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Miss Septembah? But shez so… nekkid.
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Yeah, yeah…the articles, oh, helloooo Miss September!
Miss Septembah? But shez so… nekkid.
Picture by: Carm Cole
wach yer blud pressure, kitteh!
Kittehz a legz man…
I dun fink itz legz hez lukin at
He seems reeelee interested in dose feet.
Wots going awn? Wots a foot wiht taht ??
He nebber met a tarsal he didunt liek…
He sir ten lee lykes toes feetz.
*Standz up, arches, lies back down*
conga-rats on solo tawp spot, carosue2!!
Da kitteh nawt lyke da skinnee models uzed inna magazines!
Conga rats, carosue!! U R teh 2 2day. Howz teh bukstore?
oooh nestfale!
nawt too busi tudai. Peeps bot art buks and mysterees. Sum historee. wether wuz gud and 3 day weekend so maybe folks was bein wif family. Iz time to close up nao. I will chek heer later frum home! TTFN!
TT! Lokkit tite!
ohai, murfNturf! *extendz floofy paw uv frendship* I don’t finso wii haz metted b4! How u am?
*taekz floofypaaw* Pleezd 2 maek yur kwaintance! Iz am pleezed (tiltz hed at own redundin… reenundams… repeety stuff!) tanks U very much!
Welkum tu Cheezland!!
Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!!
I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
Deh CheezTownCryer’z majik trikz paige.
It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn making deh smilee faisez
adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
*handz murfNturf a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!!!
ooopz!!!! linkee fail……
Bloo chawklitt iz delischuss ennyway!
Fanksmuchly! *sniffs martoonee* Ohyum! Chawklit and toona are elebenty uv mai fabritz!! *sipsip shlurpslurp*
Mai furst Cheezland lybayshyun! Wey!
kitteh pron
Unforchunatlee, nawt menny of us luuk lyk teh cennerfoldz.
Taht’s coz tehy gawt tehir summik staploled, Red
!!
summikstummikan dey is ayr brusht tu.
Luk at da tayle on dis wun!!
Sittin in my customs Tuna Box Ride, juss perusin’.
Wudja lookit deh eerz on dat wun?? lukz like a bat!!
Adn a tale taht rhymes wiht bat.
muskrat?
Turn-ons inkude long naps by the beech and…
nippy mauses wit lawng tayles and…
scratching postez wif fezzery poofz on top adn ….
And foofy bankies
Turn offs? Baffs
and…
…bizzits tu teh V-E-T…
GOGGEHS!!1!!
Stale, generic kibblols!!! and…
Klowdee daiz adn…
Attempts tu trim mai pointee endz, adn…
Happeh morning peeplols. …
Persons who give ickee medicines. …
Rydes is teh noizee rollie beest…
an reely thmelly toona. Yum.
Ohai, SasaCat! we meets agin! gigglol.
*hedbonk*
Ai wuz studeein de pichure ob de nekkid kitteh, an luukz liek she gotz wun of doze bellehs das a litlol bit saggeh…duz eny of yu peepz haz kittehz wif de flappy bellehs? Mai 2 wuz liek dat wen ai gottid dem at 5 munfs! (Dey was teh 5 munfs, nawt mii.) Deyz nawt fat, ai nawtz oberdu dere noms, deyz jus gotz bellehs dat haengz daon – boikitteh and girlkitteh. Wen dey runz iz kine ob kyoot tu see de bellehs flapen sied tu sied, butt iz bery kyooryus wear dat commed frum!
Alot of tiems, I finkso kittehs get teh floppy bellehs aftur dey bin “tutored”.
I agwee, teh floppy iz kyoot, butt onlee awn kittehs!
Punkin hasda floppy belleh; Toonces does nawt. Maybe cuz Toonces hadda litter? Or maybe she is skinneh cuz ov her barfies.
I wunder abowt dat too.
Sarah iz teh onlee kitteh I has seen dat nawt haz teh floppy belleh. Donut kno why, tho.
Sarah is still very young, rite? Maybeh she’ll get teh floppies later on.
Hur iz a yeer an a haff. Hur iz teh skinnee kitteh – ways less than 6 pownz.
Dini haz a liddlol bit of a floppy belleh, an hur iz onlee 8 munfs oldur den Sarah iz. Hur iz twyse Sarah’s siez, tho.
mai Rin wuz ownlee abowt 6 pownds fullee growd tu!
Ai spoze itz possiblol dat de saggy belleh iz a inn hairnetted trate? Mebbe dey iz jus boarned tu haz dat kine of belleh. Mai littlol grrl toardie dat ai had (beefoar deez two) had 2 liddurz ob bebbehz (so ai wuz toald) afoar ai adawptid her an she wiz tite as a drumm in teh belleh ayreea. Bery strainj.
Toonces is Punkin’s mom. Maybeh it skips a germination.
Ai cawl teh floppy belleh parts teh kitteh uddur.
Egyptian Mau kittehs are supposed tu has the lil belleh flap….it halps them too run wif a kwikniss like cheaters.
Mehbe is an old jeanitik trait taht onlee sum kittehs still gets these daes?
It cud b dat maybeh da belleh floof is cuz dey eet more gushies.
Ohai pjp! Sonly my pinion butt(!)I bleeves dat sum kitties, like Riley and John, accumulate their fat in that belley gob u guise r tawkin bout. Hour Zeke, howsomeber accumkulated his fat in an eben lair ober his body. He was big and hebby butt(!) dint have the belly gobblewolly.
Ai, on de otter hand, don’t hab eny fat tho hour human keeps tryin! Ai iz a bery svelte and sekksy 3.8 powns.
Ohai, tttb! You is veree svelte! My Toonces is a rail an waysa bowt 6#s. She hassa barffy thyroid pleh; somwat better at da moment. Ooo dat reminds me ov anovver turn off. *goes upfred*
Why thx, pjp! Pooor Toonces, tho, meds r phffflt! Ai shood say dat ai was berry sick wen I was iddle boy and juss nebber groed berry big, stunted ya no. Hour v-e-t sabed me tho. Aiz good at da barfies 2 butt(!) wez thinkin dat iffn ai eats juss a liddle at a time and offen, tiznt so bad. Aiz allus got hour human jumpin trien to get me to eat, tee hee.
Oh, poor tttb! *Jumps up to get tiny tuffy treetees*
3.8 ellbees! Das liddlol! My grrl toardie culler kitteh was tinee, maxed owt at 6 powns. An smartur dan Ainstine, too. Naem wuz Motley on akkownt of her motley cullers. Ai mizz her bery mutch. *snif*
(Ai lubz tu heer uvver kittehz naems – pippel kidz mii bout hao mai curint 2 kittehz haz hoomin naemz butt tu mii deyz beddur dan hoomin, almose. Riley an John! Sarah! Toonces! oh nooo – dribes awf clif agin! Zeke! Lubs naemz.)
Oh nose!!! Arrrg!
Kittehs
squeee
Looks like he’s a leg man. And a cutie!
Ohai Joi! aifinkso we haz nawt met?
*eggstenz floofy paw ub friendingness*
I want to thank you for teh site yur bloo name is linkeed to, and fur teh halpful stuff there! I haz bookmarked!
*sneeks up awn Sunny and snorglols wif hur* Hai Sunny
OHAI! Sweet Princess! I was afraid I had done sumfing wrong, but figured it was a timing issue!
{{{{{{{Princess Taya}}}}}}}
Fankees fur yur kind hopes fur me, yur wishes, and mine came troo!
That subject is awl done now, we can simply be friends, and haz no worries! I haz been bragging to peeps about how sweet and kind you are, so naow I sez it to you! *hedbonk*
tippytoze, sneaks, tippytose, pounces! *Tummy ticklols!*
And much love to you, sweets, and hoping fur happier daze!
Ai lubs yoo Sunny *schmoo* *purr*
him finks dat miz setembur bery grasful an slimm. Luk at da yurrnin awn hims fase. Sweety.
Woo Hoo That’s my Moonlight-Kitty and my FURtography!!! Thanks eFURRYbody! Thanks to JimPrice for the GR8 caption!!!
Conga rats fore yur front paige phowtow!! Pretty kitteh, tu!
Oh! Big big happytayle fur yoo!
*egstendz teh floofy paw ub friendingness.*
I finkso we haz nawt met? Very nyce photograffy!
OOOOH! I clickeed awn yur bloo name, you hazza kitty wif teh name Sunny, like me! And a kwiltee! I is teh empressed!
Sawry, hazta go fur a short while, to be making some applol-cimmanom bred puddings!
Will bring some back, when done! Schmooze!
mmmm! *get plate, spoon, puts on bib, gets in line for anovver wun ob sunny’s nommalishus dezzerts!*
OHAI! {{{moonmuvver}}}}}
Ai haz finished my aplol-cimmanom bread pudding, iz nomalishus, Ifinkso. Here izza tray ub ramekins, each wiffa serbing ub bred pudding! Iz plenty fur awl, becuz is cheezland! and…no calories!
OH! and here izza pichur ub heavy cream, sum desserts am better wif teh plain cream tahn teh wippy cream, as the flavor speaks fur itself!
Please tew be enjoying, awl cheezpeeps!
Sawry fur teh lateness, moonmuvver. I seed AP was posting on a old LOL, went to check it out. Gotted caut up in teh controvery, hadda put my 2 sents, 20 cents, and, finally several munnies worf ub commints. You noze sunny and her soapbox! Was here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/08/30/funny-pictures-video-kitteh-saves-hoomin-from-pitbulls/#comment-996741
I finkso I did well, wif no acrimony or meanness, just facts, and debate! Donut like controversy, but did want to be a voice ub reason! Schmooz!
Conga rats too yuze two. Hims luks gud an yoo pozed hims jus rite. Shmooze 2 yoo.
conga rats on teh awsum pikshure on teh frunt page!
Mai name can haz a bluness?
almost – so close! teh format that at dis time currently wurks iz:
http://cheezburger.com/murfNturf
dis seems to change evree week
on, by teh way, nice to meet yoo! *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
yesh, that wurks.
i can has noo cheezfrend?
yoo kan haz, ai kan haz noo cheezfrend too. aifinkso.
I sended yoo a rekwest, too, SasaCat! Lunarmommy can vouch fur my character, aifinkso!
Yesyes, Lunarmommy! *paws to floof de ship*
hehehehehehe this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LOL!
eheheh.. he’s all comfy in his box
Uuuh September nice choize but Miss December is abitz bettrz
meh y ish all these modelsh sho anorecshics?