
I can pretend to listen and I can pretend to care. Just not at the same time.
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I can pretend to listen and I can pretend to care. Just not at the same time.
Picture by: Pimoes
U an me bofe, Kitteh!
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!!!! :LOL:
Congarats anni!
oops, smiley fayle!
Mai dinur iz in teh ubbin – Ai wuz affeerd it wud bern b4 teh LOL caem up!
Hazza guud dinner!
Ai didd thx!
Purrhaps if u tri openin a kan uv toona wile u speeke…..taht wud maik u moar innerestin!
Butt (!) probablee nawt. Kitteh ownlee lyk tew du wun fing at a tyme
Teh can o tuuuna heps wit de kitteh concentrayshun aifinkso
yur pettee littlol promlums is uv no inturist tu mee.
kitteh nawt gud at multi-task-ooooFOOD!
I am listnein to you no tell what wrong.
Dat ermines me of mai fabrit Homur Simsen kwoat: “Jus bekoz ai doan kayr duzzen meen ai doan unnurstan.”
LOL
Weave awl dun taht
!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to *deep breff* Sharingan, Gogote, Finis183, Sergentbagle, Phsycokitteh, Amanda17, Kamikazie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, chonklit chip icecreem caeks, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an a game ob live-akshun whakk-a-troll. don’t wurry, iz a chance for teh trolls frum teh burfday goodie factoree to get
also goodie bags filled wif hoolahoops taht lite up wen they hoola, sekrit agent walkee-talkees, kandee, an shiny smilee-face mood stikkers taht change colur to show yor mood!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
unchained from the workbenchessum fresh air an sunshine, an if yoo only whakks them on teh hed it not hurts them.———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Koo! A bumpur bundlol uv burfdai peeplz! Happi burfdai 2 dem awl!
mmmm! chonklit chip icscreem caeks! fankies burfday fairy! yoo awlays sits up teh bestest burfday partee!
Happee Burfday ebbreewun nd awlso tu JK2Kitteh
!!
Ooo, luk at awl teh burfday caeks ….. !! * taiks juss wun
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!!
Nd a whakk-a-tr0ll gaim
whakk !! —————————————☼ ∩
whakkk !! ——————————☼ ∩
Thx Burfday Fairy !! Yoo teh bestest partee host
!!
Fankies, birfdai ferry, four addin tu teh atmosfeer iv frenshipiness!
Iz it me, or duz the kitteh luk like House?
Mai kittehs iz lissenz tu me, and dey rekkognizez deir naymes.
Day noz
wich side uv thei watterbed iz buttered — ??
wich syde iz teh warmist? (teh upper syde, uv corse!!)
who gibs teh kitteh fud! Yeh, dat’s the answurr.
@Pomegranate: I wuz jus thinkin teh same!
Srsly.