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Bwayno! Bwayno! Mas, mas!
otay, mebbe nawt. *kubbers eerz*
Oh noez…now they’ll never be free from the horrible Vuvuzela noise!
G-G-G-OOOO-OOOO-OOOO-OOOO-AALLL!!!
*PRAAAP-PRAAAP-PRAAAP*
Ohai AngelPlume, conga parots awn yore nawt-sekkund sowlow! Fink ebberywun’s sleepin ore bizzi owt dare.
Tihs pawwot be bery cyoot, muy bueno!
Fankeez, Geniecat! (ai nawt fink we has meeted…ohai der!)
Ai wuz beginnin tu wunder iffn ai wuz akshulleh in cheezland!
Awl ai kud heer wuz krikkets!
Yers AP *waives floofee paw uf frendchip*, nais to meetcha! Tho ai haz offen red yore commintz – hoep yew survived teh drinkies adn shootinz in teh preevius lol! Had a gigglol abowt taht, adn teh wurm rimes!
Teh krikkets wud laik teh wurms!
sawry, Geniecat, amfinkinso we met, but nawt shoor?
Only one country in the whole world that would keep a parrot who’ve learned to imitate a vuvuzela…
… in any other country, he’d be KFC’d.
ooooh! AP! Nawt sekkund AND nawt furst! Yoo deh man, ai cawls out teh rats. Hmmm, mebbeh nawt rats tonight, ai am finkinso teh moles in my yard has been slackin in their job of aerating the ground.
*hauls tr0ll’s fansy-pants surround sound out to teh back yard, nawt too close to teh beans and cukes, but close tew teh pear tree*
*puts teh sub-woofer face down*
*gets umbrella in case teh pear tree reacts, iz still a lotta pears up there*
*turns volumm to elebenty-free and clickees awn Nirvana*
“COME to me MOLES, as you ARE, as I WANT YOU TO BE……”
“memorieeeeeees, memoreeeeeeez!…”
*moles come popping outa teh groundn gasping fur breff, begins to dansdansdans wiffakwikness*
Konga Konga Konga MOLES!
Do yoo lyke to ROCK’N'ROLL?
shake them scrawny tayles, moles! OOOH, baby!
Konga Konga Konga MOLE!
Konga Konga Konga Moles!
“k, fnx mole friends! Stay close to home, y’hear? Oh, BTW, on yur way back, wudja pick up awl dem pears fur me? kfnxbai!
*tosses several dozen tiny bukkits to teh moles*
Rats, moalz… is ai still awn stayj?? *luuks foar mr toad adn mai badjur hat*
Fankeez sunneh! Enjoy teh payrz!
UM,
my sekkund messij was to teh moles, ‘bowt picking up the pairs? poor liddul guys, I bedder tell them they duzn’t have to pick up but only a few, doan finkso those bukkits will hold but a very small pear!
And, sekkundly, I was nawt consciously finking about yur play, only trying to optimize my resources, you see? noze teh kittehs will nawt dans, cannawt imagine teh birdies doin it, so, it only left teh liddul diggers.
Ai dint fink yoo wuz finkin bowt teh play, but whut u sed remynded meh ob it, so ai mayks funneh (ai hopes). Fankees fur teh congrats!
Adn ai lykes payrs, so ai hoaps u has nommilishus wuns. Enjoy!
Teh pears? well, ifn teh skwrrls haz been sampling them, or ifn tehy split win tehy hit teh ground, tehy goze in teh compost pile, owt by teh flutterby bush. Ifn look to be still viable, leave them on teh picnic tablol.
What? Oh, shoor, sawry!
*turns off teh patio light*
======================<) PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPP!
Happy caturday!!
ohai, Nennepus! Yoo being gud?
is a brite sunny day heer inda far north!!
Am needing to go to my bed naow. Love tew awl! ♥
Gnyte sunny! Sleep well wiff gud dreems, adn wayk refreshinged!
Ai goez tu beddy-byez nao tuu. Gnyte, awl! *schmooz*
nite nite, Sunny!!
praaaaaaaaaap!!!
If this was my parrot he would be imitating a chicken soup.
mebbeh dis burdie canz dew da fli-ober beefor da awl-gogghe vuvuzzella marchin-ban paraid startz….
Can someone translate the man’s voice for me? I’d love to know what he is saying. Thanks!
Hiz saiyin teh parruts naem, an den encoroaches eet to maek dat vuvuvuvuzelah zaund.
Thank you!
Oh god kill it!!!
Why is this not a kitteh?! Dx
Now that is just totally wrong.
SLAY THE FOUL BEAST!!!
KIL ET WIF FYAR!!
He doesn’t say much. it’s something like “come on, paquito, do the vuvuzela” “do it again, the vuvuzela. the vuvuzela, paquito”.
He also says “que pasa, paquito?” wich is something like “what’s happening?” or “what’s the matter?”
Thanks!