
One, two, three… BREATHE!
He’s gone, Frank.
if only teh kitteh wud hab gon fer help…
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One, two, three… BREATHE!
He’s gone, Frank.
if only teh kitteh wud hab gon fer help…
Picture by: Unknown
Hez ded Jim!
Congrats, BF!
Fankees! O mai! *faynts frum shok*
hes knot dead… Hes just stunned! they stunn eeseelie – the logitec mousies…
Set fazerz tew “stun”.
Haz bewtiful plewmidge!
Itz lief, Jim, butt(!) nawt az we noez it.
Conga mausees, BF! U waz awn teh bawl. (Ai waznt)
Ai wuz awn teh fone!
ize ad doctah nawt a eye tee speshulist…
oh… adn concatshulashuns, bf
dat wus a berry much logicol nawt sekkund, berry fittink adn ufne… perfec fur a ufne piccie
Ai a doktor, nawt a compyooter tekknishun!
Hi mite need a noo mowss organ !!
*snert*
fankees fer teh congarats ebreewun!
Beyond halp!
Teh Three Mowse kit ears r no moar.
Frum now on we corl owerselbes Hutch Kissaddy adn de Sunburnt Kid.
An den dere waz too….
Ai wuz duen a volyoom copie ob mai hard dribe ! * a free-ower bak-up *
Luuks liek itz bean kwiet !!
Dats cuz yoo nawt heer. *kissin up to PB*
…az a liberry.
Mai liberry nawt sew kwiet. Peeplols tawks on dere cellfones an ebbryfing. Sannoyin.
Mai liberry haz lowd starf torkin tu lowd kidlets hoo hab nebber had tu bi kwiet in tehir
suiteshawt liddlol libez …Cawls 911!
Okay….”Nien wun wun!!”
Taht nebber goen tu wurk, OCM !!
* PB dilez teh numba faw tekk suppawt *
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* whispas: tehre playen “Teh Gurl frum Ipanema” ♫ ♪
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40 minnetz go bye
happee sumwun wuz cleerhedded enuff tu cawl fur fyrmins an pairamediks.
*primps an chekks hare an maykup*
* PB luuks in mirror !! *
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o.O !! Weel hab tu cleen up sum broekin glarss layter …
*suddnlee meremberz an runz bakk tu sweep up glars*
Try loosening hiz buttonz !!
Ohai Peebee! U shode up!
Ooops !! Ive hansard yoo upfred ^^ !!
Trai mouse to mouse recessitayshun!
LOL
!!
Ai agwee wiv PB!
Ohai Anni !! * Hao yoo am ?? *
Tehse lazey mowses arr hard tu find n sumtiems ai cood juss screan !!
Ai aer fyne naow! Had a bad nite an a sort uv mygrane. Thort may fone wuz borked, but juss a tekniklol fing at Puddy’s end wiv teh netwerk nawtwerkin!
Taht’s it !! Yoo spend a packet nd stil it duznut wurk !!
* Dem mygrainz arr teh pleh !! Berri hard tu deel wib
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Teh wuns Ai get naow aer nawt 2 bad – Puddy gets reelee bad wuns tho. Bowt tiem dey fownd a cyoor fur it.
Gawt tu agrii wib yuu, tehre !! Otay, ime awf nao !! Bai, bai !!
Nite nite, PB. Sleap well.
Ro dent u tri teh recubbery perzishun?
Maybee himz driver crashed ??
K, sew yew no hao wii haz “cat-lyke typin detected”? Ai haz a giggly seein teh reel mowsie purrformin See Pee Arr awn teh pyooter mowsie an finkin dat bockses awr poppin up awl ober teh pyooter screen. Ai finkin “Mowse-lyke clikkin detected”. Awr cud bii dat ai haz a sik (stoopy pleh coald oar sumfin…ai haz no voyse eivver) an eberyfing iz maykin mii gigglol dis mawrnin fur sum reezin.
“Mowse-lyke clikkin detected”
Gud wun!
Taht mowss iz a serial pest !! Heez bean awn teh port frum teh momint hi arribed !!
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* Ohai trk
Himz bin eeetin teh kornflayks?
Thair hi wuz juss scrollin araond …
Az if hi knu wot teh rite process wuz !!
Mebbeh him has a code in hims node.
Oar sumwun had two menny bytes.
Dos possibul.
An altho he waz gibbon excel ent cair, him stil dyed.
Shud hab monitord him bedder.
An dun a sistem chekk!
*wispas* Nao hims cawnah office is avaylablol.
Dibs!
Aifink yoo ess bee too hard awn him.
Aisle gib him a plug tu mayk him fele bedder.
Gib him a gud boot nd if taht duznut wurk, reboot him !!
* Donut let him rebutt yoo *
Ai tried dot but its net workin.
Wi nede a systim !! Hab yoo gawt gud connekshunz ??
* Drawp a fyuw naims, faw exemplor … *
Will chek protocols.
Ive had a thott !! Maibi hi wuz a leftandid mowss ??
Duz taht click ??
Aifinkso hez juss gawt a virus. Noe queuer foar dat. *slowsadhedshake*
Yez, hiz drive haz slode daon !! A nyu wun cud bi wotz neded !!
Tu inkrease himz
libidomemree.Rats !! Hi awlwaiz had a wawm glow !! Ai wuz in aura !!
We can reinstall him
Wii can haz teh tekk knowlegeeez?
Huuz redd teh instrukshenz ?? Truufloly ??
!!
TLDR!
Heehee! Lotsatyme teh instrukshenz bii fit to post on teh “Engrish” syte aifinkso! (Ai nawt komplaynin tho. Their Engrish bii lotz betterer tahn mai Fareestistanish would bii…)
Liddill Mowssee wiff
a lawwwwwwng tayl amz Kitteh’z ‘Bat
Bat Bat Arowndz Feeng’!
Liddill Mowssee wiff
a lawwwwwwng tayl shoodz re~feenkz
goweengz twardz t3h lyte!!
Resskew Mowsssee amz
messeengz up Hewmin’z ‘Pewturr
wiff himz CPR!!
Jack.
LOL
az awlwayz, Jack !!
He said he didn’t want to live hooked to a machine.
Waz tryin tu gibb it up.
LOL
*Toddlols off tew brakerum fur cayk*
Yay, cayk!
1,2,3 breethe! (clik) oops, jus bawt fitty pownds uv cheddur!
1,2,3 breethe! (clik) oops, jus bawt gyunt hi tek habitrayle systim!
Ohai frends, maibee ai kan haz sum advyse? Iz nawt erff shaikin but maibee ai kan haz ur thowts awn dis?
Ai reely REELY wish peeps wud reed the profyles uv fowks beefore dey clikkity tew send a frend rekwest. Ai haz kwite kleerlee staited awn mai profyle taht ai wud lyke adult frend rekwests onlee (beekaus uv probs taht haz happind beehynd teh seens in teh past) an taht rekwests frum underaige fowks er blank profyles wil nawt bee akcepted anee longur.
Butt ai stil gits rekwests frum boff. It maiks meh feel bahd tew ignorify teh rekwests, speshulee iffen teh rekwester duz nawt haz anee cheezfrendz yet. Ai iz nawt unfrendlee, at leest ai doan fink so. Butt ai dew lyke tew see at leest a liddle profyle info.
Sorree dis is sew lawng, dis haz bean bovverin meh fer sum tyme naow. Ai doan lyke tew ignorify frend rekwests butt ai doan wan tew goe aginst wat ai haz kleerlee staited in my profyle eivver. Wat dew u awl think, am ai bean unrezonable?
Wel ai nawt finkso u bee unrezonablol. Aifinkso itz a gud polly sea tu onlee frend peeps hoo at leest tel u wear dey ar oar sumfing. Liek wat kittehz dey haz oar eben juss a pikshur. Ai nebber (aifinkso) frend sumwun iffn ai noe nuffin abowt dem at awl.
ai luv tew maik noo cheezfrendz an aifink ai try tew bee welkoming wen noo fowks poast fer teh nawt-sekkond tyme. Ai bememburr wel haow nerbus ai wuz teh nawt-sekkond tyme a maid a kommint an haow welkomming cweenmj an Hashim wer tew meh.
Butt synce den dere haz been sum beehynd teh scenez drama an probs wif bery yung peeps taht ai preefur tew aboid. Ai dunno, jus maiks meh feel bahd tew clik awn teh ignorify buttun
‘Membur, BF dat dey aer nawt RL frenz! Iffn u doan’t want dem awn ur list, doan’t assept dem. Moast uv dem fink dey haz 2 hab az mennee frenz az possiblol. Ai haz 2 at teh momint hoo hab still nawt gibben ennee deetaylz an Ai haz telled dem dey wull be deleetid iffn dey duz nawt hab teh gud mannurz 2 at leest say ware (rufflee) dey lib an iffn dey aer mayle oaer femayle!
Thairz no obligayshen to axsept, BF !!
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Teh kidz juss wont tu add Yoo to teh collekshen !!
Ai awlwayz rite bak tu enni ai axsept nd if tehy cannut bi bovvered to rite bak tehn ai deleet tehm ebenshooly !! * Yep, no burfdai wish
kin i say sumfin?
Ebbreewun haz deh rite tu accept oar reject ennywun for wuteber reezin, oar no reezin at awl. nawt wanting tu frend sumwun u duzn’t know hoo duzn’t haz enny info in deh profile am nawt at awl unrezonable.
But, I duz git a bit uv a sad wen I see deh profilez dat say “no wun under 18″ cuz wii haz yunsterz hoo am full uv deh win and awesum. Fer examplol, Plasticat, claregurrl, Grantski, Hashim, Shadow and sum uzzerz hooz namez eskapifying mii rite now.
I kin unnerstand deh nawt wanting tu b involved wif deh dramaz dat sum uv deh yungsterz bringz. But I must say, deh adultz kin causifyingz plenty uv dramaz, too.
mebbee u kud saying “no drama kweenz need apply”
But u shudn’t b feeling guilty bowt klikking deh ignorify buttin. It am ur purrogative hoo u wantz tu b frendz wif.
Yesh, tahts a bery guud suggestshun! Ai sertinlee doan meen tew hait awn awl yung cheezfolks, ai haz mennee taht ai am frendz wif. Ai dint meen tew hurt anee feelingz er anyfing lyke taht an ur rite, dere iz plenny uv drama frum ober 18s tew at tymes.
ohai, drama cween! *gigglol*
*…jumps on bandwagon…misses and does face-plant…tries again…*
Can ai sayify sumfing? Wen ai founds out dat all teh postings wif frends are public for anywun to reed, ai decided nawt to do frendifications becuz ai is a rather private person IRL and did nawt have teh comfies wif dat idea. But ai do consider sew very many cheezpeeps as frends, and ai hope ai haz nebber off ended anywun by nawt frendifying in a formal way.
*…runs around hugging awl teh cheezfrends…*
*…falls off bandwagon in dramatic fashun…*
*halps shepsmom bak up.*
{{{{{shepsmom}}}}}}}
Deh public messagingz am nawt ebbreewunz cuppa tea. Wanting tu keep ur privacy am nawt sumfing tu haz tu apolologize fur. U am a good Cheezfrend.
{{{{shepsmom}}}}
iz twoo taht peeps need tew keep in mynd taht teh messidje board iz nawt private, sumtymes ai wish it wuz butt ai gess taht kud leed tew stalkin an harrasmint uv peeps, aifinkso folks r moar inklind tew bee kairful wat dey say iffen its rite dere awl shynee an akcessibul.
Ai got awf trak a lil bit wunse ai startd mai rant…mai mayne gripe wuz taht peeps dew nawt reed teh profyles nawt-sekkond. Ai tri tew dew sew an respekt iff peeps r taikin a brake frum akceptin er wat eber else dey sai inn dere profyle
ohai, BF- ai just had dis beri prawblem ! sumone axed to be mai fwend, but der profile was blank. ai felt bad to click da “ignore”, but ai finally did. i wished ai hadda way to let them know why dey was ‘nored but ai didnt (sigh)
wd bee nyse iffen wee had wai tu messaje peeps eben iff dey not cheezfrends (kinda lyke on FB).
or a way tu send a messaj wen declynin teh frend rekwest.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
OMG THAT”S AWSUM!!!
Yesh it iz! Anuvver grate lol frum MallardVHS!
Wud hav bean funnyer if thy wr aktool micez, nt ratzez….
Can’t read through all that lol-speak…did anyone else point out these are rats and not mice (other than the computer mouse)?
Ah! New project! Find one of those annoying minature computer-mice they used to sell for use with laptops–then you could re-photograph the scene with real mice and the sizes wouldn’t be fouled up!
…or just leave well enough alone and enjoy the LOL as it is!
…Scope for many different responses to this non-problem, we have it!
Them beez baybee ratzes… knot mowsees…
Mebbe u shuld try mouse-to-mouse resuscitation
himz not ded, himz pining for teh fjords.
(come on, sumwun had to say it!)
Awlwayz gud tu heer taht wun, LM
we should try mouse to mouse resussitashun
My computer mouse actually smells like rat lol
Funny pic