
I’m missing one!!! What did you do with Mr. Snickers!?!?!?!?!?
mebbeh he hangin out wit teh missin lynx?
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I’m missing one!!! What did you do with Mr. Snickers!?!?!?!?!?
mebbeh he hangin out wit teh missin lynx?
Picture by: Unknown
U habbn’t put him in teh wash hab u?
nope himz inda dryer, ai fink sew.
kthnxbi
givvit back!!! nao!
*runz up tu Dan*
BOOP!!!
*runz away*
I iz on Ur ICHC searching for mah favorite site
it seems to be lost somewhere under all the faux lols
Butt (!) dis bee uh reel lol, aifinkso!
Troo dat but I misses the old ICHC when hadz comment burgerz
*has a wistful*
commint burgerz wuz prty awesome! we iz trying 2 c if dat iz sumfing we can bring bak. but it wuz bringing down our servers and making teh pages soooo slow and people cudn’t c teh cyoot kittehs!
Thank yoo so much, tofuburger. foar ai noe that yoo reelee DO care about us.
And it iz troo – mennee peepl cud hardlee ebber bee heer becuz teh wunderful beloved voating burgers maed it too slow. Eben Maus, hoo noes much about these things, sed it cud not bee.
is it unner teh sofa?
Ai sended it tu teh Meadow foar awl the hart kittehs tu plai wif.
Doan wurree U will get teh noo wun at Yur burfdai pardee Caturdai!!
Oh WRr! Hao verree thottee indeed.
This kitteh haz plentee, axe shoe alley!
I finso it haz gone tu keeping mai missing sok company.
PFFFT! Kitteh iz prolly sitting on it!
Did yoo luk deep in teh chayrez fur teh missing sok?
*reechez intu deh depth*
Pullz owt …
Aminlol crakkerz
Bitz uv fuzz
Change
D……
Dust bawl
Ewwwwww what izzit??
Fudj, nao dried
G. . .
Doenut
Eermufz
Fig leef
Grean beenz
Horrorscoap fur de weekind
I….
Ink pen
Jiz saw puzzlol peece
Kandee rappers
L. . .
Left-overs
Mentos
Nothing….Keep walking nothing to see here.
Odd sox!
P…
Lacee lingerie (who’s is dat?!)
Mowldee milk dudz
Nawty Novel iz dis Urs red?
O…
Lint
bunnymonster. Iz alive, adn it haz teef.Matches [plays wif dem]
Nasty oily fing. (ai doan wanna know wut is)
O…
Odd sox (see abuv – frum PJ)
Penneeez
Quorterz!
Ribbunz
S…
Som odd coins
Tofuburger (whut you doin down dere?)
Ugly dead bug
Very much fuzzez
W…
Withured flour petlols
X letterz frum teh scrabblol set
Y. . . .
Yor “Note frum Mum” taht yoo rote
Zoo tikkets frum wen yoo sor teh loliphants
Yay
!!
Mr Snickers? O, noe worrees kitteh — his stuffing was coming outs sew we packed him wif peanuts. He be back soon!
Az soon az he getz out ov hiz choklit bath!
OHAI Janet!!!! {{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}
I nawt seen yous for years an years!!!
DAVE’S HERE MAN!
Wo0t!! Cheech and Chong ref! FTW!!!!!!!1
native66 – ai hav a kewschun. Nawt to seem too stoopee,
Butt – waht iz this “gif” they ar tawking about?
Dat stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Izza file type dat dey use awn teh interwebs dat allows foar pikshurs tew moov and bii animated. Izza berry yoosful fing foar showing littlol bit moovie type stuff wen uh static pikshur woan dew, but unfortunately yew can’t caption it (unless yew put the caption in the file itself). And, teh cheezez hab bin featuring doze sort ob files, and iz jest nawt…well…
koshercheezy wif teh pupose of the site (IMHO).Heer? No wunder so mennee peepl ar nawt so happee!
ai think reelee – awl we want iz funny LOLs!
But thanks for teh eggs plantation! Nao it awl maeks scents!
Dey has bin posting dem inbetween reel lols alawng wiff videoz adn
advertisementsfunny featured items like kitteh-beds. Der wuz wun ryte befoar dis lol ob a kitteh jumpin awf a bet and crashing intu a mirrur, but forchunitleh dey tuuk it daon. Ai fownd it tu be paynful, nawt funneh, so ai is glad fur dat.betbedAi wundered waht it wuz. Somewun sed – heer – sumthing laik “thank gudness they took tath awful gif away.”
An ai had NO idea waht they ment!
OHAI Dave!! (chDTc)
Yeers and yeear and yeers? LOL!!
Butt – it haz bin too long! Nice to see yoo!
Kitteh sez: Wun, tu, free, fore, elebentee……hay!! Yu finso ai cannut kownt, hoomin?
Count Juan Too Twee. . . .
Basement kitteh sez we have mistur snickers give us all ur cheezburgers or else
Oar, wee wud trayde eeben upp foar awl yoar Snikkerz an den noebunny getz hertt.
Well…yew had teh scarlet fever, adn wii were gunna burn him, but den hii turned intew uh REAL…er…um…rubber ball wif feathers.
It wuz tragic akshully.
*fais paw*
Tofuburger has addressed some of our comments in the kitteh bed faux lol, including I believe one of yours.
Fanks two_kittehs. Ai saw dat and replied.
Thank you ICHC for removing that unfunny gif. The cheezpeeps has spoken and ICHC has listened!
You guys get all the love….. *has a sad*
Lowly Grunts can has lubs too!
Schmooooooooo to LG!
Lowly Grunts can has lubs too!
Schmooooooooo to LG!
It’s tough all right. Wish we were as respected.
Hi Jane!
I hadn’t been reading the comment section at PK recently so went and took a look. All I can say is, um, wow. I can’t believe they completely shut down the comments. I sure hope stuff gets straightened out soon.
Thanks for the support! Us PK regulars are feeling pretty unloved by the big cheezes right now.
Why does ICHC get the cool moderators and PK gets the spite-full child? The whole drama started over there because we were requesting an unfunny to be taken down and the moderator refused…So we turned it up a notch and now we don’t have a PK anymore…
I don’t even know what PK is. Is that another site? I haven’t heard of it until now.
**Red comez in an collapsis awn teh cowtch**
Fank CC dat I am owt of dat stoopy traffik! Do NAWT want!
Ennywun gots tekillya?
Ai can haz ur car kees nawt sekkund?
* holds tehtrai uf tekillya wif the limes adn the lemmings adn teh salts in wun hand. Howlds aowt otter hand fur teh kees.*
heh I had a similar post but WP eated it. I has deh dibs on keez!
No! I jest put gas in teh car an NAWT want yoo – oar enny of ur minyuns – steelin my car! :-p
has a sad, that red not trust herz
*goes to pout in deh corner*
Yoo wanna drink dis tekillya wif me insted?
fanks red I has to run now, go to deh gymz and den go home
{{{rhsb}}} has a good weekend k..
[sidles over neggst tew Red]
Cornered again; the story of my life.
[holds owt shot glass wif an apprehenshun]
NC, ole buddy, ole pal! How teh hail ya doin?
**luuks at tinee shot glass** Yoo drinkin lite tonite?
**showz NC hur big gulp glass dat hur drinkin owt of**
Iz been a day, bud.
[tossiz puny shot glass, gets proper "bukkit", doan tell lolrus]
Wottsa maddur?
Did sumwun steal wunna yor snugglol toys?
Lessee….I had sum disappoyntin noos, butt I’m deelin wiffit.
Oh, an I gotta get a skoap put down my froat awn Toosday. I has been havvin lotsa pain an nawt conbinsed iz awl peein inna flannick.
*Luks at teh bukkit adn teh big gulp…Goes tu get teh bigger bottlol*
[gives Red pillow]
[pawnder wut inside of Red lukks like]
Wut teh… Flannlol lined???
I’m afrayd it luuks jest lyk teh owtsied – nuffin speshul.
Yew iz flannlol lined awn teh owtsied rite nao?
*faints*
WRr – U mite wanna get teh truk wif teh fawsit comin owt teh end.
No, sillee, I nawt got enny flannlol rite now. Iz too hawt foar dat.
*powts*
Sowwee.
Truszt me, iz nawt awl dat grate wen I duz has teh flannlol awn…..
.
.
.
oar ennyfing eles, foar dat mattur.
[pikshurs RED wifowt flannlol (or anyfing else)]
*faints*
See? I TOLD yoo it wuz bad!
**pours wadder awn NC**
GAH! *spit* *patooie* Huh? Wut? BOOBIES!
[composes self]
Au contraire. Yew underestimate yorself aifinkso.
I’m afrayd nawt, my deer.
Heer, has sum tekillya.
Doan make mii kom (sp?) over there adn prove it.
[remembers vizshun ob Red adn knocks ober tekillya glass]
Nao, sii wut yew’ve made mii do?
**Suddenlee haz an impressed**
Want a pillow?
Always!
[removes teh good china frum teh hutch across teh room]
**goez to hur happy playse**
La la la la la la la la laaaa…..
A.K.A teh NB.
I been dere ALOT latelee! Donut kno ifn dat a gud oar a bad fing.
Speekin of bad fings, I gotta try to mayk dis pleh hedayk go away.
BBL, I hoap.
[arrives at teh NB, Red is nowhere to bii fownd]
Wut teh …
Sumwun put up pikshurs ob kitteh koershun!
And, they move!
And, teh YNGs are asking mii how ai fink abowt it!
&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;A. Yew hate it.
&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;B. Yew lub it.
&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;&nbps;C. Yew wuld like us to sell yor thoughst tew an aggregator foar lots ob munnies,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! DO NAWT WANT!
[runsawaywifuhkwikness]
Aaaagh HTML fail!
[arrives at teh NB, Red is nowhere to bii fownd]
Wut teh …
Sumwun put up pikshurs ob kitteh koershun!
And, they move!
And, teh YNGs are asking mii how ai fink abowt it!
A. Yew hate it.
B. Yew lub it.
C. Yew wuld like us to sell yor thoughst tew an aggregator foar lots ob munnies,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! DO NAWT WANT!
[runsawaywifuhkwikness]
Bye 2_k! Tayk care.
**gibs kees to WRr** Donut loze dem! I lubs my kee-chane.
Fanks!
**tayks teh drinkin stuff an heds to a cornur**
Strypee Kitteh amz
luckee 2 habz so mennee
stufftdz andz skwishee frendz!
Mai Paww~la yoozd 2
habz and Ubben Mitt dat hurz
darggdz arowndz t3h Howss!!
Hurz woodz sleepz insydez
it wen hurz wuz a Kittuhn.
Den hurz sleptz awn tawp!!!
Jack.
Awlwaiz a pleasure, Jack! Yoo AWLAIZ maek me smyol!!!!!!
Thanks Jack! Purrrrfekt az awlwaiz! An yoo awlwaiz maek me smyol!!
Awww – sweeeeet.
Mai Velvet yoosed to karry mai dawturz liddle stupheez araownd, butt(!) mai dawtur (an her stupheez) iz mooved aowt naow.
Awww. I has a (heart).
tahts wun hansum tabby-boi (or mebbee gurl). reminds me ob my best nap-buddy Tiger.
I really do have a full sheet of inventory of my cat’s toys and have to check up on it every month, searching every square inch of the house for any that don’t turn up easily.
*Whispers* Juss move th3 cowch back.
an chekk undur teh frigj.
an chekk fud dish.
This week, on Kitty Hoarders, Janice’s friends stage a fuzzy toy intervention.