not going to get dressed today. got my kittehs. got my blue fuzzy. life is good.
noez wut wud mayk ur day bettah? thums.
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yesh! I has an envy!
Congrats, carosue!
Iz just us, huh? An also congrats tu yu tu! We shud go to teh tyebooteek fer a before-sleep nomible or a hot drinkee. Well, maybe nawt hawt. We hadda 102 deegrees tuday. A disgrace fer September! Where is teh autums, I ask!
We has bowt 60 at eleben pee em. Dat iz bowt rite fur us – fealz cawld 2 me tho!
Wat moar cud Ai want?
A third kitteh?
Ownlee gottid too pokkits!
yes, but furred kitteh would be a spare. calico kitteh looks like she is trying to escape…
Moast kittehz aer furred – sept teh sfinks wunz!
Noe, noe, noe. FURRED. Az in wun, tu, free!
Aifink iz an eggsalad ideer, pt. Day way, wen wun eggskayps, yu can has anubber in reezerb. Kynna lyke jugglin.
*Suddenlee an uneggspektidlee finks ob Steev Marttin*
*snerk* – (renemberz cat jugglin’ rooteen wif a fondnez)
Uhlawng wif arros fru teh hedd!
To bee nekkee lyke a kitteh! Wud be bedder!
sum drynks an noms an ai is awl set!
Ai donut fink dat dis is a gud luuk for de orifice, da bossis mite nawt liek it.
nawt eben on cazule Fridayz?
ohai cweenmj!
use 2 stepz ahed ob mii.
Yabut, ur spelling “catsual” am bedderer dan mine!
wud b gud ai fink sew 4 da catsual friddaiz.
I has a squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Clappity clappity!
Kitteh awn eech sied gibz yur leif baluns. Kinea liek donut in eech han gibs balans brekfist.
Dat’s guud, cuz mai kittehs sleepz wun awn eech syde ob mee. Hubcat nawt tu fond ob dis arrainjmint.
Dis why yew kneed tree kittehs! Dat way it kan bee kitteh-Niser-kitteh-hubcat-kitteh!
Dis iz gud poynt, butt (!) mai gurlz R 16 an wud nawt tayke tu kinely tu anubber kitteh at dis thyme in der littlol livez. Mebbe ai can has fwee kittehs wem dem crawses teh brij, butt (!) ai hopez dat iz nawt anee thyme suun!!!!
Ai hopez sew tu! Mebbe a stuffed kitteh tu coddlol for hubcat?
Ai lubs de ideer of de pokkitz ful ob kittehz – dat wey yu can haz kitteh lubbz eny tiem, eny warez. Cept if yu reech intu da pokkit tu gib sumwunz a bidnis kard an yu hanz dem kitteh insted, yu mite haz splaynen tu do.
“Nize tu meechu, heerz mai card.”
“Mrrrooowww prrrr prrrr mrrip”
“Waow, das eelabroarate bidness kard! Gotz sown effex! An fuzzeh! Yu mus be bery bery suxessfel in yur bidness! Sine me up! Heer, haz a big bag of munnies!”
Ai wil hab dat orinj wun. Hmmm, an ai taekz wun awn riet, tu. Bof. Jus leeb kittehz in pokkits, taek awf de byootiful plad smoken jakkit an hanz it tu mi. Butt (!!) turnz arown furst.
I wantz one tu! Eggsept dat Zoe wood keel me in
mai sleepz iffn I brawt home nother kitteh.
Wut? Oh, skyooz mee, dat nawt bee mai card. Noes, yu cannut habs deez byootimuss kittehs, dey iz partt ob mai catsual Friedegg on psalm bull. An dis nawt bee uh smoken jakkit, iz mai baffrobe. Hay, stawp dat!! Noes, ai nawt takin dis awf!!
*Getz fizzicul wif poetenshul millyun dollah klyant*
*Kittehs getz upsett an startz tu howl histerical-lyke an trie tu gett owt ob teh pokkits*
Ohai AfriCat!! Iz 6:30 heer in teh midd west, an mai hubcat iz askin foar teh ribz tu startt grillin. Wishes ai cudd stay, butt (!) gotta goe. Yu guis haz funz!
Yoo in teh dessurt? Lyke a bananana kreem pie? *nom nom nom* Ai will eet ur howm fur dessurt.
An awl teh sand witches two.
Gibs me doze kittehz! Hanz dem ober, ai sai! Remoob de plad smoken baffroeb riet nao dis minnit! Butt (!!!) turnz arown furzst.
O noes, de kittehz iz excapen! Uh-oh, de chaise is awn! De gaem iz afoots!
*Runz afdur teh kittehz wifaspedeofliteness*
I muss hab doze byootimuss kittehz!
*Bof kittehz shinneez up tawl tree tu excape*
FYREMENZ!
Kittehs nawt gaem..bunnehs iz gaem, deer iz gaem..nawt kittehs. But (!) kittehs iz up teh tree!! Wii must cawl nine-ellebentee fur teh fyremenz!! *mai bee dey will arryve in dere blue baffrobez* Ai can haz a hoepfull??
My son hadda blue baffrobe. I sed “you look like Hugh Heffner in dat fing!’
Ooooooo, fyremenz in bloo baffroebz…hmmmm…oooooo….hmm
*dreem dreem*
Yez, yez, cawl de nienty lebentee an getz dem heer kwiklee az pawsiblol!
Adn hear by teh lastest comminents, I haz an ad vert foar teh Breakfast Buffet at Red Lion hotels.
Wut a sinkronis- syngromish- coincint- cowinacent- -oh basement fergit it!
ai kinawt haz kitteh (cramped living spasiz) but ai had kitteh befoar, n he wuz enuff kyoot for ebburywun.
Kittehz nawt take up much room!
Unless yoo tryin to sleep inna bed, den dey tayks up LOTSA room!
Foar egg-zamplol, I hadda tayle-mustashe foar a whiel last nite.
*Wunders how a 7# kitteh can strech owt to 3 anda haff feet*
Egg-zaklee! Mien duz dat too.
Yes dey canz. So troo. Ai haz deh extree lawng cween siez bedsted wif jus mii innit an deez 2 kittehz taeks dere haff owt ob de midlol an ai haztu shleep on da bery ejj ob teh bedd! Itz hi up foar-powstur bed, tuu, an dey doan caer iffn ai fawlz owt! In fakk dey be pleezed coz dey haz moar ruumz! Ai go gitz in dere kitteh blankies an see whut de fink bout DAT.
Dey prolly nawt care.
Sarah thinks hur shud sleep between my feets. I sez “No” alla tiem butt hur climbz dere aftur I fawlz asleep. Sneeky girl!
Yu noticed hao teh littlol kitteh between teh feetz on top of teh covers can pin yu to teh bedd lyke if she wazza parked cement-trukk?? Trikks wif teh leveragez, maybi? Oar optional gravitee?? (Ohai Red!)
aifinks dey iz uzin powur ov ceelin cat tu poosh awn de feetses!
U kan haz 3rd kitteh?
Handsumm Wun habz Bloo
Fuzzee dat Liddill Kittehz
feenkz amz T3h Besstest!
Bloo Fuzzee habz lawtz
deep Pawkittz dat Kittehz fillz
wiff cawntenttedz Purrz!!
Moar dan wun Liddill
Kitteh canz fillz a Pawkitt
wyle dayz enjoyyz Napz!!!
Jack.
OOOooooohhhhh Ai has a pokkit full ob kittehs
A pokkit full ob kittehs . . .
ay, y u getz pokkitful ob kittehs n iz nawt? aihaz n nvee.