
I’d like to renegotiate my deductible.
an rly, r u in a pozishun to refyoos?
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Faeborit Coment: “Fifteen minnits ob grovelling negoshii ayting wif da kitteh culd sayv yu fifteen purrsent ob yur tayl!”- MayneKoonMaizey
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immediatlee!
Congrats, agane carosue!
Tax iz nawt fur kittehs!
inshuranz, eiffer.
In caes u duzzint know, annipuss (or ennywun else frum TTI or sumware uver den teh USA), dere iz a car inshurance kumpanee heer dat yoozes a littlol gecko as itz spokes
personlizard. Teh gecko haz an accent, tho nawt entirely cleer abowt wut it iz (sum fink itz British, sum fink itz Australian).Teh gecko iz full uv win an awsum — teh voice fitz him purrrfektlee.
Ai gess Ai aer tyred! Ai comfuzzled inshoruns an taks! We duzn’t hab gekkoez in TTI!
*shivers* dey awl just snakes wif feet tu mee.
I don’t think we has “deductible” in inshoorance in TTI either – my first thought was tacks as well – and I didn’t quite get it…
We cawl it ‘excess’ in TTI. Iz teh munnee u haz 2 pai wen u maek a clame awn ur inshooruns. Yep?
Yep! Lyke we haz a $500 USD deeducktiblol. Datz teh amownt we wuld haz tu pay before teh inshoorance companee makes teh repayrs.
Dat is whut wii cawl the ‘deductible’ inna Uessay
I not a big Geico gecko fan, but himz is bettah than deh annoying cavemenz or the stoopy AFLAC duck
Ai duzzint liek the cavemenz awl dat muchlee, but ai lurve teh AFLAC duck!
himz aksent sounz Koknee tu me
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip5VOv92bC8&NR=1
is an example of teh advert.
According to teh wikkypiedia, the gecko has been voiced by Dave Kelly and Jake Wood, both from TTI. Jake Wood is an actor in the BBC’s soap ‘Eastenders’ which is vaguely koknee / east london ish.
adn yur nawt reellee frum teh TTI.
say whut? Anni iz! Maibe nawt the lizzurd, tho. He luks like he iz frum warm climes. An I bet climbs is whut he want tu do! Lizzie says, Kitteh–do not want!
We duz hab lizzerdz in TTI – Ai had sum in may compost heep wuns. Aifink it wuz a common lizard nawt teh uvver natib wun – teh sand lizard.
a common lizard not a posh one?
Nawt posh at awl! Teh sand wun is a lubblee grean culler, but teh common wun is a dirty bayj!
having found teh advert (see above) he sounds a fairly common lizard too…
Him shore duz!
how could he be inna compost heap-slumming?
Akshullee, ai iz frum …
GEICO
and U is delishus and nootrishus
NOMNOM
Cat insurance? Nah.
Kitteh still has nine lives left.
Gecko not required.
Geko sayz tawk tu mai lolyers, Goggeh, Drools & Howe.
First kitteh will eat the gecko and then the annoying cavemenz
Fifteen minnits ob
grovellingnegoshii ayting wif da kitteh culd sayv yu fifteen purrsent ob yur tayl!:LOL:
Arghhhg LOL fail ! oh well, u know wut ai ment.
I love this comment!! LOL much!
Day seh deh tail grows bak….
How long it taeks??? Not sure akshully
Deh gecko makes noises exactlee lik it sounds but VERY loud.
an teh old tayl twitches for qwite a long time after it comes off. i haz seen dis myself.
eww.
Scuze meh lik deh name sounds
(dis ifone is for deh birds)
can yoo Tweet wif it?
hahahahahaha! (i crakks myself up)
You made a speshul funee!!!!
We haz dem when i libbed in bangladesh
Ohai adn welkum, SgtP&J!
Fankees Catena—extendz deh floofie paw of friendship. Oh no rong paw deh lizard scootin awai!
Scuuz meh while I chase it…
We had dem when we libed in Okinawa. Dey neber bothered humans, only eated flies or insects like that. Da kittehs tried to chase dem but neber gotted any. Ai wuld sometimes see tail-less geckos running up da wall, but neber any dead wuns. Dey iz bery fast.
Datz kweel. How long u libbed der?
Pls tu nawt nom teh geko…dem keeps teh spydurs adn flys awai!!
so bery true
Lizzurd Wiffowtz A
Rawk needz Lapptawp so himz canz
cutz a brandz noo deel!
Lizzurd Wiffowtz A
Rawk canz looz himz tayl. Den a
noo wunn will growz bakk!!
Strypee Preddaturr
Kitteh will habz lawtz ub Phunn
wiff himz noo play toy!!!
Jack.
Kitteh yewzes sheer fawrce tew gets himz wai. Juss lyke kittehs always dew.
sheer fawrce, kyootness adn floofeh weighs.
oh I finks I broked my tongue!
Poor bearded dragon
Tee hee! I hope the gecko excaped though!