wen wii leeving?
Now?
Wii goez now??
u reddy yet?
Wii goez now?
I nawt reddy!
I gots elebenty millyun fings to do!
**runz arown in cirklols, peein inna flannick**
Tayk lottsa cleen flannicks wifyoo red….
Dere happinz tew b a berry nyse Rv park en Vegiss cawed Teh Oasis. Me n hubcat towed ar fiff weel down dere. Lyke a reezort….sigh…
Wii haz stayed dere, tu!!!!! It b a nawsum RV Park!!!!
Ai iz wayting fur U tu pik meh up awn the wai!!
*grabz WRR adn Gunnerzmama and Red and hedz tu Hareport*
Wii’re in luck!! Bunway Airlinez hazza flite leeving rite now fur Vegas!!!
Yay! I lubs to flying.
I can has windo seet plz?
*skootchez wun seet tu deh rite.*
Lemmee know wen u seez deh Grand Canyon!!
OOooo! ai hopes ai is nawt tu layt fur teh playn!
Are we der yet?
ai can has beveraj survis?
*Bonk!* Dat’z wun hard landing!!!
*runz down deh ramp intu deh terminalol*
Oh, Luk!!!! Slot machinez!!!
*startz putting deh munneez in*
*pullingz deh handlol*
*Spin! spin! Spin!!!*
Gibs keshet teh thimblol sized glass wif elebentee ice cubes adn 2 drops uf cola innit. Also get teh pakkij uf pretzlols wif 2 borked pretzlols dat are elebentee yeers old adn hard as a rok.
*likks teh pretzul dust frum teh insyd uv teh bagg*
gigglol gigglol.
I sended this same LOL to dotter’s incarcerated SO, only at teh top I put his inmate number, at teh bottom I put hims nickname, Irish Lewie. Him is treasuring it! (is in my faves)
If iz nawt sekund oh-fence, kitteh mus do play therapy elebenteen daze.
ooh…wundamus! bassut hownd sukklolz kittehz: h ttp://ihasahotdog.com/2010/09/21/funny-dog-videos-bestest-momma/
warnun: SPLORT leblol elebenty!!!
Kitteh iz inno….ino….nawt giltie. She haz ally bai.
whew! at leest is nawt owr lolcatburglar.
So far az u noez.
well, it duzzent lewk anyfing leik hur othur
mugshawtspickshurs…Itz a kitteh – automatic NAWT GUILTY!
Fluffy’s back in the pen, eh? Watch the kitten shankings skyrocket.
I hear the Dragnet theme.
Fluffy has that harden criminal look to boot.