Zombie cat listens for brains. So far nothing.
wai iz brains so hard 2 find dese dayz?
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Hims nawt a zombie – juss keepin warm!
Emtee hed!
Wat? Ai nawt puttid dat dere! Nesting? WeerdPress!
Nebber myned! Juss WP habbin wun uv its funnee ternz!
Ai wuns had mai hedd eks-raid. Teh doktur sed dey fownd nuffin…..
LOL
Eben if tehy did, it wuz no gra’ matter ??
Shud hab arkst faw a cat scan
!! * An oldy butt(!) a goodie *
Ohai hcr !! Hab a lammington !! * daonfred a bit *
Ohai PB! Fanks for teh cayk! Sounds gud! Hao is u today?
Pritty gud, thx !! Enjoiing Spring in OZ
!! Wi can haz spring rayn tu fite teh firteen yeer drowt !!
BTW, lamingtons werr tradishnoly mayd bai yooth groops nd laydee’z groops to raysz fundz !! Sald at fairs nd taken raond tu street stawls !! PB did it wen a tene-aiger
!!
* Wuz bifaw silleh helf regyoolayshens mayd it too hard
*
Whut’s unhelfy about sellin teh cayk?!?!
Teh local cowncil mayk awl tehse roolz bowt labloling fuds wib awl teh ingredience nd hoo mayd it nd ai fink sum hab tu pars tests in fud handloling !! Yoo cannut juss tayk yor egstra jam oar biskits oar caek tu teh strete stawl nd sell it wibbowt teh local gubbermint intafeering !!
Cumpulsib Risk Assessmint Psikosis!
Hee, hee !! Thx Anni
!! * goze tu rite taht daon *
Helf rgyoolayshens mayd it too hard fur yu to be tene-aiger???
Nebber myn PB, yu can be matyure persun bringing us lemmintuns!!!!
*Ommmmmm* Ohai, Honeycakerabbit.
Ohai OzcatMum!
Congaratz, Annipuss! U hav teh farst fingas!
Conga Ratz Anni nd OCM awn yor tye
!!
* nd teh LOL iz awn tiem
*
Thx PB, Yep, dey muss hab got a noo klokk!
Yay !! Lets sellybrayt wib lamingtons !!
Yummee! (yep Ai du noe wat dey aer!)
* Ime enjoiing yoozing teh bloo linkeez agenn
*
Fingz aer gettin beddur!
ooh – I clicked it – and didn’t even think about it!
yay for bloo links!
Thx PB! Dis kitteh iz tayking add vantij. Yoosin teh hoomanz hed insted ov himz oan!
Taht midnite kitteh luks liek mai awld Poussin !! Ai doan fink hi ebber tride tu eet mai braynez !! * Hi wud hab starvd
*
Izza byootimus kitteh wiv a shienee kote.
Heez tryeng tu bi payshent wib teh hyoomin hoo stoal hiz spott !!
Himz woz a dalmashun kitteh?
Hee, hee !! Yez, blak awn blak
!!
Nawt-sekkund ai wil eet yor braynez if yoo duznut bring mi noms !!
NAO !! * Plzthx, sawry tu shaot ….
*
Butt(!) naow braynz tew eetz!!! Mebbes choo hare? Pleh
Taht pawr hyuumen muss bi teh lukky tu sleap wile zombee
kittee watez tu pownss !! * nods *
*hurries in wif the cookie trollie*
*Waves an comgrabulates anni on hur taupe spot whilst running by*
Phew! here u go PB – can’t have you go round looking furr brayns!!
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ht tp://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/dried-cranberry-shortbread-hearts?backto=true&backtourl=/photogallery/baby-shower-tea-party-recipes#slide_13
ht tp://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/pink-grapefruit-sandwich-cookies?backto=true&backtourl=/photogallery/baby-shower-tea-party-recipes#slide_7
*adds tee, coffee, sordid joosies an smoofies to the trollee*
Enjoy – dears nuff for awl!
Ooo Yum, tankyoo Nenne !! Tihs is awl tu mutch faw mi … Ime goen tu hab tu shair it
!!
Dass a nobeltee!
Taht Marfia Stew It shor nose hao tu cuuk
!!
O noes, taht sowndz wunnermuss – NAOW chans tew looz wate in Cheezland!
Fankees Nenne, wot a lot of kookin yew been doin!
Shair? Peebee….iz u awlrite? *fetchis fainting cowch* *faints*
Thx Nenne.
*whispers* did u noe dat dey haz fikst it soe dat u can put wun linkie in a messij an it wull nawt get moduraytid?!
ai just noticed PB saying it!
I even klikked on his lamington bloo and didn’t thing about wut I was doing!
8)
aim so persp… purrspa… gud a seeing fings kwiklee…
I tried posting wif bloo links… furst wun was sent into blivviun and the neggst is in moduration…
wun shud nebber ebber have cookies in moduration!!
Thx, Nennepus! Wat a feest! Hao u bee tudai? Stil habbing teh sunny shiens?
yesh! lubbleh weather! and it’s supposed to last for a fyoo moar days!
The bear is going hiking in the mountains this weekweekweek-end – is best wif gud weather for that!
Iz teh mowntins him hykes in berry torl? Haz him finisht wiv teh flie fishing?
The highest wun they be doing this tiem is 2178 meters high!! is called Rondeslottet in the mountain region called Rondane, in the soufeest of the northern way…
)Aim glad it’s knot me!
Ai know it’s pretty – butt (
Taht’s awlmost in owter-spaiss
!!
* Mount Kosciuszko – 2228 metres *
Mt. Mckinley – elebenty fowsand meaters!
@@@@ Ohai MMM!
Ohai OCM, naice to see u!
no masks rekwyred! They start walking fairlee high up – at the local toorist lodje. He’s wawking wif his BIL and nefyoo. Eatsa tradishun! a fyoo years back they wentid up the highest top – in a blizzard…
didunt even occur tu dem to turn round and go back to teh lodje…
Mai boi went mowntin climink in NZ an a blizzed caym. Had tu get awf mowntin kwiklee an him gawt alterchewd sikkniss.
Waz orrite arfta a munf oar sew.
*refills the booffay after PB finished shayring*
lemming rasbree sammich cookies
lemming tartlits wif meerang
Crambree shortbreads
pinky graypfroot sammich cookies
8)
*refills the booffay after PB finished shayring*
lemming rasbree sammich cookies
lemming tartlits wif meerang
Crambree shortbreads
pinky graypfroot sammich cookies
8)
Ohai nennepus, tihs iz a wundermus boofay yu brort – ai’z nawt had lonsch yet so ai iz goin to fill up on tehse guddies adn mebbee eben spoyl mai apitite!
mais wooee! thats wut they’re there foar!!!
Iz otay, ai gonna haz lawts moar apitites in mai lyfetiem, wy shud ai cayre bowt tihs wun???
Stoopid hyumanz! Brainfs 2 dumb 4 Zombie-Kitteh 2 b notifed!
Tiem Ai trottid owt! Sun iz shynin and teh dai iz warmin up. Bai fur naow!
Bai Anni
!! * waivz *
Mai Polly kitteh duz dat. She duzint get brayns, doe. Just wawrm.
It’z liek a hed-wawmer taht duznut get cawld !!
* Gottu wotsh owt fer teh sharp bitz, tho !! *
An nawt gib kitteh enny frites – noe suddin moobmints!
Ohai PB an OCM! Had yoos a gud Fursday? Mine just startin.
She duz it wen ai tryin to sleep. Sumtymes sits on noes and ai caint breeve so gud. Uzed to sit on compooter monitur fur warm, den ai got lappytopper.
Ohai Saaski! Waz okay. Ai teechd droring an Orig army moast ov teh dai. We had teh fun. Maed hoppee frogz an paipa crains. (Juss red Sadako tu dem an dem wontid tu lern teh paipa crains)
Ooh! Dat sownds fun!
Ohai! Ai’m jest heer foar Nenne’s cukies nd PB’s Lamingtons iffn he’s left sum foar mee! *yoinks sum noms nd tee nd runawaywifakikness*
* PB runz arfta LOW, frowing Lemmingtons at hur,
” !!
shaoting, “Com bak heer wib mai lemmingtons …..
Wot iz tihs lemmingtons yu speek ov?
Sea upfred faw pikchars, MMM !!
Yoo maik oar bai a larg spunj caek in a slab nd cut intu cubes ob 50mm / 2 inches, roll in sawft choklit icing miks nd roll in a tray ob dessicated cocomonut !! Leeve tu set tehn nom
!!
Ooooh, nommee!!
Mai pleshjour, MMM !! * Frowz a lemmington at MMM …. missez
*
8)
yoo had mee untyl yoo addid teh cocomonut. pleh!
Ohai, LOW! Lamingtins ar nommy!
Ai’m back!! Tee hee! *LOW picks bits ov Lemmingtons out uv hers hares*
Wotsh owt foar teh Zombee Kitteh, LOW !! Heez gawt wun bictum awlreddy
!!
AAAAGGHHH!!! Zombee KItteh in mai hares!!! Zombee Kitteh in mai hares!! Him wantz teh Lemmingtons!!! Geditoff!! geditoff!!!!
* throze lamingtons onto teh carpet …. *
Yool bi saif nao, LOW !!
Fankies PB! Mai heerow! *grumbles* naow ai gots tu bacuum teh lamingintons ouda teh carpit.
Ai’m awf tu werk naow! Yu can haz teh gud day ebrywun!! Oar gud night if yu is in OZ!!
Oops
!! Ai shud hab knone betta 
!!
!!
Hab a gud wurk dai, LOW
Bai LOW! Hav a gud dai! *schmooz*
Midnite Kitteh cuvverz hims hyoomin’s eyes nd eerz wile hims bruvver raydes teh kitschen foar gushi fud !! * Hoominz arr sew trussting *
Jokes on dem. Dey caint open gushifud can wiffowt fumbs.
o.O !!
Tehn itz bak tu Plan B !! * Bwaynes *
Kitteh lieks tu wotch telly eben wen hiz hyuumin haz fawlen aslepe
!!
my catch phrase for this would be like
“Basement Cat is taking over your bwaains !!”
hes just devouring her soul nbd
He iz moar liek basement kitteh to meh…