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Sumbodee eetid dem!
Congaratz OCM !! Yoo had teh payshenss
!!
Fanks PB!
ai ownlee nibblolled a littlol…
He mayks up fur it wiff jaigantical eye bulbs.
nd luks baleful nd bowlful at teh saim tiem
!!
perhapz a liddle chokolaite sauc wud b gud.
Kitteh awlreddi hazza bin mix-up’d !!
I iz nawt noms! I iz NAWT noms!! D: *cowerz*
* piks up spuun … *
*Gets owt meelk…*
* Sprinklols shuuga… *
*BOOP!s poussinboi and pj on teh nose*
be gud yew tew!
* hee, hee
*
Yoo fink wildbreeze iz frend nawt
foefud ??Ai iz nawt teh fud, promiss! Duzzint yoo bleev meh?
Aaaagh !! Mai brekkfuss iz tawkin’
!!
Ai ar nawt brekfiss!! O_O
Hooz bin eeting mai porridje, hmm
??
._. Ai ar definitely NAWT porrij.
Oar gritz ?? * wotteber tehy arr …
*
*bakks away slowlee*
Toaste!
*startz runnin away*
* luks faw orinj skweeza .. *
maybee is coos coos.
Maybeh is o tmelol.
Fankees, gammacat!
*BOOPS them agin*
*hydes unner teh cowch*
aifinkso yu do has flavr, but (!) don wurry, ai not eetz yu!
Methinks kitteh taste lik chikun.
{{littlol kitteh}}
Dis b a test.
Hallo!
Mount McKinley !!
at test! but aym not reedy! ai havent studeed. teh goggie at mai homewerk!
AAACCKKK!!!!
*pantpantpant*
*pssst* Ai haz teh ansurs.
*Changes questions*
*lukks at teh kweschuns ovur pj’s shouldur adn googlols teh ansurs*
* Googlol doan kno ebbryfing, wi cud bi in trubblol *
Dat’s teh poynt. *ebil lukk*
This cood b a trap…
Sum teechaz hab a meen streek …
* gets oawt the compleet set uf Ensyclolpedia TTI Cheezland 2009 edishun *
Ai haz awl teh ansurs heer. Whoo wantz an nanswer?
*raysis paw* ME pick me!!
Aardvark
Kewl.
Fanks. Now wen eneebuddy asks meh eneefing, ai willz sai aardvark. Iz teh enlitening. 
Reememba, aard-verk’s nebber hert enniwun !!
I’z an aardvark, adn I’m prowd! I’z an aardvark, adn I’m happee!!
PB:
Heehee! Taht “aardvark never hurt anniwun” gag waz old wehn teh Goon Show skript uzed it. In abowt 1957 aifinkso. Ahh, teh klassiks!!
Yep, Spike Milligan ref !! Ai hab yoosd it bifoar on ICHC butt(!) no-wun gawt it wen ai speld it az aardvark !! Yoo tihnk Spike nickt it, Lungdoc ??
um,,,lundoc? at teh risk ub seeming stoopy…OK, no risk there!
I doan get teh aardvark joke. And! teh vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv key awn my pyooter stix, so, ai reeely doan get teh ardvvvvvvvvvvvvark joke!
mebbee sumwon can trabbel back in thyme and enlighten me?
oh! wait…wait…wait fur it…ard-vvvvvvvvvverks…..
Iz art werks?
Hee, hee !! “Hard work’s never hurt anyone”, Sunny !!
sunny, aifinkso itz a plai awn ‘hard wurk neber hurt aneewun’ howsomeeber tahtz a lye kuz ai finds hard wurk eggstreemelee payneful, teehee!
♫ If ur an aardvark and u know it clap ur handz! ♫
OH! I missed that won. finkinso ai lykes Art Works bedder. Aardvark artwork, egspecially.
*facepaw*
Shud just chanj my name to “facepaw”
otay, ai doan haz teh energee tew type it agin sew pleez tew goe reed wat ai postd unner teh bideo, ‘kay?
Bakk to PB’s response.. Abowt teh aardvark joak..
Akshulee Ai don’t know of ani prior occurrents of teh joak, adn it mai has been Milligan’s original. Comments during the show (among teh Goonz) made mi think taht tehy were teezing him for using teh recycloled joak… but tehn tehy had used teh joak abowt three timez in that one show, so maybi thatz what tehy meant!! Anywayz, everibody knew teh Goonz were ekspekted to use recycloled music-hall humor mixed in wiff their new stuffs. (“Anybody who recognizes that gag, keep quiet!!” they would say, if I recall.) *Goez off to play teh Goon recordingz for teh elebentieth tyme, giggloling*
You can deevides pi?
You can multi ply da skware rootz ov a tree if nobudy heers it?
If ai taiks PI
nd dibides bai twu
tehre’s harf faw mi
nd nunn faw yoo ….
Ai use teh knife tu divide mai pi. Usually into 6 pieces so everybuddy can haz sum.
Wrong! If you devides pi into 6 pieces, we can all has dividund.
In dat cayse, U no can haz sum pi. STN!!
The grammar and spelling test will be next!
o.O
!!
Dibiding intu siks gibz an irrashinul frickshen !!
Looks like you b havin irrational feers of next test!
Ai yoost tu bi ablol tu spel berri gud
butt(!) aftar komming tu ICHC ai nawt sew gud, ackshully
merinds me ub a trickee ai lurnt waaaaay back win wuz habbing teh small hyoomin childs, and tehy am habbink teh trubbles sharing? And win ebber you cuts sumfing in half, eech won always finkinso teh otter got teh bigger half?
Are you breathless wif suspense?
won child gets teh knife, and gets to be cutting in half, and teh OTTER child gets to pick hims half furst! Very King Solomon, huh?
eggspeshully ifn yoo is axually an otter. *nods*
yep, mai momcat uzed tew dew taht wif meh an mai sisturr! Iz bery wize, aifinkso!
Korse, it wuzznt neber MEH whoo wud cheet, it wuz mai sisturr ebree tyme.
So far az u knows.
Jan, is dat you? *Finx bluesfan mite be my long lost sister*
Ai dibbides bi zeero
ai hayts it wen teh teechur spryngs deese pawp kwizzes on us!
Whispas: ai sended yoo a messig
Fank, pb! I am fixed?
Yez !! Ai repawted tihs wun ower ago cuz lawtz ob peepz hab teh awld fawmat nd didnut kno uvverz cud nawt fynd tehir profyle payg !!
Can fiks if u kno hao butt(!) maibi teh cheesez can mayk it wurk agenn !
OH! iz this why ai am clickee-ing awn peeps names and going to my own profile (exploder) or going nowhere (firefox)?
`Salways WP’s fawlt. *Nods*
I haz no flvr… onlee lottsa lottsa kyoot!
I will trade u wun tasty fur wun kyoot!!
Wot wil yoo gib faw wun cooty ??
Ewwww..boiz has cootys, aifinkso! Doan trayde, cween!!!
gets out bic pen and gibs Shatzeesmom a belayted cootie shot!
(duz nawt hurt, iz only an X drawn wif a bic pen, but!!! Iz only a bic taht werks!
But it looks soooooo sweeeeet *awwwww*
Grr..!
Yayy
!!
Did sumwun alreddy eet dis kittehs eers, oar iz him/hur a foldie?
Um- mebbe ai jus hadda liddlol taste…has a embarassed.
Donut worry, luvscatsva. Iz a kyoot kitteh. I wud prolly wanna nom teh eers, too. (I nom Sarah an Dini’s eers sumtiems.)
* handz red sum Blak bottum chawklit pi anna spork *
I dunno, heer haz sum pi frum up teh thread.
A spork? Yoo egg-speck me to eet choklit wif a SPORK?!?!?
Mayk wif teh shuvvlol, man!
The sporks wuz awl dat wuld fit inna truck aftur ai loaded pi innit.
So, izzit too layt to frow a partee?
My heddayk nawt hurts an I nawt haz to go to werk until nexst Thurzday.
Ai’ll wip up sum sordid beverijis if yu liek! Ai’ve alreddy ben in teh whine.
Dat’ll werk!
**brings owt platturs of sordid noms**
Whut U nawt liek mai pi?!
Iz nawt dat. Yoo wuz bringin owt teh pi whiel I wuz bringin owt teh nonms.
I nawt dis ur pi, my fren.
Applol pi, cherri pi, choklit pi, kokokokonut pi, banananana pi. WIPPY CREEM!! Reel vanilla been eyescreem. *drool*
Ohai, redd! Has you any plans for yerr mini-vacation?
Ohai, pj!
2morro, I goin to bisit 3km. Awn Caturday, I’m goin to my parents’ howse. Awn Mundae, my bff an I iz goin shawpin!
Nawt shur wut eles I be doin. Mebbe bein a lazee bum dat libs in hur pee-jays awl day?
Sownds lyke fun!
Says ohai, to 3km!
I will.
I kno hur has had a seveer case of RLS, pluz hur wuz havvin trubblol bein able to commint, so hur nawt been heer foar a whiel.
Oh. I was wondering, but nawt wanted to pry.
That is an adorable kitty.
I’ll have two scoops of kitteh, with extra kyoot, please!
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
does our comment turn into cheezburger language or are you typing that yourself?? oh well i will find out when this gets posted
Dis luk liek a bowl ob chonklit puddng wif wippy creme . . . an iese. Iese? Gits anubber bowl gits elebenty puddng mixes an mewk. cuks up da puddng, spuuns ina dishies, gits wippy creme. Ebery bawdy kan haz puddng!
Iz reel wippy creme dat wuz wip wip wipd. An ai putses da strawberys ona top.
Thx SasaCat !! * omnomnomnomnom
*
My daddeh useta make us chonklit puddin (nawt instant) boild frum pan an powr it over vanilllol eyeskreeem. Th3 bestes ever!
Fankies sasacat ! Iz berry good and keep meh frum eatin deh cyoot kitteh!
Btw I extendin deh floofy paw and sez hai
Heers mai floofy paw baks. *ai puts in a sekrit ngreedy ant
Godiva likur* Don tel eny wun.
kitteh cuddles ar part of dis complete brekfast.
dey gibs yu enuf strenth two hoald awn. dey gibs yu da motivashun. aifinkso.
dis am duh start ob duh labor dae weaknd ina da US. *Usual Suspekts*
eberywun haz gon stoopid. Wee wishified wee had da holydaze ob UK. Butt caws wee downt wee goes ‘nanas ober eny payd holydai. Wee stopps flurtin ona duh cheezeposts. Wee bais duh beer an whine an barby kue stufs. Wee putses duh kittuhs wif duh kittehs babee sittur an goeses bonkers. Bery funnzy butt mabee bery sad two. Duh merikans don taek duh bakashuns caws dey mite knot hab a job wen dey koms bak. Maebee knot twoo, butt iz ina da mynd.
Am so sawry yoo iz nawt habbin awl teh holly daze, SasaCat.
*eggstendz teh floofy paw ub frendingness, ober teh pond*
OH! ai always wanted to say, “ober teh pond”
or izzit “across teh pond?” well. ennway, iz still a floofy paw owt dere!
But, aifinkso iz why we fawted? becuz, in amerikka, we fawts ober awl teh holly daze! *nods*
yes, iz much fawting going awn ober heer, eben still!
I finkso we fawted fur teh fankees-gibbing, and I noze my tr0ll fawted fur teh forth ub July! Iz just fawting fawting fawting, allateh thyme, heer, aifinkso.
ai amfinkinso awl hims fawting had tew doo wif teh hot dawgs and beens!
Fank yoo wif a floofy paw. Maebee wen ai kum bak ail bee ree-nkarted ina da UK. Won dat bee funn. dans dans puddy dans.
OH! did I misread?
*goze back tew read*
OH!
*feels stoopy, wich iz nawt toadally unherd ub*
Thawt yoo sed, wish we had teh holly daze IN teh UK.
Then! Yoo noze about awl teh fawting on teh forth!
but! ai reely makes teh triflol ub blackberries in teh real lyfe, and it IZ based on a TTI fingy I red abowt triflol.
*sunny hides wiffa facepaw*
Izzit too layte to be bringing my dzerts? I am making sum nommy dzerts, eggsheshully heer, iz eezy-peezy!
Pweez bwing ur nommy dzerts. Wee wuv noms.
Ohai! ai hazza blackberry triflol. In honor ub teh UK? Ifinkso teh recipe camed frum teh UK! Ennyway, I gotted teh idee frum a gothic romance, ur sumpin. Iz teh layers ub cake, tehn pudding, then plump, ripe, juicy (I sed it was romantic, diddeye nawt?), ur, um…oh! yes! plump, ripe juicy blackberries, frum my oan blackberries ub doom! In my backyard. OK, starting ober naow.
Iz layers ub cake, pudding, blackberries, cake, pudding, blackberries, repeet a few thymes, and awl topped wif teh freshly whipped wippy creme! Iz teh very very good! An, I was finkinso, did it nawt come frum TTI? Oh, iz also clotted cream, fur teh purists. Also very nommy.
oooh wee lubs dat. bery gud noms dat iz.
SasaCat, I hazza jimongous embarrassed. Pleez tew furgib? am a simplol country gurl, an, sumtymes trize tew be reel smart, but it duz not seem to werk.
Wat? yuz gud gurl. Nawt two forgib. Yuz smahter dan yu fink. aifinkso.
…cannawt beleeb nobunny splorted ober their brekfast. But, I haz been away fur a bit, iz dere still splorts, and splort repairs?
…cuz, win I nawt-sekkund seed tihs kitteh, I runnedawaywiffakwikness tew git my splort repair kit, sose tew being reddy ifn teh unthinkubble happened? Cuz, well, iz usually a shoor thing that D-R will splort!
Iz ebberybunny gitting immyoon?
o yesh, wii stil haz teh splorts offin, ai tew am suprizd noe wun splortd ober dis sweetie pie! Maybee ebree wun haz learnt tew bee prepayrd an ware dere CHRGs an HGGs at awl tymes!
ohai, bf! I trize to say nuffin else stoopid tonyte.
*goze tew teh list, and skratches off “try to be perfect”
Yoo get my messijs?
doan maik meh hedbat u! u iz nawt stoopid an ai doan wanna heer u cawl urseff taht, ‘kay? ai linkd u dis sawng butt aifinkso ai wil poast it heer tew…teh amazing Mr. Eric Bibb
wud probly rather be hedbatted than feel this embarressed. I listens tew yur song now. Fankees, bf. I so hates to make a toadal @ss ub myself.
u silleh gurl, u nawt maik @ss uv ur seff! hour frend D-R duz tend tew bee a teensy bit splort-prone, iz twoo! az dew wii awl sumtymes wif dese cayuteez! CCC iz awn standbye at awl tymes!
ai kan haz sum blakberri trifle pleez? it sownds bery delish!
I love it, bf!
Pleez hae a big big halping, ai am always habbing teh blackberries ub doom to pick, am awn my LOLs.
ahm glad u lyke it, jus bememburr…..
U mite slip, u mite slyde
Stumble an fawl by teh rode syde
Butt DOAN U EBER LET NOEBUDDY DRAG UR SPIRIT DAOWN!
An ai meenz u az mush az aneebuddy else hunny. U sew hard awn urseff sumtymes. Wee awl maik mistaiks, wii awl misspeek er misunnerstandz sumtymes. Wee awl hooman. Wee needs tew forgib uvvers an hourseffs tew.
*gets daown awf sopebaux*
Rite awn bruvver. Taiks duh sopebaux an puts a buttrflie stiker awn it. Wif glittur.
oooo, pritty!
Ohai SasaCat! ai doanfinkso wee haz met *eggstendz floofy paw uv friendiness*
Floofy pawz bak. SasaCat lubs bloos an bloo grazz.
ai sees your Eric Bibb and raises you a Keb Mo…
oh, ai luvs meh sum Keb! Yay!
Wel, ai must goe, ai feer. Iz trash nite, gotta drag teh barrul owt (why yesh, ai DEW liv a glamerus lyfe doan ai!
)
Good nite {{{{{frends}}}}} hoap tew see u awl tamarraw!
ai left yoo an egsplayning message. much love, bf! good tew see yoo, to be back. I finkso.
I love it, bf!
I wuz prepared, kthx. But, is very kyoot kitteh!
aw, mint no harm, D-R. Yoo nawt be taking offense, ‘K? I nawt wanting tew be hurting feelings!
Iz okay.
{{{sunnyhuckle}}}
{{{{{D-R}}}}}
was reddy fur you, tho!
Nao, ebberybunny iz xposed tu da kyootness. *Puts awn nu CHRG* an eim reddy (aifink) foar duh splots. Iz xperinsed ina mergency fing. Butt knot dun dis kynd beefore.
onoze! ai furgawted teh sekrit n’greedy ant! And, aifinkso ai red abowt it inna same bodice ripp….um, romance navel..ur…um…NOVEL…yes yes, was a novel! ai merembers now! am spozed to be sprinkling eech layer ub cake wif teh sherry! But, ai furgawtid!!!
oh, wait! ai can fixify!
*passes owt glasses*
*passes rownd teh bottul ub sherry*
Okeedokee, I fixified it!
nummy nummy! Duh Sherree iz duh bestes. SasaCat eets duh kake. Waks funni cawse duh kake iz speshully gud wif duh sherree. Dis am gud an fink ai gotz duh tipsee.
*sunny naow trize tew pass out*
*um, trize tew pass out bowls and spoons and triflol ub blackberries wif bofe feet stuck in her mouf, which iz axually eben harder than it sounds*
Please to injoy!
*runsawaywif a stumbling, becuz teh feets iz still in teh mouf*
Yuz a funee gurl. Iz knot ezy tu du wut duh cheezpeeps doo hear. Soe yur dunin gud. Weez awl lerrnin. Iz twoo. Wee transpolate duh ingrish ntoo cheezpeep. An wee finks duh bes thots ub awl duh peeps hu wantz tu tawk. Diz iz a saf spawt four peeps hu lubs da kittehs an lubs tu doo sumfing diffurant.
Fankees, SasaCat. Was my blooness anniversary August 15. You woud thinkso I would get the hang of it by now. But I hadda fambly illness taht hurted me reely bad, and ai went away to teh tea room to be healifying. Just recently came back, am a liddle outa sink. Pleez be patient. I trize so hard to be kind and halpful to awl, and show my cheezlove, but I have groan clumsy in my absence. Please to understand, I fawtso yoo was in TTI, and was trying to honor you. Should mebbee go to fail blog, seems like I mite fit there now.
*taps foot impashuntlee*
yung laydee, did u nawt reed mai sermun up abuv dere? pleez tew eeze up awn urseff. Relax. Breeve. Aidoan bleev aneewun finks u meen harm er offense, bee guud tew urseff an doan dwell awn such fings, ‘kay.
wow, ai reely am gittin tew bee a bossy boots, arnt ai! ai doan meen tew sunny, reely, ai jus doan lyke tew see u upset urseff er kawl ur seff naims.
An naow ai reely mus cawl it a nite! Hugs an shmoos tew awl!
please see teh message I left, and follow teh two links. I finkso you might understand where I been, and where I am now, fankees fur teh tufflove, bf. Have myst you wif a muchness.
Wat? Wen ai furst got enuf curage too post, ai kinda missed duh boat tew. Soe Iz sorta nue hear. Dere iz noe fail blog. Blooness iz bery hard. It kan taik pills an ‘sriptshuns tew git ur groove bak. Luk at duh cyoot kittehs an don bea worriyd bout duh splort. Wen yu hab duh blooness, duh cyoot brings yu bak tew realitty an wut sum ov doze hu goes splort, yew wont. Cawse yur blooness suks it up. An den U ar bak. aifinkso. kbai
Kitteys
Theyrrrrrrrrrrrr Great!
Ai lubs duh Basement Catz. Dey iz bootimus. aifinkso.
Gud nite cheezpeeps. Mae awl duh anjuls gard yur dreems.