Nevr get in2 a fight wif kitteh: U will LOZE!
Via: Gifcat
Faeborit Coment: “this reminds me of the clip Jerri Blank is watching where she laughs and says, “the monkey is killing the duck!””- phunbee
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Gimme mah chickenuggitz! Gimme themz!
Its like the most epic metaphor ever…
I didn’t even see that till you pointed it out.
Or it would be if that wasn’t a hen.
U has a flavor! WANT!
this reminds me of the clip Jerri Blank is watching where she laughs and says, “the monkey is killing the duck!”
It’s like Ike and Tina Turner!
Ai sayd, DON CROZ DAT LIEN CHIKIN!
Why did the chikn cross the kitteh?
Wai did deh chikken cross deh hose?
Shii didn’t, deh kitteh wudn’t let hur.
ROFL!! OMG! That cat is in total disbelief that this bird refuses to respect his authority!!
Dat kitteh has a strong left hook…..de chickin better move it or lose it!
lolcat vs rooster
All this needs is the yakety sax in teh background…
Does anybody recognize that the cat doesn’t really want to kill the chicken? It could at any second. It’s like my dog who was raised with kittens and therefore just plays with the cats.
Kitty says, “Don’t cross that line, chook, or you’ll be nuggets!:
Brave damned cat–I keep warning ours not to mess with the neighbor’s chickens. I keep expecting them to come home torn all to hell. A rooster can take out any cat short of a bobcat. Of course, they want to tangle with squirrels, too: another no-win situation.
Kitty about to learn a valuable or painful lesson there!
My 14 lb. cat is chased off the balcony by a small, brown squirrel every day.
And yes; I’ve had smaller birds than roosters that I wouldn’t want to tangle with!
“Hoo yoo kawlin’ a CHIKKIN!”
“Hoo too kawlin’ a POOSEY!”
“Hoo yoo kawlin’ a CHIKKIN!”
“Hoo yoo kawlin’ a POOSEY!”
Cock v. Pussy.
Not always getting along so great.
dis chiiken got pwned by chuck norris’s lolcat.
betcha da chickee won in da end. I has both and my kettehs be damn brave but they learn fast not to mess with a hen – even faster with a rooster.
Talk about your battered chicken!
wants to fav & save – wassup, no clickee?
FINISH HIM!!!!!
Aiz tolds u don’t starts it if uz can’t finish its. Dis be myz yard so scramz or aiz will pluks u nekked.