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Dey trikkt me!
An naow Ai aer awl wett!
An Ai do nawt want!
*hands Anni a towlol*
Here u go!!
*sets up the booffay tablol wif sordid snaks and drinks*
Conga rats and tango turtlols to you Anni!
Thx Nenne! Ai aer dry – iz teh kitteh hoo neads teh towlol!
save urselfs!!!
Yu has be trade mai tiny trust!
Just abowt mai awl taim favrit!
Prollee she nebber, nebber EBBER getz ene fuds, eether.
Heer bebbe kiterh- ai will dry u off wish a towel- rite after ai get dat littlol bit of stuff off ur kyuut littlol nose! Skweee!!
Midnyte Kitteh habz
T3h Smawllz in syze, but hurz habz
Jynoarmuss Memmree!
Smawll Midnyte Kitteh
habz Prittee Wun dat yoozez
Cheezbugr az bayt!!
Smawll Midnyte Kitteh
ekkspekkteengz deelishshus Nomz.
Getz ‘Pleh!’ Baff, insteddz!!
Smawll Midnyte Kitteh
will fytez urjj 2 leeb ‘Prezzentz’
in Prittee Wun’z shooz!!!
Jack.
Por bebbeh. kerful nawt tu splort….
*hans gmwgs a bran noo CHRG(wdoi) – wif teh elly fant behine hand drawn bai Ambercat*
There! Nao yoo ar sayif to luk awl yoo want.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}} fowsin fankz fur nu chrgwdoi. nuffing liek a lolifunt bhine tu kepe yu frum splotr
wut dat menez up dere? sez ichc can be sene awn “compatibility view”
OOoooh, ai wuz just lookin at my CHRG(wdoi) frum da MannySnowDaze Cheezmeet!
Hao yew iz, Janet?
Wierd press is bean weird. It sayz ai alreddy sedded dis, butt (!) ai no seaz dat ai did… so…
OOoooh, ai wuz just lookin at my CHRG(wdoi) frum da MannySnowDaze Cheezmeet!
Hao yew iz, Janet?
Dat happind tu meh, tuu.
Sumtymz u hastu refresh tu see teh kommint u just poasted.
*faispaw*
sayvs yur salf!
Run laik teh wind!
Kitten too kewt!1!!
Must have CHRGwdoi and HGGs for self-defense!
Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
{{{luv}}}
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Niphredil, poohbear3931, Ahluxx an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, sooper-dooper water skwirters, kandee, an wind-up dansing toy lolephants!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Yuze a gud burfday fairy. Yoo needz a fankyoo. Aifinkso. Jus fore beeng dere four eberywun. Happity Tayles two yoo.
Fank you berry much! I gots to spend it wif our dawter in Sonoma State colege yesterday. We has gud tyms thankee. and all that byootimus fud frum da birfday fairy and da cool toys. agin wit da muchlee fanks.
FLY! You fools!
LOTR FTW!
Ohai Keshet! Lubbd yur Dirtee Harree ref awn teh “Hoo yu starin at…” lol!
fankies AfriCat!
how yoo iz?
i no like photos of wet kittehs. dey make meh sad!
Doan bii sad! Sumtiems teh bebbeh kittehs, specially ifn dey arr bein raised bai a hoomin mommy jus NEED a baff! Hoapfully dis will nawt bii a regoolarr happenin.
Iz twoo. Ai reskued a bebbeh kitteh frum a Kar ‘ngine. Hurs had duh flees reel badz an durty frum duh kars. Wuz ‘mergencee! Kalld duh Vet, dem saze gib bebbeh kitteh baf wif Dawn Soap Likwud. Den bringz hur inn. It wurks. See wuz so scardified an xzawsted. Dryd hurz ona heetng pad wif tawlez. See wentz too sleepee an rebobered. Da vet gave hurz mecidine an 6 mos ladder gotz ‘dopted wif nu fambly. Ai don doo dis bery ofen caws mai kitteh bery jellos. Butt dis wun wurked awt otaye.
Happity tayles to awl duh laebururz ob da wurld on ‘merikas laebur dae.
Wee pleges respeks
fore awl da wurkerz
an two da wurk fore wich dey stan,
sitz or liez down fore.
Wun happity holidaze
Uner sunnee ubrellers
Wif kittehs an cheezburgerz por awl.
Dis is to:
Amurikas
Bulkanz peepuls
Caribee-enz
Duchez kontrees
Engrend (owr cuzins)
F . . .
Frenchies
Germayns
Hungrarians
I….
Italeeans
Japonees
Kappadoshuns
L…
(P.S. If your country or people are mentioned in this list, please don’t take offence as in “ETHNIC JOKES!!!” we’re just having fun, k?)
Lithoowayniums
Madigascarians
Noo Zeelandurs
O…
Outer Mongolianz
Pawpaw Nu Ginny
Qatar peepuls
R
Republik ub Romania
San Mar Teen
Transilbaynia
Ubberwald
V…
Venenzualez
Walis (funni nam)
Xtra spesul Uropa
Yemen
Zimbabwae
kome awn peepuls, yuze da smartetz.
Gimmee an R…..
Italians
Japanese
Korey ans
L…
*Dabbs off eye boogers* *Snorglols kitteh in warm towel* Schmoo!
Cheezepeeps, yoo ar da smartestz peepuls. Nao wun kan tranzpose duh letturs laik yoo guize kan. Ahm stilll larnin. Schmooze.
An dat kitteh iz bery cleen naow. Bebbeh kitteh iz purty wen awl brushified. Aifinkso.
Awwww Poor wittle kiti
WHY CATS R COOL SLEEPIN DISIPERING FUDGE LOL:D O;