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I sendz poastcard!
congrats, cobalt lion! Ummm….kan teh kitteh write, or will the postkard wif a paw print onnit come fallin owt of the sky wun dai?
I finks dat wez just be gettin a floaty card.
*watches horizon*
We comez in peace day say, nawt wanting to probe.
Pweez stikz a intressin stamp too it fur minez stamp cullekshun.
Kitteh watches an thinks hmm…moar noms fer me now.
Gudbai, Mister Whizkerz!!
I haz the dumm, mai cween. Whooz Mister Whizkerz? I finkso dat Franny wantz himz back.
No! Yu bring bak dat kieeth RITE NOW, Mr. Alien! Ize nawt finking just of the kitteh or uf us…yu nawt know whut yu are gettin intu, I fink….
o well. Mebe tey needed an Overlord.
I fink da kitteh will bee dribing da spayceship soon….
Ai hoap dat kittehz nayme nawt bi Toonces.
Iz Toonces a no tory ess ly bad driber?
Yu myte sai taht.
pjperry hab a kitteh naem Toonces
Zoe got in elebenty diffrent kynds ob trubble wen I saw her tryin tu steal mai mom’s car. Nao we haz canoe rule: “No steeling cars.” I had tu add “oar mai socks off mai feetz wen I am asleepin” dis mornin’. I iz still tryin’ tu get da sock back.
Iz purty shoor dat pjp duzint let Toonces dribe ennymoars, ya noes, afta da cliff deal.
I had da keys hidden too! She sometimes too smitten fawrt…..(has too much brayne powers).
ohai prinsesstaia! iz furrtine, loist ayj pawsibbul awn dis sait, sew aiz nawt dwive aider! lol
ohai princesstaia! aiz furtein, ai nawt dwiav ider, aifink.
I fur wun welcomes our kitteh oberloards.
Ai currently hab 2 kitteh oberlawds.
Dat splains de buk de alienz follow…
TO SERVE CATZ
…uh-oh…: shock :
We B getin Tooked awey!
Nooooeeez! Doughnut b taekin mii wear iz noe cheezburgerzzz!!
iz faet wurs den deff, ai tellz yoo!
ai lurvs cheezburgarz!…but dey maeks mi gassi
Big flyin Do-nut takin kitteh to Vega (tu lib wit Vegans)?
HALP! Aliyums bii abductin meh!
Woo we gonna kall?
*syngs Ghostbusters song*
*changes lyriks to ‘fyremenz’*
FYRE-MENS!
Wud dat bii schmexeh fyremenz?
YESH!
*Getz owt teh feintings cowch in redines fore teh fyremenz reaktion feints form surten cheezepeeps*
no! wii callz da X-FIALZ! mr fox wud liak dis kase…
iffen der’s sumfins straynj
en yur nayburhood
whu ya gonna cawl?
FYREMENS!
Policemenz?
mebbe?
Gog catchers?
X-FIALZ!
beem me up, kitty!
Yay! Twee of my kittehs in pics on cheezburger in last two dayz!
yew muss hab a big proud, DeathFire! Day are adoorablol!
Yoo is gud kitteh fotograffer. Mai kittehs see kammera an stop bein kyoot oar walk away. Iz tew difficoot to capcha dem on kammera.
Woot for u, DeathFire!
on no! Mr. Whiskerz! Comz bak!
Kittehz no can beez
abbdukkteddz bye Aylee~Unnz
‘cuz datz wutz dayz am!
Kittehz can tawllkz 2
Muthurr Ship, butz Muthurr Ship
nebburr landz awn Urff!!
Missturr Wisskurrz seez
Prittee Callee~co awn Fyre
Prittee Wun’s shoaldurr!!!
Jack.
Kitteez in da Klingons’ Quadro-Triticaylee
Ketchin dayr tribblez
Mulder, HALP…
X files ref FTW!
Hold on, Scully!
Can yoo get mi a napplol wile yor up tehre, plzthx ?? * no grubz pleez *
Ohai PB! Wut izza napplol?
Ohai fk !! * an applol
*
Oh! I getz it nao. I fawt mebbe yew wanted a cat-nap!
Hee, hee !! Nd no grubz !!
“The Cat from Outer Space”=best movie ever.
I want to live on a planet ruled by kitties.
Ohai D-R! I roolz dis heer nine akres. i duznt no wuts takin da otter kittees so long eggsept dey prolly hadz to habz dere nap timez.
well, teh burfday fairy had a big lazee an sleepy today, but heer i am finally to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Crossfire905, Edinah, Barkymark an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd a yummy sordid cheezcaek buffay, iskreem, sparkly party punch, an goodie bags filled wif goodies for a evening party – frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, mini windup glo-in-teh-dark racing ladybugz, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark alien stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
HAPPEE BURFDAY to eberybunnies! burfday fairy uze da awwwzum 2. Wheez glad u had a lubberly lazy snoozie day 2. Fankiiies fur cheezcakes, yum, cherry is my fabe!*Runsrunsruns after racing ladybug wif cheezcake hanging out of mouf*
… . . .. . .ann then CAT disaapeared . .. …… non
Was that kitteh from Cheshire?
*snorglols wif Sunny*
*snorglols back*
I am happytayle that you are friend, haz I sed taht lately?
{{{{{{{Princess Taya}}}}}}}
Of all teh peeps hoo beleebed in me, yoo were teh one hoo gabe me kurrij to beleeb in myself again. ♥
ai did? *blush*
try this…
: oops : only takes owt teh spaces. It gibs yoo….
Yes! yoo did! Wif yur kindness, and furgibbingness.
*hedbonk*
*tummy ticklols*
*eer skritches*
*snorglols adn purrz*
My grandson Chris, well, one ub hims bebbeh kittehs, 3 weeks old, crossed teh bridge. Him’s name is Charcoal. In fact, 3 ub hiz sibs haz crossed teh bridge (Charcoal’s, not Chris’s) I finkso is mebbeh cuz teh mommy-cat gotted preggers only 2 weeks after habbing her furst litter ebber, and she wuz nawt stong enuff, while nursing, to be building kittehs in her tummy.
Chris had teh biggest sad I haz ebber seen. Wud not let teh dead bebbeh outa his sight, he carefully placed teh bebbeh kitteh in teh sunny libbing room window, so Charcoal would stay warm.
Fankees, pj. I haz printed owt some stories of Princess Mu’s meadow, and teh rainbow bridge story, frum Rainbow bridge. org.
Will take them to him tomorrow, Hiz Mama iz habbing teh BIG PLEH, and is going awn disability, until she can get her meds adjusted, and nawt be so sad sad sad ennymoar.
Whole fambly is hurting so bad.
Cud yoose sum beems, sent to vancouver, WA? Pleez?
Just wishing my fambly could awl be fixified, finally. Please, CC?
{{{{{{Sunny an fambly}}}}}}
Mai hart hertz por litol Chris. Charcoal lef wif lotsa lub frum hims hoomin. dats da ‘mportant fing. Ceiling Cat wil sen da sumbeems two dem wif a kwikness.
Fankees, SasaCat. When he putted liddle Charcoal in teh window to stay warm in the sunshine, and sat and petted and petted and petted, awww, wuz juss so sad-making. Made my heart hurt.
Gib yor kitteh a snorgle an kerl up wif kitteh. Heerz sum hawt chonkit wif baylees chawlit likur ina it an cuppykakes wif 7 minut frawstng. *duh floofy kind* ana wahrm blankee wif burdys ona it. Nite nite Cheezpeeps
Fankees, SasaCat. You are kind. ♥
PJ? what happens when the tiny ones, that am still nursing, gets to teh Meadow? Will there be a nursing mama fur him?
*hazza worriet*
All hoo cum tu teh meddo ar tended tu akkordin tu der need.
{{{sunny, charkoal, chris, adn fambly}}}
so den mai Auntee hoo crosseded teh Bridj awn Septembur 2 weel bii wif awl teh hart-kittehs adn hart-goggies, yesh?
Yesh, dey wayts inna meddo tu greet doaz hoo lubbed dem, adn anywun can bisit dem der. Ur antee is welcum der tuu, adn will find lubs adn companyunships. U can bisit hur der tuu, weneber u wants.
aaawwwwwwwww, kyoot! mebbe ai eets sew menny cheezburgerz ai diaz, den ai seez mai nemo kitteh agin. we putz him daon, hi peez awn bedz. pissy hissy kitty.
ai wud finkso, but I am nawt an egg spurt.
{{{{{{{Princess Taya}}}}}}}
am so so so sorry about yur auntie!
I fawtso, that win peepuls cross teh bridge, they collect their heart-pets and go awn to hevven. But, ifn yoo iz still wanting to visit wif her, she is probly there fur you! Teh Nyte Watchman mebbee told her to wait, becuz you are coming?
Teh cween noze much moar than I abowt teh meddow, and heaven, and stuff, yoo cud mebbee ax her?
ifinkso wherever tehy iz wayting, yoo will seeing tehm again sumday.
I am wishing that teh cween wud do one ub her beautiful stories about him crossing the bridge, but am shoor she is sleeping.
(wiff aplologeez tu teh cween)
Nyte has fallen in cheezland, and awl ar asleep in der beds. Teh nyte watchman is mayking hims rownds.
He cums tu teh bench bai teh princess mu meddo, adn awl teh hart kittehs adn obber fur-bebbehs hoo crossinged teh brij dat day gavver arownd hims fur cumfurt. He tayks hims tyme gibbing eech wun teh lubs dey need tu be peesful in deyr noo aboad. He introdooses dem tu teh obber kreechurz in teh meddo, adn mayks shoor awl has fynded der happy playses so teh wuns hoo lefted dem behynd can cum bizit dem heer.
But nawt awl kittehs can fynd der way. Teh nyte watchman knoz dat sum ar tuu yung, or tuu hurting, tu kno wayr dey is or hoo lubbings dem still.
He gets up frum teh bench adn walks daon teh paff, teh kool breezes russling teh leebs ob teh trees adn tikklolling hims fayse. He can senss teh innosint littlol soalz hoo has bin taykin frum teh wurld far tuu erly, adn crowchez daon besyde a labendur bush wayr dey is hyding.
“Luuk heer,” hims sez, reeching unner teh bush, “foar littlol kittins still luukin fur der mama. Dey is so tynee, der fur is so sawft, adn der mews is so playntib.”
He craydlols dem in hims arms, gibbing eech cumfurt adn warmfs. Wun ob dem is alreddeh warm… “U must be littlol Charkoal,” hims sez, “still warm frum teh sunshyne on teh windoe-sill. Ur hyoomin, a littlol bebbeh lyke u, missez u beri much, adn wishez u wuz still der wiff hims. Can u feel hims lubs?”
He walks wiff dem daon teh paff, tu a littlol kleering, wayr a mama kitteh is kwyetly napping. Hur eers perk up as he approachez, heering teh faynt cryez.
“Heer u go, littlol wuns,” hims sez as he puts dem daon wiff hur. “Dis poor kitteh krossd teh bridj befoar she cud gib birf tu hur own kittins. She will gib u awl teh attenshunz u need until u can walk wiff konfidenss awn ur own, fully heeld adn strawng lyke awl teh kreechurz in teh meddo, reddy tu reseeb teh lubs frum doaz hoo cum tu bizit u heer.”
Teh mama kitteh tayks dem in wiff a joyfullness, adn likks der hedds adn lets dem nurss adn play wiff hur tayl. Teh nyte watchman watchez dem foar a short tyme, den kontinyooz on hims way.
*wispurs*
fankees, Angel Plume. This will halp Chris wif a muchness.
{{{{{{{AP}}}}}}}
Is beautiful. sniffle. Poor liddle Chris, did not want to let Charcoal go. Mama cat took teh otters outside and came back wiffout them, except one, whose insides came out hims bottom, and he died. Was pritty awful fur awl.
finkinso they was borned nawt finished inside. sigh.
BYootimus, AngelPlume, just byootimus. Mai heart hurts for little Chris and effury who has lost a loved one, be it a two-legged or four-legged wun, in the last few days.
taht iz very byootiful, angelplume. ifinkso tehr iz many mamas hoo haz gone to teh meddow hoo wuld love to habbing sum kittens to take care of.
mai kitteh, ai wuz eleben, he wuz mai burrfday pwezint fur furred burrfdai, n ai libbed himz berry mutch. n den he peedz awn mommaz bedz n aiz eleben, we pez himz n gibs litterboks, hez 2 yearzawld n we getz him win hez sew tiny, n noaw iz furrtean, but den aiz eleben, n hez pissy kitteh, froaz hissy fits! n wii toak himz to da vetz, n vetz putz him downz, n he sleepz. win he waekz up, hez awn brij, poar kitteh! ai hadza biggess sad ebbur!
wuns apawn a tiam, dere wuz a kitteh. himz naem wuz Nemo. himz wuz all baesmint kitteh, but himz wuz nawt minion ob ebil, n so himz wuz put down n croassed da brij to da meddo, n awl da heartkittehz welkimmed him, n da nite watchmin toled himz, “u mae go aniwarze in dis meddo. ai wil gib u awl cheezburgerz, n cuddulz, n awl u ebbur wawntid, n win ur lubbed wunz, da littul eleben yir awld giwl hoo lubs u n hur momma, cum too dis laynd n vizit u, u willz bee happi wif dem.” n Nemo wuz happi, eeben do hiz lubbd wunz wirr farr awae n cuddent sii himz till dey went dere furreber. oar in dreemz, he tawt…dey culd sii himz dere. n dey stial doz, eben naoz.
{{{{Kittenlover3}}}