
Scoot teh bed forward a bit. I’z losing my sunbeam.
u wan meh 2 be sunneh? den u givez me teh sunnehz.
Faeborit Coment: “Noe, wate. Ah liek da bedd heer. Moob da suns insted.
Kthxbai.”- Rattipuss
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An tern daun teh briteniss awn teh cubbers
Ohai anni!! We haz uh tye. Kynna hardz tu gues wen teh lol wil showz upp deez dayz!
Ai haz wared owt teh F5 buttin!
It’z enuff tu maik a Venetian blynd !!
Congarats Anni nd ‘Niser awn yor tye !!
I agwee wif yoo, Anni.
Teh cuvvurz is teh fuglee!
Oh yesh! Datz teh funnee anni ! Congrats anni on teh tawp adn niser. red, how u hed? wud u lyke an Eggsedren Mikerain?
Ohai, TTC.
My hed still hurts. Fanks foar teh awfur of teh meds, butt I finkso dat snugglin wif teh Cheezmenz be jest wut Dr TinyCat orderd!
Heerz a tiny liddul kaliko kitteh too, jeff in kase u want sumfing tu snorglol wif dant’ wont snore, eet awl uy fuds, and leeve teh toylet seet up.
LMAO!!
**snikkers**
Fanks, TTC.
My bff wunse sed dat CC creaytid Eve foar Adam cuz him (Adam) wuz leevin teh Gardin a mess!
Lotz uf cheezpeeps submit picshures hoping to someday see their cyoot kittehz on teh frunt page of ICHC. It seems kinda mean spirited to ignore teh floofy kitteh and make fun uf teh cheezpeep’s curtains oar couch or bed covers, doncha fink?
Wut? Cubbers nebber ugli. Cubbers sawft an comfee an kitteh iz culler blynd!
Maibee him iz…Ai’m nawt!
You shud never mix floral printz wiff tabbeh stripes. Espeshully before Labor Day.
Datz rite! Marfa Stoowart wuld deffin natelee nawt approov!
Oh, mai badd!!
*runswifakwikness tu chaise hur tabbee kittee awf ob teh florrul kwilt*
Ai haz uh funnee. Wuz browzin fru uh gifft shawp wun daye an rann acrawse uh sine dat redd “Wut wud Marfa Du?”
Marfa sayz: putting lef ober whine inna icy tra, freezing it, 2 b using 4 soopz & stuffz.
Mii sayz: wat’z lef ober whine???
rite!
ai no know such fing az lef ober whine. wel, da kitteh mite wine iffin himz knot getz da cheezburgr onna tyme.
eggzacktlee!
Yay
u mayd it hoam sayflee! Wuz grayt tu see u tunyte!
Teh warmz haz moobed.
An ai am tu layzee tu getz upp an moobs maiself!
Ai wilz moob yoo. *pushes ‘niser* Much eesiur tahn moobin teh bed…
My belleh needz a warm.
* Hans Red a hawt kitteh tu snuglol wib
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I’d rathur snugglol up wif yoo, pb.
Hee, hee !! No snugglol-puddlols awn tihs site, Red !!
Butt, I hazza hedayk an I wuz finkin dat snugglolin wif awl teh Cheezmenz wud halp mayk me feel bedder.
Ooo, luuk !! AngelPlumes heer !! * runzawaylarfin
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*snugglols wiff red* purrrrrr
Fanks, AP.
Ai can haz snuglols tew??
* handz red teh caliko snuggee goes tu maek teh nice warm rushin tee(iz whut mai mawmcat maed us when wii had the plehs) *
Fankyoo, WRr.
Yoo iz sew gud to me. **gibs WRr a big SCHMOO**
Ohai red! Sorri to heer yu hazza hedayk.
*Gets hot-pakk pillo fulla flaxseeds or buckwheat or whatever it iz in there, warmz it up in teh microwaiv*
*Loads it in teh majik CD-ROM drive*
*Pushes Control-Alt-Cokebottle on teh keyboardz*
Tehre yu goez! Hot-pakk to put on teh hedd, or teh bellih, oar wehrever it hertz… Get well wifakwikness!!
Fanks, Lungdoc!
Y’all need to teech pb how to tayk care of a womin.
Ai gotsta git mii a keebord wiffa Cokebottle buttin…dats awwsum!
Aifinkso teh last one ov tohse waz on a PDP-11 Un*x system… this anteek Ai’m runnin hasta haz the wicks trimmed twice a dai adn fresh kerosene in teh fewmets evri tyme Ai post… but teh keebord is kewl…
Waow dat iz oald! Ize toetelly ignorint bout teh pyooters, but dis wun Ize got heer haz a fuut treddul an iff ai stawpz pummpen, teh skrean goz blakk – Iz dat normel, ai wunnerz?
Oh, aifinkso dats purrfectlee normul. Itz wehn da hamster stawps runnin in hiz wheel dats connektified tu da bak ob yur puter adn da skreen goez blakk dat yu hab a prollum!
O fankyuz MKM – nao I knoe wutz goein awn! At lees ai duz haz a hand kraynk awn teh sied in caes dere’s paowwur fayelyoor. Wen ai luukz intu teh gutz ob deh prinner, ai seez a tineh littlol chizzle an a thin slabb ob stoen an it ingrabez reelie fass den spittz de stoen slabb owt intu a trae! Teh mirraklolz of mawdurn teknoelologee!
Wow…datz a cuttin edj sistum yu gotz dere!
LOL
!!
* PB luks at himz analog ‘pewter of roaps nd pulleez nd wundaz hao it werks in teh didjitlol ayg
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Well, yu wrap yur digitolz around da ropez adn puuuulllll rillee hard, adn hope fur da best!
Ai has chillz goin daon mai spyne!
Itz just a smawl thing tu agsk u know. u gawt arms, u strang. uhmmphh ai’m waiting………..
Oh yesh, adn posablol fumbs. hao u egspeck me tu move dis bed?
Lazy kitteh is lazy.
(They’re supposed to fix it so that my posts don’t get stuck in moderation all the time. Let’s see if they’ve done it yet…)
Woot! Yes!
Wooo Hooo
!!
Dass beddur!
Kitteh’s gawt tihs cuvvered !! * maik teh hyoomin werk !! *
Kitteh sez, wile yur atit, (nawt wen yu getz uh round tuit) grabz dat palm bransh an fann mee, dis sunn getz hawt!
PB sez, cross mai parm wib silber nd ai mite !!
Noe, wate. Ah liek da bedd heer. Moob da suns insted.
Kthxbai.
Ohai, TTC!
Hao r u? Ah hoeps u r habing fishes an gushifuds and shinee fings 2 plae wif.
Ohai rattipuss!!! how u b? am deh liddlol babeh otterz still taking deh dan sing les sinz?
Ohai, cween!
Deh lidlol bebbeh otterz an ‘quirrels r berry gud. Dey are awlwaes dans dans dans and liddol Jorj wunts 2 b inna Sirk Dew Slolay!
But nao Ah has a nu rilly bebbeh kitteh! Ah gotted hers win hers wus fore weaks owld. Hers wuz berry, berry tynee and hads 2 has bottlol feedings.
Nao hers free mumfs owld an haves a wicked.
Wai iz dere onee foar commints awn duh foto wen wee hab elebenty? Da Grate cheezes ‘puter doan cowant aifinkso.
oops, *dey hurd mee*
Teh cheez gawds iz alwayz wachin.
*Luuks arown wif beeg eis*
*Slinkz awf an hydes unner uh blankee*
Dey haz teh X rae vizhun tew… ._.
nebber unner estee mate deh powr uv deh Cheeziz!!!
Teh cheez gawds bestow dat powur awn teh royultee uv teh cheezland tew, ifinkso… *lukks at teh cween wif teh bigbig eis*
Dat stripey kitteh luuk liek hez plawttin sumfing… luukit doze aize an eerz… triein tu ak uninnarestid butt ai seez de weelz turnen in hiz haid… up tu noe guud, ai telz yu… probly inbolbz a unattindid toona fizh sammich an de kichin kownturtop… an a wae tu impleekate goggie as purrpitraitor…
Snert! Snort!
*Crossez leggz*
Ai foyl dat kitteh wif seekrit cownter-plan – Ize goin tu tippietow in wifasloeniss an purrloyn dat sammich rite owt frum unner hiz wikskurz! Hah! Can awmoze tayse dat sammich nao!
*gasp*
*surchiz frannitickloly fur sammich*
*seez kitteh tayle slithur rownd koarnur*
Foyldid aginz! An ai haz a turriblol hongree! Ai gess ai maekz du wif peenurtz buddur n jowly. Oar mebbe ai oardurz a peetzur, wif awl teh tings kitteh haetz! Hah!
*Leeves turkee dinner wiff all da trimmins on da counter*
*Goes to answer da fone*
*Comes back to find kitteh lick lick lick clean clean cleanin*
*lukks up* Uh, sawree. Wuz yoo gonna eet dat?
Heer, ai sayvd dis pees fur yoo.
*Gets cereal fer dinner again* Gud fing I likes cereal!
*whispurs* pj… ur linkee awn ur bloo naem is borkified. Taeks meh to lolbuilder.
Lukks lyke it starts tew go tew ur profile, butt(!) den it decidez it wantz teh bilder.
I willz go fynd ur profyle awn mai frend list, ifinkso.
I sees my kittehs. Can get to profile by clicking dashboard.
I sees mai kitteh… *shrug* Iz teh innuresting problum.
Ohai PJ nd Wildbreeze !! Ai hab repawted tihs prollem tu ICHC coz itz affekting lawts ob peeplols wib teh awld fawmat !!
PJ, yoo can fiks it by chayngin teh fawmat awn yor bloonaim to teh fawmat Wildbreez nd Ai yooz !! Hover yor maus ober ower bloonaims !!
* Fix in teh Website feeld wen makin a cawment
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Strypee Kitteh habz
t3h layzeez. Coodz moobz, but wawntz
Prittee Wun fikkz dis!
Strypee Kitteh woodz
grabz awnn 2 Sun Beem if himz
coodz, but duzzent’z wurk!!
Strypee Kitteh willz
waytz awyle. Den himz will jumpz
awn Prittee Wun’z lap!!!
Jack.
Fanks Jack! Is mii Leo and hims very cranky about hims sunbeams. Akshully hims just very cranky all teh tiem. That’s him in teh link under teh lol, too.
Congarats awn yur frunt paige, Cattails! Furry nize!
Tank Q berry mush. I has a happitail! Grabs Jack n Shatzeesmom n danses around teh room. Leo horks a harble to sillybrate hims fame.
Tis kitteh iz a certified low-energy consumshun lolcat.
Congarats awn teh Frunt Payg nd IT’Z YORR BURFDAI 2MORO!!!
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Aw…tanks, PB. Wut a lovely saronaide!
wut a grate burfday prezent, tu git ur kitteh on deh front Paige!!!! W00t!!
Happytayl burfday a day early, cattailz!!!
Frunt payge an yur Birfdai?!?!
Bring owt teh confettii canon!
solar powered
thats my cat. I uploaded that but someone else used it. i dont care. i know its mine because my cat looks like that one, and the bed looks the same. its MY kitteh.
congrats on teh faymuss kitteh! iffen yoo contacts teh cheezes dey can gives yoo teh propurr creddit fur teh pickshur.