
i rather be with yew asleeping den anywherez awake
dis sentumint iz very open 2 interpretashun…
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i rather be with yew asleeping den anywherez awake
dis sentumint iz very open 2 interpretashun…
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U mai BFF
Ai lubbs u.
*snugglol lubb*
Congrats, OCM – Lukks liek u haz a solow!
Thx, Annipuss. Suite littlol bebbehs, arnt dey?
An sleepin babbehz aer teh cyootist!
Zackly! Cuz tehn tehy wakes up an starts zooming arownd into the Anteek Armwor
Bathtub (wif sumbuddy in it)
Closet uv shoos
D…
Den of ubiquity
Everywhere they shouldnot be
Fuds storage places
Guest room (but only when u has a guest whut is allergic to kittehs)
H…
Hidey plais unner teh starez
Inkwell in teh studdee
Junk dror in teh spair ruum
K…
Kitchen cabinets (clangin teh potsanpans
Linen closit (sheddin awn teh towels)
Mom’s jewelry bawk
Nawt in teh speshul kitteh bed ai bawt fur dem
O…
Knickknack shelf, conducting grabbity eggsperiments
Londry rum, adding kitteh hares to teh cleen clothes
Mommeh’s unmentionable drawrerer
N…
Nebber wheer dey shud bii
On tawp of mii wen ai sleepin
Paws on mai food!
Quietly plottin mai doom
R…
Reeclyner, leebing mownds ob hare
Senturr ob atteshun, alwayz muss bee
Tarin a$$ heer an der
U…
Unnerwarz drawr
Vroomin arown de haus
Well hidden unner bed
Xaktly weer dey shudden be
Yoo kno yoo izzin spose to be dere
Zoomin cuz dey got bored ob vroomin
Yay!
Ai gotta go tu bed nao. Bai!!
Nawt were deh s’posed tu be
On tawp of reely high bukshelf
Playin wif momma’s eggspensiv yarns
Q…
Rairlee wear spoast tu bee
Sumwear els
Tippytowing arownd at nite (Ha!)
U….
sew suite, maikz mai eyez leek.
Wild fing???
Maek mai hart zing!
Awww! Dass sweet!
*passes awt CHRG* Beware da cyoot!
Fankyoo! Ai need gnu wun to go awn top ob teh wun ai awreddy weerin juss to deel wiff dis foto!
Ohai, Saaski. Ai hoep u nawt myndid dat ai gibbed ur profiel naym awn teh larst LOL. Peeps waz lukkin foar ur payj.
Ohai! Ai donnow wut yoo aer tawkin bout aktually. Was in a meetin (habbin nummy lunch wiff meetin). Shur ai don mind doh.
Sumwun waz lukkiin foar ur profiel (tu frend rekwest ai gess) an wood be tiping Saaski, sew ai halpt dem. Ur bloo naym waznt bloo enny moar, sew cood nawt juss clikk awn it.
MAYJUR SPLORTAGE ALLURT!! ebberywun taek kaer!
*hans owt duckky taype awl arownd*
Gud eyedia!! Ohai jk2kitteh! Hao iz ur dai beeing?
nawt tew badd, hoep u iz feelingz beddur!
Nawt relee yet, butt(!) mebbeh tumarro. Giv teh drugz tiem tu werk. Nawt bakk tu werk til nekst Moanday.
Ohhhh… teh pinkee noes maykin me week! Pinkee noesis hab powr ober me. *swoons* An teh widdul aiz skwisheed shut. An teh teeny pawrs wif teh huggin. And teh pinkee lips! *iz ded*
Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Saaskiz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts Saaski tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window.
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit. Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
Fanks! Is choklit possum lyke a choklit frawg in Hairy Pawter?
Aifinkso itz a chonklit shaypt liek a possum, insted ov a frog. Ai nawt relee noes, butt(!) it sownds tasty.
Fought maybe was Ozzie treet but ai Googlold it an got pitchurs ob brown possums.
Nawt haz dem in Ozzie. We haz chonklit Freddo frogz an Caramello Koalas, witch ar YUM.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/2550155252_110ab77ef4.jpg
Dose look YUM tu da tenfth power!
Ai nawt yoost tu lyk dem, butt(!) nao aifink dem ar eggsalad.
AWHHH!!11!!!1 Teh cyoot! It are tew much! ^^ *SPLOOOOORT*
Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Wildbreezez brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts Wildbreeze tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window.
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit. Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
O fanks, Ozcat. ^_^ *sips teh hawt chokklit*
*Cawls niyn elebenteen*
*Gets put awl howld*
Oh Noes! WildBreese iz down!
*wee-oh wee-oh* here comes da CCC
*Skoops up brayns*
*washez da braynz wif water*
*Pours da braynz bak in da brayn spayce*
*packs da head bones back onto da brayne*
*Tapetapetape wif duckytape da head*
*Gibs WB a noo CHRG*
*taykes WB tu SRW, adn helfs her sit in frun ob da windo*
*gibs WB a chokklit possum and sum French grammer books*
Don’t luk at da cyoot fur a litlol while, okai?
Oh fanks, flyingkai.
French grammur bukks? Hao did yoo kno ai needed tew wurk awn mai French grammur? o_o
Aiz still unpacking frum da moov tu new haus, an juss fawn mai french bukks frum hi! scool.
Kitteh Simmitree
stawrtz berreh urrlee, ‘cuz awll
Kitteh lubz Cuddillz!
Kitteh Simmitree
amz lubblee 2 seez. Meenz wii
needz CHRGz!!
Bebbeh Kittehz habz
T3h Peenkeez dat maykz Hewminz
eezee 2 cawntroalz!!!
Jack.
If eneewun needs sumfing tew distrakt frum teh cyoot, ai haz sum skoolwurk wut needz doin…
Eneewai, ai gotta go. Volunteerin tyme at teh libraree.
Bie bie, Wildbreeze. *waivs*
Wut subjekt?
danjeruss amountt ub kyoot hear!
Ohai Wompycat! Titan ur CHRG!
Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
*KA-SPLORT*
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts nightshayde in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Fankies, OzcatMum. U iz a lief-sayvur!
Itz nawt fayre hazzin such splortablol kittehs on teh frunt payj befoar ai haz eben had mah cawfee!
*averts eyes frum teh kyoot & focuses on teh 1957 paypurrrs*
Blarg! I are ded. Ded from teh kyoot.
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Thank u, Ozcat Mum! I are okays!!
{{{Ozcat Mum}}}
AWWWWW!!! That’s THE sweetest thing I’ve EVER heard a LOLCat say!
I HAVE to rate this 5*****!! Please read my newest lolz!
Awwwwww, dey koot is just toooo much for me. Mei brain jus asxploded! I lubbbbbbbbb dos baby kittehs! pinks noses and all
CUtsie!
I’d rather be asleep than awake too, even if it meant I had to be near someone.
i would not be asleep! im so crazy, i have 2 go 2 counciling! lol