
When you sed you wuz gettin a new "hog" I thot you meant teh kind wif 2 wheelz dat goez VROOM!
VROOM. Happy?
at leest he iznt dis kinda hog.
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When you sed you wuz gettin a new "hog" I thot you meant teh kind wif 2 wheelz dat goez VROOM!
VROOM. Happy?
at leest he iznt dis kinda hog.
Picture by: Unknown
Nawt kwite wat him eggspektid!
Just as stinkeh, tho.
Congrats awn ur solo, anni! Wud u lyke sum bedtyme drinkeez?
Thx! Sum hawt chokklit wud be gud plz!
*heets up teh waddurs, poars inna kup, mixez in teh koko*
*serbs it up wiff a dollup ob wippy-creem, juss bekuz*
Der u go, anni! Hoap it bringz u plezzint dreems!
Thx AP! Sipsip slurp!
*Yornz contentidlee*
G’nite ebriwun, g’nite!
Nitee nite anni, sweet dweemz!
Kittehs ‘n’ Swine. Whotta kombinashun!
Kinda lyke eggz-n-baykun, but diffrint.
it bii Kitteh-n Baykun aifinkso
Altho, kitteh-n-baykin wud beri suun be juss a happeh-stufft kitteh.
I’ll have the combo-platter.
Yesh ai mentid dat teh kitteh hab etted teh piggeh adn hab a stufft tummeh *nods*
Aime shokkt
!! Nawt tu be eetin enni pets, Princess
!!
nawt eben teh baykun?
Iz otaytu eet uvver peeplols pets, juss nawt yor oan
!
:shocked:
Ai ment
At leest hims nawt klash wiff mai kullurz.
Yesh, we haff saym markeengs.
At meel tiemz, tehy arr boaf pigs !!
*Maykes gruntin noizes tu help ill uh strayte PB’s poynt*
*belchiz* skyoozmeh.
Haz a phew
fartzfawts ob hiz oan !!Ai ham getting hungree nao !!
NOO!!! So close!! Oh well, I’ll be first to comment someday. :\
In teh meentyme, u cud joyn in wiff teh funneh-ness. We nawt byte.
An juss reememmem, remememember…..yu gawtz tu bee awn teh bawl tu beet anni. Hurz iz teh fastist finnerz in teh whirlled!! An otterz lyke mee wil juss push F5 til teh cowz comez hoam. (Mai Granma uzed tu saye dat.)
Onlee tiem I seed sumwun beet anni wuz in teh middlol uv teh nite GMT – onlee becawz anni wuz sleepin!
Ai aern’t dat gud! Lossa peepl beet me!
anni, u iz teh qween uv teh F5 button.
GMTA!!
It can be dun, but it shoor nawt eezy!
Adn congrats awn maykin teh hoam-payj, cinna-crumbs!
adn shi duz hab a farst mynd !! * nods *
Fanksyoo, fanksyoo, u guyz! And aw, shux! 8)
Doan bee shy nao. Yu noe yu R teh cween. Ob nawt sekkunds, dat iz.
*yoinks cween mj’s tiara an hans it tu anni*
Shhhhh…..hurr wil nebber noetiss!!
*reechez up wif paw*
*feelz arownd*
Mai tiara b gone!!! Oh noez!!!!
*fayntz*
Takin bai a tiarrorist
!!
*shock*
*Getz teh smellin sawltz*
Oh noez, mai cween, wakes upp, wakes upp!!
*Yoinks tiara awf ob anni’s sleepin hedd an slipps awn tu cween’s hedd wiffakwikness*
Der nao, awl am rite wif teh whirlled.
*opunz aiz.*
*feelz tiara bak on hed*
*Sitz up*
Wow! I had deh strangest dreem!!!
Dat’s rite, an yu wer der, an yu, an…..*poynts tu snayke oyl salezman*…..an yu!
*stikz tong owt at snayk oil salezmanz*
At leest dere wuzn’t enny flying munkeez.
Mai muvver sed dat! Yu noe, sum dae awl deez kaowz iz goin tu come hoam an dere’s goen tu be seeryus lakk of ruum. Butt we awl haz lotsa mlik an staekz! It jus be onna hoof.
Nao dat doan maekz no sinse atawl! Dis comint spose tu be up dere wif ‘Niser’s comint bout teh cowz comin hoam! Sheeshez.
O ai seez…o, stoopy mii… Ize nestid butt mai comint jes fawl in de oarder dey comez…ai gitz it nao… duhz….
Hee, hee !! Teh mayn tihng iz tu sai sumfin bowt teh pikky in teh nawt-sekkund cawmint
!! Taht’s harda tahn u fink, sumtiems !!
Yeff *nods* juss yellin nummers nawt kownts in teh brayd.
*shuddurz at teh fawt ob teh dreddid brayn-freez* Clebberniss kownts.
* wundaz wair yoo can bai ant-freez for braynes *
Yesh, butt (!) sum daye, kitteh, dat hawg wil bee az beeg az teh wun wif weels dat goez VROOM! Wee saw Minnie soda’s beegist hawg at teh Stayte Fare awn Toosday, an himz wayed 1,400 powndz!!!!!!
Did yoo havz Funnel Kakes at da Stayte Fare? I LUBZ da Funnel Kakes.
Noes, butt (!) ai am goin bakk wif mai hubcat awn Mundane, wich iz nawt soe mundane dis weekweekweek beecawse ob teh Hollyday! Soe mebber ai getz dem den. Mee an mai “helf-konshus” fren hadd teh freshee applols, teh freshlee skweezed lemmings aid, teh roastid cornz awn teh cobb, an awl teh milk yu can drinkee foar uh dollah. Den ai hadd uh yummee taco at teh Taco King.
*drooolz juss uh littlol*
Ai nebber heered uv funnel caeks till Ai plaied heer. Ai juss googlold dem. Sownds berry taystee!
Dey iz VERREE VERREE taystee! A staplol uv fayres an carnivalz, liek cotton-candee. I LURVZ teh cotton-candee, eeven tho it maekz me awl stickee.
Ohhh, dey iz teh yummee! Kine ob lyke Krismuss rosettes, onlee doughy-er.
‘Shameded tu admitz it, butt(!) I duzzn’t kno wut ar Krismuss rosettes! Mebbe tu lawng sinss I bin tu a fayre…
Dey nawt at teh faire. Olde Scandihoovian recipee. Yu mayke dem at Krismuss thyme wif uh rosette-shayped fing date luuks kynna lyke uh brandin iron. Dip dat intu teh batter and den in teh hawt oyl, den dust wif powderd shugger. Vwalah! Krismuss rosetta stonez!
Eek! I kinda cringeded wen u sed “brandin iron,” butt(!) den teh rest maedz it sownd jus SOOOOOO yummee dat I un-cringeded! I’z gonna hafta findz a recipee fur dese, aifinkso!
Dey is bery tastee but not bery helfy. Probly good dat yoo can nawt get dem all yeer rownd
Find the bright side, cat.
Give it time, and food, and then…
bacon bits for MONTHS.
Adn fryed porky-chops,
Barbeekyood baybee-bakk ribs
Adn pownds ob fyne hamm!
An pork skratchinz fur GP!
Nnooooooooooooo !! Nawt tu bi nommin awn porky !!
Luuk, heez awlmoast teh twin ob kitteh !! Juss a littlol bigguh !!
Awl bebbehs ar kyoot
But wen dis gye gets biggur
Hims nommilishus!
Foar nao, tehy boaf luukin sheepish !!
ai agreez wif dat. Ar der enny noms arownd heer? Ai haz a hongree…
Egg-sept, not Bac-Os. Dey be vege… erm vega… umm… dey not hab meet in dem.
Mr. Big pinkee nose is hammin it up for da camera.
He’z a troo camera hawg!!
Hims poazin fur hims porktrit.
nd hee luks reddi tu hog teh bed … nd ebbreefing elzz !!
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* Juss luk hao teh bed sagz
*singz*
Habs u scene teh littlol piggehs
Crawlin in teh dert?
An foar awl teh littlol piggehs
Lyfe iz gettin werse
Awlwayz habbin dert
Tu plai arownd in!!
Ai doan kno taht song, ‘Niser !! * trize tu imagin it
*
Doo yoo tihnk tehy gawt tihs wun at teh market nd hi went …….
awl teh
weeway hoam ??Iz teh Beatlols, awf ob teh wite albumm dat mee an mai ruumaytes lissened tu non-stawp wun summer in mai kawlij daze. Ai noez juss abowt ebree werd tu ebree sawng.
Ai plaez piggehs wif mai Asti awlmoast ebree moarnin, butt (!) hurr piggehs goe meow meow meow meow meow awl teh way hoam.
Izza earrebberant saloot tu teh TTI poleese force, aifinkso!!
Snert snert! Clutching forks an nibes…to eet da bacon!
*S wines* I can nawt haves gud nesting
Last comment was supposed to go with Niser’s song.
wisspas: it did nest, juss woz nawt furst cawment
Shoor u can… but pbz wuz erlier so showz up abuv urz.
U boff has replyings tu teh sawng fur us tu bild freds upawn.
PJ !! Wair yorr mannerz !! Tihs piggy iz tuu fresh tu eet rite nao !!
* Wi can kom bak after teh nekks LOL shoze up
*
Yay PJ! Ai gnu ai cuud cownt awn yu, mai Beatlols buddee!
O noes! Nao I’z gonna hazza cravin fur poachded eggz (see below) AND haz dis sawng stuk in mai hed at teh saym tiem!! Wut haz I dun???!!! Dat’s it – no moar piggy lolz fur me!
Earwurm an appityte wurm, awl in teh sayme LOL! Yu can awlwayz cownt awn yoar cheezfrens foar teh dubble wammee!
An it iz SO SO SO SO wurf it! Ebry tiem!
Whoa, AP, I readz dat tu fast teh furst tiem an thot u sed “poachin!” Nao I’z gettin teh hungreez fur poachded eggz!
*poachez up sum eggz*
*fryz up sum baykun*
*toasts up sum breds*
*spredds buttur awn teh toast, watchez it meltify in*
*desydez derz tuu much baykuns, noms a peese*
*serbs it up awn a playt fur cinna-crumbs*
Enjoy!
*Puts some cinna-crumbs on da toast*
Oooooooo, demz iz sum mai fayvorits, tu!!!
*starez at awl teh yummies an duzzn’t kno ware tu start*
LD
*decydez tu haz dem awl at wunss*
*maekz a baykun-an-egg-awn-butteree-toastz sammywich*
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Wheeeew! Fanks, AP, dat wuz eggzackly wut I needed!!!
oops, I haz buttery fingerz an dat last “:D” caemz owt rong!
But her fingerz spelld moast ob tehm rite !!
LOL lebenty ( porktrit)
Yay for Cinna_crumbs hu maiks it tu teh frunt-paig agenn
!!
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* Vroom, Vroom
Fanksyoo tremem… trumenz… VERREE MUTCHLEE, pb! I haz a happee dat dis wun maedz it, ‘cuz it’s wun uv mai husbind’z fayvorits.
Ai liek himz sents ob hewmar
!!
dis wun is cyooter tho.
And prolly duzzn’t cawst az mutch tu maekz it run!
Harley ennifing at awl … foar teh furst fyu munfs !!
Arrrgh … I onlee saw ur pun aftur I didz myne below – udderwyze mai hed bee hurtin MUTCH moar den it iz!
Adn kitteh can still ryde awn hims bakk. Speshulleh wen hims groez up.
“Bornded to beeeeee wiiiiiiiiild!” HAWG wild, dat iz.
*duckz tu avoyd teh inevitabul flyin objecks*
Ime sawrry, teh eerwurm mayd mi doo it …
Dis iz waaaaaaaay bettur den a projektyle!!
Hard tu beleev it caim owt ober forty yeerz ago !!
* goze luukin faw it on iToonz *
Well, yeh… butt(!) at leest dat’s onlee six kitteh yeerz.
Ai nebber wud hab thott ob taht
!!
Maiks mii reel eyes dat ai neber watch dis moobie. Muss poot awn mai 2 b seen list.
*GAPS* look at da kolors! dey b twin cuzins!
Hoggie jus lax sum floof inna earz!
i are confooseyed!! Wot are da kinda hog wiv 2 wheels dat goes VROOM! Ish it a hairoplane or a priceicle? Or eeben a nomnibus?
HOG ekwals Harley Owners Group (motorbike club) nd nao
can meen a Harley Davidson motorbiek too !!
Squeeeee!!!!! I wants dat litlol piggeh. Himz sew kewt!
A kewt is sittin next to a kewt. Clappity clappity!