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Warm and tinee congacatz tew yew, carotte, awn yor nawt sekund!
Ohai carotte. Ai finkso dis iz your nawt-sekund nawt-sekund. Congrats tu you.
Ohai OnleeKitteh!! Iz gudd tu see yu heer tonite!!
On himz tiny foots and tiny butt (!)
Nawt tiny eers, dough. Hims got fenneck fawks eers.
Is an Abyssinian kittain – dey can has teh earz to lissen to what is being gossipeded aboutz on Marz. And dey furz iz only about 1/4 inch long sum placez so dey needz teh warmz. Mine used to sweepz in my armpit.
Oh, so true! These aren’t even big ears for an Aby!
and when dey’s not a-lookin’………………I’z unplugges it.
Bunz warmers must remain pluggeed in at all times!
Nawt lyk I wud notis.
We duz dat awl da time, SHD! *snerk* Twernt for da intrnet to see kitteh pixxors she’d nebber noes! Den she habs to crawl unner desk to re-plug an ai leeps onto her back. Surprize! Whars da kitteh treets NOW, hmmmm?
He’s a tiny mad too.
Mebbe cuz him iz lyk me, nawt lyk havin his pikshur tuuk.
Mebbe cuz him iz lyk me, nawt lyk gettin woked up erlee.
Ugh, I nawt even wanna think abowt goin to werk 2morro.
Last week wuz horriblol, an I onlee werked 2 dayz.
**hieds unner teh bed agin**
(((rhsb))) *waves shinee fyngs at red unner da bed* Come awt an play!
*Sends YNGs to check on redd*
Fanks, frenz, butt I nawt finkso ennyfing wud halp.
I hazza beeg grumpee.
{{{Red}}}
Fanks, cween.
I’m so tyred of feline nawt gud.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
*ai know dis ia kind ob a “snerk” but: iz you sick adn tired ob being sick adn tired?*
*otay ai be quiets nao*
Yes, I iz.
did u seeing deh linkeez I lefted fur u t’uther nite?
Yes, I did, fanks.
Will do moar reesurch laytur.
Oh, red, ai so sawry yu habs tu putt up wif dis. Iiz der noe wai yu cann nawt goe tu teh ebil werk tumahroowow?? Lyke, iz der noe wai yu kann….uh…..kwit dat noe guuud jawb??
oh my, tinycat. Wut BIG eers yoo has!
Da bettr to here can opener wif, Flyingkai!
Hims a teeny kitteh but(!) hims haz a HOOG kyoot!
DIs iz a veri TRU obsevashun. Dat kyoot needs a snorgle and purhaps offerings of gushifuds and creem. Exsept fur teh kolor, dis luks like mai Bonus kitteh. Dat luk of disgruntled an slightly impatshunt waiting iz veri familur to moi!
I wuz finkin mebbe kitteh iz lyk Jamamamamama’s bebbeh? I forgitz naym rite now.
Oooo yesh! it duz lukking like Cayenne wen hur wuz liddlol! She am a byoootimus growed up gurl kitteh now.
Dis kitteh iz Abbbbbby-sinnnnning kitteh. Abyssinian, aifinkso.
aifinkso you be rite. Ai did da googlol adn it brouted up dat very imaje.
**goes to sterry-yo**
**puts in cd**
**puts awn hedfones**
**blasts myoozik in eers**
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is Broos Springsteen’s “Trapt.”
Telleefone Moadumm
maykz tynee wawrm 4 tynee
vellvettee Kitteh!
Vellvettee Liddill
Kitteh waytz payshuntlee 4
Beeg Wawrm Coazee Lap!!
Velvettee Liddill
Kitteh habz playss staykdz owt awn
Prittee Wun’z sawfft Bed!!!
Jack.
Klappity, klappity!!
Habz Cuppa Cawffee
4 cweenemmjay. Awllso habz
wawrm Simminunn Roalz!
Jack
Oh, fankeez Jack!! I lubz deh nommy sinny nommy rolllz!
Bery guud, Jack! Ai injoiz yur pomes alla tiem!
Kittehz an dere bedz! Las nyte a fren brawt a big boks ob fings foar me tu put inna yard sail. Wal, ladur awn ai cuddint fine mai gurl kitteh, ai luuk & luuk, an ob cors she curlt up in dat boks on tawp ob minny hard an poynty objeks! An she gotz soff bedz ebryware! Butt kittehz jus GOTZ tu tri owt ennyfing noo, no maddur hao uncomfy.
ai is haching it. wun day ai will hassa Mac.
Is this a singapura?
He’s a red Abyssinian. And he’s a total cutie!
I luvs a warm. And I luvs u, kitteh!
{{{kitteh}}}
Soooooooo kyoot!!!!!! With a tiney hinee.
Transfawmer Kitteh …. reddi tu heet up teh akshun
!!
Awl kitteh wontid wuz a smawl wawm pad tu corl hims oan ..
butt(!) Reeli .. !!
ohai awl. I hazza sorry and a nouncingment? I realize I haz been poastifying way too much, and hogging teh commints, and wants to say a “I am so sawry if I hurt or offended ennywon.” I realized l few nights ago how I was talking talking talking, and shud be doing more listening, iz why CC gabe me one mouf and two eers.
Was moastly, was happy to be back and hab teh gnu friends, but is nawt a good excuse fur rudeness.
I hazza big sawry, and will be careful now taht I am aware ub my behavior,
Fankees fur listening, and I has dishes tew be warshing now.
Much love tew awl. and pleez hab peaceful hearts. ♥♥♥
{{{{Sunny}}}}
{{{{Sunny}}}} I has fun wen you are hear. Nawt no wat you fink you sed wrong….
Much love tew you!
Sunny, u were not in anee way rude!!! U had teh happies and you spred it around!!!! U made me happee! U hav had a ruff year and dis is teh place to bee ursef!!!!! hugs and purrs to u!!!
Fankees, awl.
Oh, sunny, yu R always welcumm here, hunny.
{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}
Pleez, noe teh powre ob cheezlan an enjoi! Wee R heer foar yu!
Ohai, cheezpeeps! Ai wud liek tu ikstend da floofy paw uf frendship tu everywun heer! Iz feelin kinda pleh rite nao. I haz a infekshun
Ohai NM! Fanks so much foar stawpin bai adn offurin ur frenships.
feelz bettur suun!
*Eggstends floofy nails*
I clickeed awn yur bloo name to send friend request, but not knowing how to do it there. Please to clickee awn my bloo name, I will happily friend.
Welcome to cheezland, iz beautiful and fun here!♥
Ohai NM!!
*extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Welkum tu dis happytayle playce, mai fren!
Oh hai NM!!!! Feels bettah soon! And clicks on mah bloo name if you would like!!! Welcome!
Fank yoo tu Sunny, AP adn Keshet! Plzed tu meet u!
Ohai, rhsb! Wen ai wuz much yunger kitteh ai lubbed Broos Springsteen! Yur vidyo brot bak memrys! Fanks!
HUge Kyoot! CHRG WARNING! CHRG WARNING!
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link nawt workie sawrry…
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Try dis Juan it werks.. be sure tew remooove teh space in teh http…
Warning tighten CHRG! Warning tighten CHRG! Warning tighten CHRG!
Wy for wen ai clik on sum cheezpeeps bloo name ai get sent tu all kinda stoopy web pajs adn git all kinda stoopy erur mesajs liek, “sry, we no can findz dis web adres,” oar, “da kunekshun was reset”? Wai iz dat?
it awl deependz on iffen teh purrsun has putted teh linky in the “website” lyne correctlee oar nawt.
AI iz nawt sure Niall. sun peeps link to faborite site ans such. but sum are stoopyd.
I resemble dat remark
Ai guess iz noe wun owt in cheezlan tonite. Ai guess ai wil goe tu beddds nao iffn der iz noe wun der tu tawlk tu.
‘Nite cheezland, and habz uh plesant tumahrrow!
Ohai ‘Niser!!! Howsit goin?
Iz goin guud. Ai nawt fink wee haz met.
*extenns floofy paw ob frenship*
Hao yu bee?
I bee okay ruff week at home and werk.
Thanks for deh floofie paw
Ai extenzi it rite bak! I lub ur abatar
Hay, sawree abowt teh ruff week at hoam an werk. Will send teh beemz yoar way an hang in der. Mai abatar iz mai Asti. Sweetist littlol gurl ebber. Guud stawree abowt wen ai uhdoptid hurr.
Enneeewai, ai wurreed abowt yu. Ennyfing ai can doo?
Ohai, niser. Ai heer tuu, chekkin in ebry nao adn agin.
Had free shoaz dis weekend (fri nyte, sat nyte, adn a matinay tuday). Dey wented well adn we had gud wevvers. Ai is tyred, but content.
Ohai, AP!! Iz guud tu heer abowt yoar shows, ai kind libbs vicari usslee fru yu. Uzzed tu bee in teh biz maiseff, mai cheesfren! Wuuud lubs tu see yu in wun ob yoar proe dukshunz.
Ai gotted tu play badjur tuday! Teh reglar aktur nawt spozd tu be inna sun, adn it wuz hawt, so ai got tu du it, furst tyme wiff a awdienss!
Tu bad ur so far awayz. Iffn ur ebber inna bay area, let meh kno. Mebbe we can has cheezmeet at a sho (ai bin in kwyte a fyoo laytleh). Oh, adn did u see teh lol ai mayd ob wen catena adn keshet caymd owt? Dey onleh saw owr pikkup rehursul, kuz catena hadda be awn a playn fridegg moarnin.
Ai wil luuk foar dis, wil bee berry ennertayning.
Fankees AP!! Schmoozzzzz tu yu an Angie and kitties!
Somali!
Hay, yu eeben gawt mai nayme wif teh eepostrohphee an awl….dats’ awesum. Ai gawts tu goe tu bedds nao, butt (!) ai juss wantid tu tellz yu, ai lubs yoar abatar nayme. Sgtpepperandjujube…..yu habs noe aideeyya,,,,teh beetlols R mai fayorits!
HI ‘Niser did ewe see teh hoppy otter bideo upfred?
need to tighten ewer CHRG though
Ohai, catslalve, ai will tayke uh luuk. Fanks, mai cheezzfren. Schmooooooz!!
Schmoooz back! EWE r walcum
Fankies ‘Niser. Just haz teh lonelies. tank goodness fur eberyone here and teh kittehs. Sgt pepper was inherited kitteh frum my uncle when he passed away. He is very sweet and loving except wit his sistah. Thx for showing concern. Ai really appreciate it
No wurries. Anee thyme yu haz teh lonelies, pleez, comez heer. Ai moar dar happee, az is ebbreewun els heer, tu tawlk. Sweet dreemz, mai fren.
*whispurs*
sweet dreams, ‘Niser!
Anyone knows the name of that cat’s race?
Abyssinian
He’s a red (sorrel) Abyssinian. They are little heat seeking missiles. If there is a warm thing, the Aby will find it and sit or lie on it.
My Aby Jacoby sits just like that on laptops, coffeemakers, you name it.
For pix, see my blog…
Awww! I just looked through your blog. I love it! Aby’s are the best cats. The little one in the pic above is Sophia. She is now 1 yr old…and still quite small.
Aw! I’ll have to add that to the post I made about this LOLcat – her name and all… how adorable!
Jake sits like that on anything small and it always cracks me up. I think the coffeemaker is my favourite. I mean, it’s not even warm!
We once had an Abyssinian
Yes, she is an Abby and her name is Sophia:-)