
All in favor of getting a refund for it, say "AYE"!
i jus hope it no eated teh reseet.
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All in favor of getting a refund for it, say "AYE"!
i jus hope it no eated teh reseet.
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I like it better wehn I was a nonelee kitteh!!
Congrats, Nenne! Lukks liek u haz a solow!
thanks Anni!
*yawn* will be hard to get up tomorrow!!
o yumyumyum!!! wee kan haz fressh-baked bredzez?
oh yesh!
and there is fronch cheeses an fig jam, ai has sum patteh of duck – oar was it goose…. *shrugs* and sum ham an sweet sherree tomaters! an mayo, mustard or relish…
Is all on teh boofay tablol – negst to the sordid drinks!
But yoo will hab nies fresh bed fur brekkie!
Oop! Bred, nawt bed.
Bayking bred iz wun ub teh bestest smells!
ai agree. tho ai fynds dat teh flayvur uv teh bred yooshoolly duzzent liv up tu teh smells.
O ai agrees!
At mai monastery, the ground floor is where teh laundry is, and where dey bakes teh breds and dries teh herbs adn flowers, so when yoo comes in it smells like clean laundry, bread, and lavender. Iz bestest smell ebber!
But teh babbeh wull gro up and be ablol 2 opin gushifud cans!
It will tayk tew lawng! Nawt lyke kittens, wot grow up kwiklee.
Its wurffless!
In fakt, its eben wurss den wurffless.
It tayks attenshuns aways frum meh, adn duznt gib nuffin in return!
Adn awl teh fings it duz? Yoosless! Considur…
Annoyin meh bai pullin mai tayl
Burpin adn belchin alla tyme
Cryin adn cryin and… did ai menshun cryin?
D…
Deeveating attenshuns awai frum me!!!
Eeting awl teh gud gushifuds
Free-loading awf teh mom adn dat for elebenty yeers
G……….
Demanding fudz
Eggstra lawng napz in mai faborite spawts
Floofy tayl grabbing
G…
Drinks mai shaer uv teh milks
Eggspeks ebbriwun 2 lub him
Fritinz me wiv hims skreemin
Gibs me a heddake
H…
Hoggin upp all teh atenshuns dat useta bee mine
Inna ways all teh taym
Jabberin adn skreemin adn cryin so ai cant haz mai napz
K…
Krawling after meh
Lying in awl teh gud comfee plases
Mayking teh berry lowd sownds wen ai iz sleeping!
N…..
Klobberin mii wiff toyz
Likkin mai fur
Munchin awn mai blankee
Nevah gibbin mii kookees
O…
Odors, stinkee, mayking ‘em!
Pulling mai wiskerz
Quibbling wif me ober teh tois
R…
Ridin himz tryk ober mai tayl
Sittin awn mii
Teerin owt mai furs
U…
Ululating at awl howers
Vishishly skwishing mee
Walking awn may toezez
X…
Xcreting teh most vilest uv odurz
Yowlyowlingm butt(!) in a berry anoying acksent, adn
Zweiback crumz come owta itz mowf.
Krawling alober teh playce
Laying in MAI sunnybeemz
Mawling mai sleek furz
Nomming mai kibblols
O…
Duz dis fawl intu teh 3 day chanje yur mynd polisy??
Nope iz a as iz sayl. Noe refundz. Noe exchanj’s. Noe returnz!!
Ai cawls Beddur Bizzness Buerow? Diz cud hab been an aksidentul delibery!
Aifinks teh “aksidentul” part happind a littlol erliur den teh delibery.
90% uv peepl aer cawzd bai aksident…..
Aifink ai wuz cawzd bai a pina colada.
Mai sister wuz cawzd by a cowld Sweedish wintur.
anna wawlk inna rayne…
… an sum shampayn?
Duz U haz haff a braynez (musta been a big splortz)
lol. . . bakwerds statisticals! XD
It nawt eben uses teh littur bawks!!
It haz a strap awn wun!
dis reemines mee ub wen ai wuz a kidlet… ai useta tell meh bebbeh brudder dat ifn him not du wut ai telz him tu, wee wud tayk himz bakk tu teh horspittle adn getz ar munnies back!
Iz hii in ferapee nao?
LOL! ainotfinkso…ebentuwally wee bekayme gud frendzez wen we bofe got a liddle older!
Dat’s gud
Mai syster adn ai get awlong preddy well nao.
Hey! Der’s caek in teh brekruum!
Why are these people letting their cat sit above their baby like that? That cat could fall and baby + claws = not good!
Adn wut is wong wit dat bebeh’s giant hed? nun bebehs round heer puhporshunned liek dat!
Hey! Der’s caek in teh brekruum! (Stoopy komint waz awn wong fred)
Izzit germ in chawklit caek wif cocomanut iseen?
Shur! Adn chokklot wif chokklit ising
we not kaer bawt stoopy koment wen it invahvs CAEK!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
habz moar pull wiff Hewminz dan
Kitteh feenkz hurz duz!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
duz nawt moob mutch, so Kitteh
keepz an Iee awn himz!!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
maykz prittee gud Napz Playss wen
himz amz habbeengz Napz!!!
Jack.
Ai finks teh trollz iz kinda fun. Qwik, wot tehy got der panties ina twist bout nao!!
Unfortyoonutlee reestokin fee taekz 18 yeerz to pai ov!
I used to have a Siamese cat named Mia, and my parents said that before I was born, she would sleep in my crib. I loved that cat!
AYE!
I used to be a cat like you….but then I took an arrow in the knee