I made it myself and you can’t have it.
i alreddy likked it. dats hao oanership werks!
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Butt its so kyoot and pinkee eered!!
sssssqqquuueeee! SPLORT!!!
*neenaw neenaw*
Mayk wae fur teh CCC!
*squeelz awp*
*benz down tu gammacat*
*lukz at kitten adn mommee kat*
O….
SPLORT!
adn catena iz daywn!
*rushes in wif CCC*
*pics up braynez an washifyz dem wif sparklee rasberry water*
*paks braynez bak into da branium*
*wrap rap rap wif ducky tape*
*Wraps gammacat innna cumfee ChhezMap blankee*
*taykes gammacat tu Recubery Ward*
*heer, haz a Geometry bukk tu read*
Dont luk at anyfing cyoot fur awhile, okai?
*heers sum hawt chokklit an a chokklit possum*
Feel better sew I can meetify yew at da DeeCee Cheezmeet!
thx, FK!
mai CHRG wuzznt strawng enuf tu hold….tiym fur eh neuw won!
*snugglols in blankee*
luk! heer ai am awn teh cheezmap!
Oh No! Gammacat iz down!
*rushes in wif CCC*
*pics up braynez an washifyz dem wif sparklee water*
*paks braynez bak into da branium*
*wrap rap rap wif ducky tape*
*Wraps gammacat innna cumfee blankee*
*taykes gammacat tu Recubery Ward*
*heer, haz a Geometry bukk tu read*
Dont luk at anyfing cyoot fur awhile, okai?
*heers sum hawt chokklit an a chokklit possum*
*sips hawt choklit*
*nibblols choklit possum*
FangQ flyingkai!
*purrr*
Awsum job, flyingkai! I just seen this lol and runrun to see ifn halp was needed, You am a pro!
Fankees, sunny. I haz been helfin’ wif da splorts fur almoast a munf nao. Hao iz yoo feelin? I haz been finking ob yoo.
lefted you a messij. Bedder gnus down thread.
Flyingkai noes wat tu du wen yu go splort. gud tu noe. Mamma adn bebbeh kitteh….squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear. Pwetty pinkee paws wittle pinkee eers cyootsee pinkee noeses ~S~P~O~R~T~
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
oh fankies! waz daingereous splort.. eben spelts it rong!
*estnds floofy paw of freenyship n gratitude*
Ohai, dayzeezmom!
Oapunnz CCC
andz taykz ‘Braynee~Akk~Vakk’ 2
cleenz up awll t3h mess!
Rinnssez andz putz bakk
Braynz wayr dayz beelawngz andz den
maykz itz awll Prittee!
Buddurr Fly Band~Aydz
hoaldz ebbeefeeng toogeddurr.
Maykz it awllz luuk nyss!
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. U wawntz Bunnjee Coardz
oarz snugg Dukkee Tayp?
Rappz Flooffee Blankee
wiff Liddill Dukkeez awll snuggz
arowndz dayzeezmom!
Habbz Thurmussez
ubz Iee Bryte andz Red Zeengurr
Tee. Oarz Hawt Cawffee!
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
andz Iess Bawkz M&Mz andz
Hurshee Awllmund Bawrz!!
Lawtza stuff 2 sipz and
Nom wyle I cawllz ‘Dust~Awff’ andz getz
Dawkturr TyneeCat!!!
Jack.
Klappity, Jack. Was long winded and moast werth it!♥
Ohai dary, sunnee!
Fankz 4 Klappitteez!
Wantedz 2 maykz shur Ah gawtz
ebbeefeeng jusst ryte!
Jack.
You are so goodgoodgood!
Urself? Aifink teh daddeh mite haz somesing too say bout dat…
Kittehs never shur which daddeh is daddeh. So mommeh getz all credit!
If shez a owtsied kitteh, shez not shur. If shez a purrbread kitteh she defilinitely noes and haz hims papurrs.
Tru!
… I waz bean sillee.
BTW, Ai shuda puts a
Been silleh? Izzat allowd on cheezberger? 8)
Mommee Kitteh sez:
“U canz luukz, butz U no tutch!” Andz
hurz reelee meenz it!
Mommee Kitteh will
letz Hewminz cloassurr wen hurz
feenkz dayz am reddee!!
Mommee Kitteh habz
lawtza Poyntee Endz 2 layz
daown hurzz Speshull Lawz!!!
Jack.
Mom-cat iz teh purty. Luukit dem eies!
ohai, RED how u doin? I knoes yu dew lub da kalicos, but dis mommeh is sew lubly! does byutimuss blu eisezs OMG!- wonder ifn hur babee wil hab dem too ? wut a dewo!
Ohai, sparkysmom!
Yesh, I duz has teh week-niss foar teh calikoes, butt teh naw-sekkund kitteh I remembur bein arown wuz soldid whyte.
mumma-catz r bery pwotectiff of teh bebbes
Woz it immaculate conzseption? Dozn’t it takes two to make bebbes?
Mai berry faborit — pinckz adn whyt.
*tippy-toes in qwietlee*
*reechis owt wun finger nd petz teh babbeh kitteh*
*scritches teh mommeh kitteh beetween teh ears nd tellz hur wut a guud mommeh kitteh herz iz*
*tippy-toes bak owt*
OH! Am beautiful!
Can sillybrate?
Was harvest day #3 at sunnyhuckle farms. I brings noms? has:
Applols, Jonothan
Beans, green
Cucumbers
Dark purple Peppers…
E…
(SRSLY!
*runs to put gnu pic on profile!*
Eggplantz
Funneh lukkin tomaytoz
Graypes
H…
Hops! (Hubbard is famous for!)
Indigenious unnamed somefings
Jalopenos
Kale
L…
Lemmings
Majikul beens
N…
Noodles
Mangoes
Nom-de-plume
Osso-bucco!
P…
Poe taytoez, teh guud kine
Quik-tu-rye-pen lushuss graypee mayterz
Reely sweet butternutt skwash
Salid lettuss, sorded kynez
Thyme: parslee, saje, rozemaree and
Unbee leebablee taystee raz bearies
V…
Veggabullz, sordid
Wadder mellunz, seedliss
Xtra larj punkins, foar carvin intu Jack-Deff-O-Lanturnz
Yello beenz, mai hubcat nawt lyke az mush az green wuns
ZUCCHINI!!! Dat wuz uh noe-brayner, az dey saye, wich iz guud sinss ai nawt habs mush brayn leff at dis thyme ob nite, an ai nawt eeben splortid.
OK! pics on profile, and
*sunny puffs out her chest (snerk) proudly)*
all teh above are there! Me and teh tr0ll pickified!
*snorglols teh Sunny**schmoo*
GROOP HUG! *huggles*
Fankees, Wildbreeze. Needed that.♥
Thank you, liddul Princess. I was just wishing I could have a Taya-hug, haz been feeling sad, and was finking ub you.♥
Whai did mai Sunny hab a sad?
*snorglols wif Sunny adn Wildbreeze*
Just, pleh, y’know? an a liddle sick. Going fur icky tests tomorry.
Fankees princess.
*curtsies*
*snorglols* Ai lubs mai Sunny
I lubs my princess!
Yay *snorglol*
*shmooz* ^.^
*schmoo*
*squeeee* Dis cud maek meh hab teh waturee eyes, ifinkso. *lukks agin* AWwwh *splort*
*takes deep breff…*
*makes appropriate emurjinsy sounds*
“muhWEEEhoo! MuhWEEEhoo pantpant muhw…wheeze pant…hwooo!”
*grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to Wildbreeze*
*skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*putzez inna bowl*
*rinseez very carefully wif chamomile tea, fur the calming*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Garfield dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts Wildbreeze to the splort recubbery lounj,
*Wraps Wildbreeze in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the splort-recubbery lounger*
Here is a cup of hawt chawklit, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur 2010 taxes. And sum baseball stats. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
OH! And, lookee, here iz my sweet Oddity, to snorglol yoo!
Fankew, sunnyhuckle.
Ugh. Ai dun wantz teh tackses yet! O_o *lukks up at pikshur, then lukks kwiklee bak tew teh tackses* Nevurmynd, dis ar gud. *sips hawt chokklit*
Welcome, Wildbreeze. Iz why we haz teh friends!♥
*luuks at teh bebbeh CC adn teh mommeh*
*finks “….Raond yawn vurrgin, muvver and chyld….”
(can’t sing fur skwat)
Awwww. Is good, DamianaGMD. ♫ ♫
^.^
ohai DamianaGMD – 7yyyyyyy8 (mai kitteh jest typed that bit!) awl singing sownds gud on teh intertubes! enyweys, ai lyked it!
Mama has a luv
for her babee
(tightens extra huuj CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
ohai, D-R. Yoo am perty much s-p-l-o-r-t proof these days!
How you been?
pssssst!
pics ub me an tr0ll in my faves, harvesting togevver. Gibs me a happy!
S~P~L~O~R~T!!!
*takes deep breff…*
*makes appropriate emurjinsy sounds*
“muhWEEEhoo! MuhWEEEhoo pantpant muhw…wheeze pant…hwooo!”
*grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to Wildbreeze*
*skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif springwater*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the hello kitteydukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts catslaveto the splort recubbery lounj,
*Wraps catslave in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the splort-recubbery lounger*
Here is a cup of Irish Coffee, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur census. And sum wrestling stats. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
OH! And, lookee, here iz my sweet Toejam, to snorglol yoo!
oops! copppy paste fail
*takes deep breff…*
*makes appropriate emurjinsy sounds*
“muhWEEEhoo! MuhWEEEhoo pantpant muhw…wheeze pant…hwooo!”
*grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to catslave!!!!!*
*skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif springwater*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the hello kitteydukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts catslaveto the splort recubbery lounj,
*Wraps catslave in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the splort-recubbery lounger*
Here is a cup of Irish Coffee, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur census. And sum wrestling stats. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
OH! And, lookee, here iz my sweet Toejam, to snorglol yoo!
sawry, catslave, um, was inna hurry!
It shur ar kwiet in heer…
♫♪Yoor jus gunna stand dere adn wach me burn? Butt(!) dat’s awlrite beecuz ai lyke teh wai it hurtz. Yoor jus gunna stand dere adn heer me cry? Butt(!) dat’s awlrite becuz ai lub teh wai yoo lie… lub teh wai yoo lie…♪♫
(Dis song haz ben stuk in mah hed AWL weak!)
What song izzit, wb? I like songs.
Iz cawled “Love the Way You Lie”. Iz eminem adn rihanna. Iz nawt teh best uv songs… Haz a cupple sware wurds, adn iz nawt teh happee theem. Butt(!) getz stuck in mai hed sew eezee!!
Izzit this? I used your lyrics to search…
Iz teh rite sawng.
Cool!
Dainjerus CheezPost ‘Lert! Iz eeryspon…eriespawns…is nawt rite to subjekk Cheezpeeps to such strawng splortfield wifowt prawpur wornin! I hazent had de splort yet butt wen I do iz goen to be big, I telz yu.
Dis turriblol! Ebrebody splort at wunst an dere be braynz ebreeware! We neber gitz de rite braynz bakk in de rite haids!
On nuvver noat – iz it troo dat lotsa tiems de wite kittehz wif de bloo eyz beez deff? I wunner if datz oald wyfes tayle.
*gibs tikkytac sum uv mai French homewurk* Jus in caes yoo fink yoo willz splort.
Adn, it are troo. Teh white kittehs wif bloo eyz iz moar liklee dan uvver kittehs tew b deff. I can’t recawl why…
Parlez vous francais? je parle un peu francaise!
Ou eh la guerre?
n’est ce-pas? Je ne parle francez!
Eh, je parle un petit peu…
Comment-allez vous?
Je m’apelle sunnyhuckle!
Un parle tres peu francaise.
am 55, lurnt in 9rd grade!
Je suis très bien, merci! Et vous?
^.^
Ai are in tenth grayde, sekkund yeer French. Sew, ai reelee are nawt dat gud, but ai lubs teh languij!
Is beautiful. I lubs the latin languages, but not so much the German, or Russian. The Asian dialects are interesting, pretty, but complicated! I used to know how to greet people in 9 languages, when I worked in the computer industry, Was born in Japan, has a smidgeon of that left.. I only took one year Fronch, lets see, 40 years ago? My fronch is teh embarrassing.
Hehe. Mai bruvver, he iz teh linguist. He noes 6-ish languijis. ._.
Aw, my sister, too! Her am teh fambly jeenus. Hazza lawyer doctor serving an internship at the court ub international law in the Hague, otter dotter izza a doctor! Puts teh hole fambly to looking like , well…
Yu wuz borned in Japan, sunnyhuckle? I wuz tuu. Mai favver wuz stayshinned ober dere during de Korean unplezzantniss, an I deesided to pop owt dere. Sumfing a litlol bit innarestin iz dat mai s-i-l, hoo iz alsew guud fren of mien, was borned ober dere (saem citee – Yokohama) tuu, 6 munfs urlier dan me, an we wuz libbin dere at de saem tiem for a cuplol yeerz! Den we fines dat owt wen we meetz foar furst tiem eber minny yeerz ladur.
Iz a small whirrld but Ize glad I dont haz tu payntz it.
yes,TT- is genetikly linked characteristic- da same genes dat maekl kittehs whyt wif da bloo eyses make defness
Taht am troo abowt teh wyte kittehs adn teh bloo ais. Strait frum mai v.e.t.s mowf. Mai wyte boi had teh goldin ais adn wuz teh hansummist boi evur IMHO.
LETS MAEK LOTZA NOYSE ! MAYBE AWL DA PEEPS BE HEERIN WE BEE STILL HEER, STILL HANGIN OWT ROUND DA CHEEZLAND ! CUM OWT N PLAY !
*dansdans* RAIS TEH RUF! X3
AIZ HEER!!!!!!!!!!!
*Totally white kitehs with two blue are often deaf. If they have one blue eye and an eye of another color, they can hear. If they have one black hair anywhere on their bodies, they can hear. We had a white cat that was deaf who had a litter of kittens. We put a small radio next to them and turned it up loud. The bebbies that were all white were deaf and the ones with a little black streak or black ears could hear. We used to stomp on the floor at feeding time so they would all come and eat together. *
As my dotter often sez, “all things happen fur a reason.”♥
Ai gotz ta go. Need tew get up for teh 6:10 class tewmorrow!
Bai evreewun! *snorgle, hedbonk, shmoo*
Ize tired, too, g’nyte.♥
This comment is a test to determine if a grammatically correct sentence can be posted to these forums.
u spelld it wrongz
Iz OK – peeplez dat kan ownlee spellz a wurd wun wae iz alloud heer tu! Teh cheezpeeps duz nawt dizkrimanalayte.
*Snerks*
Ooooooh – dis iz purrfek. So mush luv – so snorgly – aifink teh bebeh muss hab teh majickal smell, yoo knoez, wen teh mama gibz himz a baff an he smellz all sweet. Wish we hazd smell-o-pitcher! Ai luvs teh smell ob teh mama-washed tummeh.
Haow kan stoopid peeplez say dat kittehs doan’ feel luvs? Dey muss neber seen a mama an’ bebeh kittehs.
Emoshunz ebolbd befur intellijens.
Is hyoobris tu finks hyoomins is teh onleh wuns hoo feels dem.
Awl lyfs is sakreds. We is awl a part ob dis wurlds.
Ai luuk forwurd tu teh day wen ebrywun knoz dis.
Sumdaze we will awl knoez it – we will awl hab owr eyz oepend tu teh hoel unibers an we will see dat we iz awl speeritz dat fill teh hoel unibers. An kittehs an goggees an awl teh critterz an peeplz frum awl ober teh unibers will knoes dat we iz awl sakreds.
An we will awl find owr 4eber hoems! An livez happiez eber afters. Wif snorglez ebery days.
kitten haz a engulfed. iz fun.
Epic awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Well, someone helped you.