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itz a kat bed arfta awl
Congrats, PB!
Nd yoo, Anni !! Otay, tihs tiem Ai am goen tu bed tu sleap !! Bai nao !!
Bai pb!
Sleep tite dis tiem!
Yup! Wots dat bebbeh doin in dere?
It lukks berree cozee!
Sumwun wud bi habbin kittenz if tihs wer tu happin
!!
“Deez naykid kitteez ar kreepie “
Ai kno. Why hyommins lub dese fings so mutch wen dey so uglee?
oh so this is what happens when our hoomins is being indecent,
we should has fixed them, sigh…
wunner how maneh more bebbeh nekkid monkehs is dere
what does you finks shall we keep himz
or gibs him to a good home?
Ai fink himz mite gro up tew be teh gud watch-monkeh. Oar at leest teh gibur uv noms.
and we can sleepz on himz head and purr
letz dew dat now. git him uzed tu it.
*sigh* Yesh, unfortunately dis wun too habs fumbs. Wii can nawt jest frow it owt. If wii pway awr cards rite tho, mehbii wii can cawnbinse it tew invent uh gushifud can dat can bii opend wif pointy ends. Hoomins nekkid furless monkehs will dew N-E-fing if wii offur teh prawpurr motivayshun.
[praktissez 3:00am "I'm hungry" yowl] *MEAWRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr*
Dem hoomins ownlee haz wun oar sumtiemz too bebbehs at a tiem. Mai momcat had ayt uv us awl at teh saem tiem!
I knowz and we started walking in a cuppla weeks, when I wuz dis bebbeh’s age I wuz jumping on tawp of dah bookcase
OMG! this bebbeh hairless monkeh is so cute..
I will squeeze him and snorgle him call him George!
But ai awlreddi naemed him Timothy!
is ok U cawl him Timothy I cawls him George
Juss lukkin at dat furree blankie maeks me sneez!
Me, too. Wow!
Waaahhhhchoooooo!
Babbeh pinkee toes! Skweeee!
Awwww, dat gray strypee kitteh am juss teh saem culler as mai oald hart kitteh, MJ! Her wuz a tabbee poynt wen her wuz bebby, butt (snerk) wen her gawtz oald her juss a tabbee wif liter culler awn teh showlderz. Adn beeyooteemus bloo Iz. *snif*
“Yu knoe, deez fings tenz tu attrak sum innarestin noms… Ai haz seed litlol jarrz ob meet-flaburred gushifudz, and big botlolz ob mlik… Ize finkin wii shud leeb it wear it iz, an taek adbantij…”
“Yu fink?”
“Yeh – telz yu wut – yu goe taek dat knap yu bin tawkin bout, an ai staiz heer an waeks yu up iffn ai seez ennyfing, k?”
“K, butt yu hastu myeao laod cuz Ize hebby shleeper.”
“Ob korse! Bai bai, haz a guud knap!”
*spotti kitteh kurlz up*
*buf kitteh rubz pawz tugevver wif de mawnic glee*
*Tinee hoomin, yu iz mai tikkit tu a belleh ful ob priem gushifudz! Bwahahahaha!”
*insain deeminted gleem in aize*
Toby Cont In Nude….
*role credits*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to *takes a deep breff*MomCatAnna, Dhanpir, TeaCat, Merilynn, Cattails, ThePurpleDragon an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid yummy cuppiecaeks in many flavrs wif fansee frostings, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls that lite up wen they bownse, alien paperdollz wif dezine-yor-own owtfits, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happi burfdai 2 awl teh burfdai peeplz!
*Grabs a cupcaek in eech hand an runz awai wiv a kwikknis*
Itz teh I Sing awn teh caek !!
Happee Burfdai Cattails nd ebbreewun elz
!!
* PB halps self tu cupcaeks … puutz sum bak
*
Thx Burfdai Fairy
!!
“Do you hear what I hear?”
“A baby cry!”
“Where we are finding baby, there are milk nearby!”
“If we look in baby buggy carefully…”
“Plenty milk for you, and also some for me.”
Teh Laydee an teh Tramp ref!
Yesh!
*happeedans*
An singed bai mai fabrit laydee singur!
saftey beems to all teh kiwis after teh heartkwake!
Gawts tew go tew teh orfodontist.
Ai hatez dese braces. Ai hoap dey cumz awf soon.
i just had tu loosen Budz collar — tu notchez! I noe it wuznt dat tite wen I put it on him three weekz ago!!!
yoo’s bin feedin hims, hassent yoo. wuz bownd tu happin.
nuuu dey used comic sans!
We are Siamese if you please.
We are Siamese if you don’t please.
Ai liek teh lolkitehs!