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Dis toy pleezes mi !!
Congatyoumalations on yur nawt secund spot – haev a dark chonklit Tim tam?
Thx Wolfkit !! Yum !! * Sabes it faw afta mai tee
*
Taht shoes mai tee willpowa, PB.
*finks to seff, PB’s aktin wierd todai*
* tihnks tu self, ” Dinnas ober, nao wair did ai puut taht tim-tam ??” *
ai nose – the otter day – he shared!!!
:dublolshcok:
Iz tihs teh floofeh chik we noes adn lubs???
Yoo wont harf a sammich, Nenne ??
Ai did hab a tim-tam nd tehn it dizappeered
nd tehn tehre wuz a blooberri caik butt(!) it went
nd nao Ai haz bred’n'butta !!
Lukkee u awlreddi had ur dinna!
*sneeks in – yoinks a tim tam*
*leaves a tray of bloobree bucklol instead
*runs in, yoinks blooberry bukklol* *leevs bred an budder insted*
Ohai an conga birdz, PB!
* maiks a sammich * Thnxsh, OsheM !!
Here’s sum dinner for you dinner-timers!
*Sets up portkey*
Get the wine in the fridge – I’ll be right over – OCM or PB’s howse???
*takes dinner out of the oven and gets yoinked to OZ
*tries again*
ht tp://www.taste.com.au/recipes/21511/pumpkin+lamb+feta+pasta+bake
Wel, ai finisht mein sew itz onli fare yoo bizzit OCM, Nenne !!
Ooooh! Nommy! Mai haus pleezthx. Ohai Nennepus.
Duz kamra has a flavr? …no, bakk tu bunneh.
Ohai, AP! Ai red this nawt-sekkund az “karma” – had a konfuzzlold! (Mai wimminz grup iz studeeing Boodism, an “karma flavr” wud be gud topik fur diskushun!)
Dats whut ai kept seein wen ai skrolld passt it, tuu.
Duz ai gets gud karma fur teh serindipituss karma kamra komelyun?
Yew iz enlitened, AP!
Fankees! Ai leens moar tword teh Taoist den teh Buddist, tho.
awwww! parrot haz sumbunny tew luv!
Parrot iz kyoot an haz teh gud mannerz, but(!) nawt shur ai want him awn mai kitschen kownter!
ai wuz finkin taht tew, ai doan kare ware else dey sit butt ai doan allow mai gurlies awn teh kownter
Video is awsum an win tho!
Mai Polly, tew – noe kowntertawp, noe kitschen tablol – uverwiez teh hawse iz herz! Mae be harder tew keep a burd off uv kownter, tho. . .
P.S. Mai Polly iz a kitteh, nawt bird.
Nawt a dollee? *singz* Miss Polly had a dolly hoo waz sikk sikk sik….
he is!
it looks like the countertop at a sanctuary or zoo or sumfin – I don’t think it’s in ennybunny’s home!
O! Az emilee litella used tew sae “Never mind.” :blush:
(oops! Maeking up mai own emoticons agin!)
Wel, it’z in wun bunneh’z hoam butt(!) heez toyen wib hur !!
:dubblol-wink:
Iffn its teh bunnehz hoam, wayr duz teh burd lib? :blink-blink:
Okae, yew tew! :scowl-wiv-a-smiel:
Derz ur prollem… emotikonz doan wurk in lolspeek. :smirk:
Hmm, dis iz noe gud :powt:
Hao can wii saying :
:afrayd:
:burstin wiv egg-syte-mint:
:clappityclapin lowdlee:
:d….
:dans-dans-dans:
:elayshun:
:fud-heer-iz-gud:
:g: …
:daintlee snarfing guddies:
maybe knot…
:emoshuns – showing all of them in wun face:
:flannick – peeing in: –
:g….
:grat nyoos:
:hellooo:
:Icee creem:
J….
:jumpin wib joy: *shi libz daon teh streat*
:killin-time: * onli tiem, nawt fartha tiem *
:luvvin-it: * ime luvvin yor ideer *
:m: ..
:meltin wiv teh cyootniss:
mai CC!:
:nomalishus:
:p… (!)
:quietly lurkin:
:really confuzzled:
:silly smurk:
:truly enbeous:
:u…
:eeek: wot happnd heer, ai nawt want to mayking emotikon wiv : adn o
juss wanted to put : o mai CC:
:puzzloled:
: ..
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:uge-mannatee:
:vivayshusness:
:wot-mi-??:
: x
:yummee:
:Zombeez:
Ooo, tricky !! : xena etc
Diz iz mostest polyte parrott. Wud lyke wun jus lyke heem. *nod, nod* Thankyuo
oh my – that is the kyootist!!
*hands polly a cracker*
oh and…
splort….
Eeek! Nenne is down! Ai iz an amechur but(!) wil trie!
*Gathers up braynes in colander*
*rinsez in sink wiv parrot’s help*
*pak pak pak bak in craniyum*
*sits nennepus down on soft faynting cowch wiv cheez blankee and chonklit possum shaeped tim-tamz*
There, nao taek sum deep breffs befor luking at parrot again!
nyclee dun rae! bery professhunal reskew!
ooh – fankies Rae adn BF!!
Chonklit possum shaeped tim tams – FTW!!!
*daintle snarfs the tim tams and BF sordid paystrees*
8)
O noze, Nenne iz daown! Guud fing ai maid wun las stawp awn dis bideo!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Guud nite ebreebunny!
Nite, BF
!!
gud nite, bf! Sleep tite!
nite nite – sweet dreems!
fankies for the reskyoo!!
Ap, yoo still here?
Last too poasts got eeted. Going to bed naow. Nyte awl!
:waivez:
After much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that parrots are, indeed, cute.
*splort*
…. “Wweeeeeeee” !!! ….
It’s easy enough to train the parrot not to get on the counter: just chase it off every time it lands there. It’ll learn quite quickly. We have a free-flighted parrot who knows not to fly into the kitchen, no matter how much it sounds like food in there. He is allowed in there if he’s on a shoulder, but he may not fly in there on his own, not even to land on a shoulder.
As for whether it’s a home – looks like one to me. It’s dinner time for birdies, and everyone’s bowl is being served.
There are gizmos that let you have a parrot in the kitchen (where they can see what is going on), but keep them safe (things like hot pans and some people food are very dangerous or even deadly for birds). My favorite is a clear perspex cube, 16″ in every dimension, with a perch and a couple of bowls inside. That way, Polly can be with folks, watch what’s going on, and be kept safe. Plus, Polly’s food splatter stays on the bird side of the perspex – no strange bits in the human food!
lol so funny parot kisses bunny and then says have a kiss :3 KYOOOOOOOOOOOT
What a beauty! My cat, Alexa, went nuts as the video played though. She let me know that getting a bird (which I want desperately to do, especially after this video) would be a sick, sick mistake.
Sigh.
get a blue and gold macaw, at two feet tall your kitty probably wont bother it much, and if it did, i can gaurantee that it never would again!(they can break bones with their beak.) although the vet bills for both if they got in a fight and the cost of the bird ( around a thousand dollars) would be extremely expensive…
Can’t get a bird here either. My cat Thomas would be afraid of the bird, but my mom’s cat Mariah would try to eat him. (She used to be an alley cat and catch her own dinner.) If we got a bird, she’d start looking up recipes.
Aww man, they cut out the best part (when he says peekabo! to the bunny).
What breed of parrot is that? It’s gorgeous!
He’s an Indian Ringneck Parakeet ~ SOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!
****OMG****
I want to squeeze him – and love him – and take him home – and call him George!!!
He’s an Indian Ringneck, I believe.
awwww cute written all over the video