Beam me up Scotty. There’s no cheeseburger here.
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Faeborit Coment: “dubble wanebow! so in tents!”- chet
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Nawt mennee propur LOLs 2!
Dis wun iz gud tho!
Yeff… dis pikshur has lotsa lols (currintleh 92). Ai is glad dey pikkd wun wiff a Star Trek refrinss ravver den awl doze relijuss wunz.
Adn conga-rats! We has a tye! *dans-dans-duintehcheezburgerdans*
Thx AP. teh lass 2 offrinz did nawt pleez me!
*nods* Da kartoonz nawt funneh at awl.
*goez tu luuk* Teh bideoz kinda kyoot, but teh cartoon is pleh.
Adn sum ar eben wurs, nawt onleh fur teh kontent, but fur teh awdienss dey attrak. Remembur teh wun wiff teh brayv kitteh adn teh littlol oald laydee? Its got ober 200 kommints, moastleh peepl argyooin bowt pit bulls adn stuffs in playn ingerlish. Pleh!!
Wots playn ingerlish? *confuzlold* No reezun tew argyoo. *off to brakerum fur cayks*
oops… ai just mayd releegoos refrens downfred.
‘sokay
ai gibbd it mai own partikulur twist.
Oh, adn ai wuz tryin teh capshun filtur yefferday. Seemd tu wurk pritteh gud, but wuz eezily turnd awf tuu. Ai wuz sittin awn teh comment payj ob a gif, hitted teh capshun filtur, adn it switchd meh tu teh moast resint capshund lol, so its wurkin betterer nao!
Ai findid it moar trubblol dan it iz werf. Teh noo sistum shud be OK iffn it werks liek Ben sed it wud.
Ai nawt bovver wiffit eeber. Eezy enuff tu spot teh stoopy stuffs.
Dey seems tu be taykin away teh fokus, or mebbe peepls nawt kayr much bowt commentin no moar. Teh moast reesint comment awn dis lol befoar dis wun wuz forteh minnits ago, adn its awn teh bottum ob teh hooz tawkin list. Teh rest ar awl awn teh junks.
Fings aint wot tehy yuse to be…
…adn fur teh wurs. Derz onleh 15 peeps in hooz tawkin.
Dats pafetik considerin tuu noo “lols” appeerd in dat tyme.
Well, we awl tole Teh Big Cheez…..
Der aer ownlee ebber 15 peeps in teh ‘hooz tawkin’ liszt erliur wuns fawl off teh end!
Ai knoz dat… mai poynt is teh commint frum forteh minnits ago wuz still awn teh list eben tho tuu obber lols had showed up inna meentyme! Der shudda bin lawts moar den dat iffn peepls wuz commentin on dem, or eben juss awn dis wun if we had teh kynda aktibity we did a yeer ago!
Oh, Ai miss unnerstandid wat u ment. Sowwee!
Nun wurf eeting, ennywayz.
Has u bin tu dat mikky-deez playse? Dat nawt fud.
Iz teh pleh. Ai nawt goze tehre ebber. Nawt sins teh boi lerned dat adbertizing nawt awlways troo! aifinkso him were abaot ten oar sew.
Ai has nawt wawkd intu wun sinss hye skool. Inna sebenteez.
Ai prefurz Jakk, or dem gyunt Nayshun burgurz, tho nao ai nawt can has enny cuz ai no can eet teh bun (glootin intollurinss).
Glootin tinollerans muss be teh pleh! Sew menny stuffs yew nawt can has.
Wen ai wuz in ohai skool inna sebbentees, teh plaice tew go wuz the A adn W dry vin. Ah, memrees! 
… an suddenlee dere was a multitood ob hebbenlee howst prayzing ceeling cat.
… adn She wuz pleezed by awl teh attenshunz.
….adn teh noms.
an teh hed rubbs.
adn teh belly scritches.
An teh nip toi!
No toonahz eezer.
Mebbe u beemd intu teh rong haus *opins a can ob toona*
Lots ob Fancee Feest at mai hows but no toona or cheezburgers.
dubble wanebow! so in tents!
*ahem*
I HAZ A STOREE! Dis mornnin’ I fawnd mai Dad runnin’ awound da haus wif a emptee lawndree bassket. I sez, “Wut iz yew doin?”. He sez, “Playin’ Maustrappe.”. Apearentlee, ‘Maustrappe’ iz knew game four Dad and da Squeaky Cat.
Iz played bai chasein da Squeaky Cat awound da haus untill youse catch herse unner da lawndree baskett. Den eventually yew let her awt an gib her cuddles.
I fink mai Daddee haz lawst hiz mynd.
Dis iz da end ob mai storee.
Kyoot storee! Ai lyks de naym Squeaky Cat.
Squeaky Cat iz beecuz she doesnt meow–she haz speach issuz. She haz elebenty different ‘squeaks’ thoh.
ai hadded an Okinawa cat called Squeaky. She yelled so much while stuck onna carport negst door dat she gotted laryngitis before hubby reskued her. Da rest ob her life she squeaked, nawt meows.
*gigglolz* Aifinkso yore daddee amz a fun purrsun!
Sownds lyke is fun fur hims, nawt so fun fur poor Skweekeh cat.
Iz fun fur Squeaky Cat— attenshun frum him makes her happee. Awlso, dey haz bean playin’ ‘chase’ synce she wuz kitten. Awlso, she chases himz alotalot.
sounds lyke a fun game. Shadow-girl likes getting chased too. when she’s done, she flops on her side and we cuddle her!
Mezzo plays chase wif teh goggies. Her be sittin awn mai lap, oar awn the furr nit cher, adn her say, “mrrrp!” witch be kitteh fore “c’mon goggies, less play!” adn off tehy awl go! Wen her dun, her juss stop running adn luk at teh goggies like, what? or jumpz bak up awn mai lap agin.
We haz know goggies, sew Squeaky Cat muss chase mai Daddee! Aidonfink we haz met— Nyse tu meet yew!
yuze meh all haz a basking in teh raydeeant beems uv mai reegul presensse!
Ohai WompyCat! Aifink we haz nawt met. *extenze floofly paw o’ frendship*
*rollz on bak in radiant beemz*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Charliecatzey, Mr-Morbach an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, fansee shinee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos taht wissle teh “star trek” theem wen tehy yoyos, boblolhed alien dolls, kandee, an fuzzy zoo aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Hippo burdees, ebbrywun! *noms a beeg slyss ob red belbet caiek*
OoO! Red Belbet caek wif creemcheez frosting iz mai FABORIT! Tankee Burfday fairy!
HAPPE BURFDAY to eberyone whoose burfday iz todai!
**Red comez in holdin hur hed**
Oooowwwww….I hazza hedayk. Sumwun plz to maykin it stop.
*gibs red a templol massaj* Hold still! Feel teh tenshunz draynin awayz…
*gets red teh big bottlol uf asprins wiffowt teh chyld safe lid adn teh bottlol uf jose 1800 *
Pikks yur poyzin.
*plants a soff gentull schmoo awn Red’s fourhed* schmoo.
Oh my, THREE Cheezmenz comin to halp me?
SWOON!!
Snugglol up, guies. I nawt has to go bak to werk until nexst Thurzday.
Dat shud halp wif teh heddayk rite there.
Srsly!
**wawks thru larj mtee ruum** hello { ekko ekko ekko) whar’s teh 3:00 LOL? Ohai enneone here??
It’s Cheezburgers Jim, but not as we know it.
win!