
Long lines to the lady’s room. Don’t you just hate them?
but sumtimez teh linez r werth teh wayt.
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Picture by: Christina Okeson
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Long lines to the lady’s room. Don’t you just hate them?
but sumtimez teh linez r werth teh wayt.
LoL by: Unknown
Picture by: Christina Okeson
Ai carnt wate!!
Congrats, OCM! U can go nawt sekund!
Hee hee! Thx, Annipuss! Ai shood gew tu bed nao tho. Kitteh ses itz layt an him wonts cuddlolz.
Bai!
Gud nite an congrats, OCM!
Thx an bai, Hunnybunny!
‘Nite, OCM Hoep u aer awl beddur naow.
Ohai and obai, OCM!
Yep! Dat iz wun uv teh reezunz Ai wish Ai wuz a man
Dat an teh fact dat u nebber need to ask urself whut to wear when it says “bisniss attire”!
Ai nebber wish ai waz a man!!
Nor me reelee!
Luk at awl dem kitty toyz!!! dem must b bery happytayl kittyz wif awl dem toyz tu playin wif !!!
So mennee fings for the hyumin to trip over
Just az it shud b!
Kitty toys? Just look at the havoc that’s been wreaked on the scratching post in the lower left!!!! That’s why you use sisal (eother rope or fabric) on scratching posts.
Dey awlso habs a sisal rope one rite behind. Fur purrsunal purrferences.
Mai kittehs undid deh rope finalee on ders. But it took yeers n yeers.
mai gurls hav had awl kinds…furr sum reezon tehy prefurr the waffley kardbord fings
ai wuz finkin uv gittin dem wun uv dose ‘Emery Cat’ fings, aneewun tride wun uv dose wif dere kittehs?
I have used the cardboard scratchers for years and my cats still love them. Never tried the emery cat thing, but I think it’s the same sort of thing.
My Bu-cat likes carboard scrachers. Ai hav red dat dose emree bord tings arent berry gud at awl! Dey tip and scare deh kittee, an sumtimez deh kittehs claws get caught in the emery and dey get stuck. So I’ve decided to pass on dem. I red a lot of reviews on a page abbertizing dem, and der were a lot of no-goods/don’t buy dis produck
I’m jealous. No one ever leaves toys for ME to play with while I’m waiting in line for the toilet!
*swim swim swim swim*
*leaves some coral, a starfish and a map to the sunken pirate treasure for Cait*
Pirate treasure! Arrrr!
Long ago, mai kitteh bringed me a toy while ai was usin toylette! Mom, if’n u gots nofing better to doo, plai wif meeeee!
LOL!!!!
Ai uzhallee turn an tawks wid deh purrsun behin me wen ai in a line ub any sort. Miost peeps will tawk wid u. At leest tu complain about deh line!
A fren ob mien waz ober at mai hauz a few dayz ago an as yuzhal, de flawr wuz cubberd wif kitteh toyz an she (hoo dont got kittehz) axed me, “hao minny toyz duz a kitteh haz tu haz?” Ai sed “as minny as dere are.” Ai laff n laff coz she doan unnerstan de kitteh mintallitee!
Teh whole whirld is a cat toy:)
At leest nowun seems to be doin teh pee-pee danse!
Kittehs can haz plentee tu du waile dey waitz
*duz pii-pii dans* Gottago! Gottago! Gottago!
Heer playz wiff teh mousie wyle yu wait
Itz bloo an hassa peenk tayle an ebreefing, oar mebbee teh bare, oar teh tiggerr oar… sooo many toyz!
Dibs awn teh tygerrrr!
*yoink*
*winez* Buuuttt aiiii gottaaa gooooooo!!!! No want toyz. *stikks owt bottum lip*
Five kittehs! This is a five ktteh alert. (Puts on super strength CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
This always happens at the baseball stadium.
Mai fambly lykes choo-choo trains. Da bestest part iz, da men’s room haz da lyne, nawt lady’s room!
Meh – kittehs shud lern:
*NOKNOK*
Gurl comin in – hyd ennefink yu donut wont me to see!
Wot? Ai is teh oenlee purrsun wot has dun tihs?!
Meh² – Meanwhyle in the boyz room:
*SLAM* gotago gotago gotago
Gurl comin in – boyz doan bother hiding N-E-fing.
Wot? Ai is the oenlee wun wot had eggspearyants dis?
An den dey always out of toilet papers…
An jus’ as yoo get dere dey announces dat inter mission is ober…an den yoo has to make teh big entrance as teh wun hoo gots left in teh loo…
…nawt dat ai is speeking frum egg speerry ns…
An dey onlee has hand blowers, nawt paper towuls, an it taeks ten mimiks to drai yur paws oar yoo has to wype dem awn yur pants.
An wen dey duz hab some toilet papers, yoo always get dat wun skware stuck to ur hind paw an it trails behind yoo wen yoo walks out…
Nau, shepmom – u juzd obserbed dis fee-nom-en-na
Oh boi….dis lol needs a splort warning, aifinkso!!!
*swoons*
Ooops! Luks like D-R haz it under kontrol!
Kthx, we is glad to helps
*slides swoonin cowch unner Mitts*
Speeken ob de pp dans, ai saw a mazen fing wun tiem – bowt a yeer ago ai had a dokktur poyntmint an ai wint tu laydeez rum, an a laydee in der had jus had a unfoertunit aksidint an der wuz hyooj viziblol stane in de crawch ob hur pantz & she was trine frantiklee tu soke it owt wif papur tawelz. Ai wuz trine tu halp hur, butt nawt werken an she wuz close tu teerz. Den anuvver ladee caimed in & seed teh sichyuashin, tuuk awf her sweddur, tide de armz rown de ladee’s wais so it toetelly cubberd de stane, an sez dere yu go – nobuddy will knoe. An she tole her tu kepe de sweddur, coz diz wuz moar impoardint an she had moar sweddurs. An dey huggded an cride happeeteerz. Dere are sum reellee guud peeps owt dere, iz troo.
yesh dere iz! dis izza grate storree TT, bless taht kind laydee an u tew fer trine tew hep a strainger!
Das a neis storee!
Aw, iz wondermus storree! Ai hopes Ceiling Cat sent dem bof many blessifications.
O! An yew tew TT, for alsew trying to helpify! (iz vewy sowwy for error of omission…)
Oh, dat was so naice!!!!
MORE LIKE LION TO THE LADIES ROOM! get it?
Jus uz manz box. No linz! Jus git yur boycat to standz watch fur u!
Ai still remembereez a lyon frum a storee menne yeers agoe: Pi**ing is bettur than seks if u has tu goe bad enuff. Is troo!
I did NOT take this photo.
AND the e-mail address to report errors doesn’t go through. Great site.