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Ai bee a nut!
Congrats, OCM! U an me bofe!
Thx Annipuss! Iz dis aminlol a mausee? Hampsta? Skwirril? Nuffing we hav heer aifinkso.
Aifink it iz sum sort uv maus – nawt berree wel up awn rodints, but Ai noe it izn’t a commun maus ‘coz it haz a haeree tayle.
Ifinkso is a hazel dormouse. (h t t p://tinyurl.com/339kypp)
*geeky hcr is bein geeky*
sry
Doan’t polly jiez! We wantid 2 noe wat it wuz!
Aifinkso u iz eggsaklee rite! Lukks perfickt! Fanks, Hunnybunny. Nawt be redfaisd plzthx. {{{{Honeycakerabbit}}}}
Othx, anni an OCM!
An: U is welcum. Is mai pleshur to b of survice!
Hao is u dis not-kwite-so-sunny Wensday?
Woz berry sunnee heer. Nites ar cawld tho. Aim nawt frillinglee wel, hav had anuvver dai hoem yestidae, butt(!) gode tu werk tudai ennywai. Wobblee tummee an sor froat. Mite hav erlee nite.
Oh noes, dat not sound too gud! U is teh brayv for goin to wurk! Here’s beems for a swift recubbery ======get=well=====>>>{{{OzcatMum}}}
Thx, HCR. Teh kidlets kepe brining jermz tu scool an shairing tehm. “Mum sed (achoo) ai nawt kin stai hoem (coff coff) coz hur haz tu goe tu werk”
Nawt kin aboid gedding sikk sumtiems. Nawt happins offin lukklee.
Iz sunnee in Lundun and nawt 2 cawld in teh dai – cawld nites tho! Ai aer nawt bad, to Ai borked a toof at lunshtiem an had 2 fyned a dentiss ‘coz mai lass wun hab rityred!
Borked toof?! Sounds like ouch! I had a borked toof wunce (I wus about 6), when mah neibour (about 8 at teh thyme) hit mah frunt teef wiff a toy trumpet. Out came a nice half-round piece of teef… But is all worn daon to strait nao. Gud luk wiff findin a nice dentist wifakwikness!
Ohai HCR! Ai donut fink wii hab meets *eggstends floofy paw ub fwendship* Ai awlsew borked mai toof wen ai waz seben. Ai had a “sword” aka stik, thru mai belt loop, twipped ober it, adn smashed mai fayse awn teh gwound. Mai toof had a nyse chip awt ub it. Lukklee it dyd nawt go neer teh ruut. Nao itz bearly notis….nutes….seas it.
Owie… gud is not visiblol NEmoar!
Ohai nittanylion93! Nice to meet u! *eggstends own floofy paw of frendship to shayk dat of nittanylion93*
Owee! Hoep u kin hab it fikst kwiklee an eesilee.
Eeek! What did you bork you toof on? Were you eating rocks for lunch again, Anni?
Thx! Iz a toof dat wuz awlmoat awl fillin an a bit dat wuz toof fell off! Ai haz got a ‘poyntmint fur nekst Mundane – soe it wull be blendered ebbrifin till den!
Looks like it might be a degu.
Also like dormouse. ~shrug~
Ohai Fesity! Am u noo heer? *wxtendz floofy paw uv frendship*
Welkum tu Cheezland! I haz nawt herd uv a degu b4. *runz tu googlol.*
I am not new but I don’t post much. Also, I spelt my name wrong yesterday. :/ It was an off day.
Is dormouse! I should always Google first.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-509535/Dozey-orphan-dormouse-finally-hibernates-fattened-rescue-staff.html
Dat am a sweet story! fankz fur locating it fur us!
oh – didya see the pic where Dosey is sleeping inda hand? the teenee tyneee littlol pinkee toes?
splort!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nennepus in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Juss poppt in foar a minnit – lukkee ai did!! Nite, Nennepus. Nawt lukk at teh Mausee plzthx!!
Oh, nennepus, is teh daynjerus to splort so layt on a lol!
Let me halp u.
*collects aaawl teh brayn cells*
*rinses wiff Apfelschorle*
*arraynjes brayn cells in 3D jigsaw*
*paks them bak in Nenne’s hed*
*mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw wiff Nenne’s hed bones*
*tayps hed bak togevver*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff happyhoppy rabbits awn it*
*leads Nenne to splort recubbery room, raps her in floofy blankee wiff bebee seal awn it*
here, has a hawt chocklit and sum chocklit cookies! And sum booooring siuntific papurrs. Gud un-splort medusin!
phew – fankies you two!!!
ai fought aid have to stay heer for ajies!!
*nomsipnomsipnomsip*
Aim reddy for a nooo lol!
Congrats OCM and Anni! Some coconut milk to sillybrate?
Thx, Q! Yis pleez! Ai lubbs coconut mlik.
Howz bout sum rum in da cocinut milk?
Sowndz gud tu meh! Wiv liem an shoogar? Awlmost a mojito!
mmmmmmmmm……. mebbe sum lyme inna kokonut tew?
dough, u sayd dat.
ht tp://insiderspassport.com/summer-cocktails-the-legendary-mojito
Ai fownd dis drinkee in TTI. Nao itz mai fabrit!!
Hmmm. Modyraytid! Oberlisslee teh kynd ov drinkee iz nawt aloud tu bee sed.
ht tp://www.sodahead.com/living/how-to-make-a-mojito/blog-130861/
An nao ai haff tew sing dat song. Put day lyme in da kokonut an mix it awl up! (eerwurm?)
Wel SUMbodee had tu sing it!!
*dansdansdans in offis chaer*
Weeeeee! *swingz arownd in offis chare at hoem* Ohai goggies – dem finks mum haz gawn crazee. Mebbeh hur haz!
crazee is teh rite attitude for ICHC, Ifinkso! Welcum to teh club!
Thx Q!
Sumtymes yoo feel lyke a nut, sumetymes yoo donut!
U doan’t hab 2 be nuts 2 plai heer….
But it halps!
ha! yu bete me tu dat, anni!
Ohai Catena! Hao u bee? Iz u at hoem oar awn “teh rode”?
Teh theem song foar werk iz moar lyk “Welkum to teh Junglol” by Guns N Roses.
Danjerus animlols wear u werk?
Ohai Red! U bee feline gud?
Ohai, Red! How’s things?
Nao Aim hongry fur cocee nut. Nommy! An ai mite splort frum de kyootniss egg sept ai wurkin in statistix. Luk at eggcell spred sheet. Luk at nashunwide gole purcentagez. Luk at demmogrfix. OK, ai feel bedder nao. Tew bord to splort.
Ai wants 2 maek a Monty Python but (!) ai cannot fink of anyfing cleber ^^;
Monty Python reference* (stoopid fingers)
Teh coconutz an MP awlwais bee funnee – clip clop, clip clop.
*klipklopklipklop*
awn sekkund fwot, letz nawt goe dere. iz a sillee playce!
GMTA!! Ohai jk2kitteh!
*waivez tu jk2k adn OCM*
Ohai!!
*waivs bakk tu cweenmj an Bud* Ohai!
*waivs bakk tu cweenmj an Bud kitteh* Ohai!!
Iz it an african oar yooropeen Dormouse? Adn hao kin a dormouse cawwy a 1 pound cokynut?
Plz tu sea Fesity’s artiklol upfred – iz teh saem dormaus.
Ohai Nittanylion! Hao iz teh bois??
Dey iz gud. Ai hab tew maek lunchies soon. Dey bii habbing fishy stiks.
*wispurrs* teh african vs yooropeen iz monty python reference….weplased swallow wif dormouse
Ahar! Ai iz a bit slo tunite – iz layt an ai bin sikky. Goin tu bed inna minnit. Havva gud lunsh wiv teh bois. Ciao!
Nite, nite! Ai hoep yoo feel bedder soon!
itz a nom adn a howse!! itza nowse!!!!
A nowse foar a mowse! Berry ap prow preeayt cweenmj!
Der komming tew tayke meh awaii, haha, der komming teh tayke meh awaii, tew teh funnee farm, where lif iz byooteeful awl teh tyme
Someone’s a little squirly today.
BEAN not nut lolz silly peoples…
yup, in fact, our science teacher just mentioned that today…